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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trEORKT943Q
Kent finally did it. He managed to get a gf.
>tfw even Kent is getting laid and you aren't
I'm happy for him but at the same time, sad for me.
>>29451096
MY MANoreganoir
Any robots ever think about starting a cult?
>free chicks
>free money
>worshiped as a prophet
Where I live (California), I think it would be pretty easy. Anyone got any ideas?
>>29451089
I live in CA and I was talking with a friend about starting a cult over tea yesterday.
Bay Area?
You need to have the fucking charisma first to attract followers. I don't think it as easy
>>29451104
Los Angleles. hipsters and strugling actors are both easily impressionable.
>tfw no isda skinning, diyaryo reading, pelikula watching, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>29451085
Why always this thread?
>>29451085
good to see you again op
>tfw have a qtp2t Filipina weeb gf
Feels pretty great desu
Please, someone educate me on why the term LGBT has the T in it, because it doesn't make sense to me, as an onlooker.
>L = Lesbian
A sexuality, determines attraction.
>G = Gay
A sexuality, determines attraction.
>B = Bisexual
A sexuality, determines attraction.
>T = Transsexual
The most fucking insufferable, oversensitive cunts in existence, require extensive babying or else they'll throw shitfits, extremely mentally ill, but unlike schizophrenics or BPD people they get societal support because MUH SOCIAL JUSTICE, never stop talking about the fact that they're trans, generally fucking vile human beings
explain
They have a letter because they do nothing but whine and cry for attention, kinda like tripfags
>>29451035
If you're one sex and think you're another then you're still a fag got like the other 3.
>being this butthurt about trannies
Well, this thread is off to a good start. I expect OP to respond to any serious replies in a totally non-biased way.
Trans people get lumped in because they ultimately face similar legal challenges as gay people. Since the two groups alone are barely sizable minorities, it makes sense for them to work on a united front to secure the same rights.
But the social climate in the U.S. is very different today, so trans people presently face more legal challenges than gay and bisexual people, such as military enrollment, usage of gender-specific facilities, and issues pertaining to how their gender is legally documented. (e.g. some states won't allow trans people to update the gender on their birth certificate)
How jealous are you that I am better at Tinder than you?
>>29450991
that's honestly pretty cool, OP
best of luck to you
>>29450991
>having to rely on a gimmick
Laffin at u tbqh guy
>>29450991
>implying this faggot is you
This anime is a metaphor for real life.
The slutty Stacey who is dim and gets shitty grades, lusts after black men, and only cares about her hair and nails is lauded as though she is some sort of Saint and orbited as though she is excellent.
All of the non-Stacey female characters are shat on, even if they are talented or smart or interesting or ambitious.
Even the robot-tier boy who acts as though he is "above" Stacies ends up falling for Stacey the moment she showers him with a little bit of attention.No one pays attention to Ojou even though she is pure and wholesome and smart. She is even called vapid in the anime even though she is a smart girl. She's not a slutty thicc Stacey so fuck her right? METAPHOR. METAPHOR FOR LIFE.
>>29450957
>moon toons
pass
anime is so soulful man
>>29450957
Did you watch only ten seconds of it?
Who else bad with the ladies here? I just can't seem to get them to laugh, shaking my head
>match with a 8/10
>fuck it up with no chance for rebounds
wew lad
>>29450952
Jesu christ anon, this autism is weapons grade.
Find something non-offensive as an opener.
It's tinder
Go to a fucking bar, meet some friends of friends, fucking ANYTHING but tinder
There's nothing better than reading a woman's body language to determine if they are interested in you
it's impossible through a computer screen
Tinder is the perfect platform for vapid cunts to let males down
>been on this shithole for a decade
>every time i make a thread it dies with 0 replies
>you've lost that belief
>>29450946
Here's a (You) for your troubles
>>29450946
I'm sorry about that, anon. it's a really bad feel, and I know it too well. Have a pepe of medium rarity.
>starting new bank account
>clerk sets up new security questions
>asks me "What is the first name of your best friend?"
>>29450916
>Sit up boldly to the clerk
>Raise your head
>Smile
>"Richard Long Johnson"
>several people quit suddenly at work
>manager asks "do you have any friends who want a job?"
>reply "I don't have any friends, no one likes me"
>sad/concerned looks from her and co-worker
>>29451916
Can you refer me? I need a job friendo
Why aren't you a nihilist?
I am laderooni
>>29450876
Because I'm an absurdist.
Why does it matter?\
OOOOOOOOO
ITT: We judge my brothers taste in music.
- He is 19
- He frequents reddit
- He left the house with his records here
>physical media
what is this? the 1990s?
>>29450858
>leaves the house
>records
He's a fag
cum on one of his records
Anyone else find sex disgusting?
>Not romantically attracted to anyone because everyone has had sex
it's a useful feel.
>>29450833
That's not useful, its destructive.
>>29450833
Yes, I have always found real sex disgusting, this is the reason I can only masturbate to 2D and don't feel especially attracted to anyone in real life.
>>29451124
That not destructive, it's productive.
>tfw you were born ugly and you aren't gay.
Sometimes I envy gay people. They don't have to deal with a woman's bullshit.
>>29450793
>implying gays don't have all their own shit
>>29450793
Feminine characteristics are the same whether a female or a male possesses them.
>>29450830
Here comes the trap apologists...
Just admit you are gay. Its a man with a fake pair of tits.
Who /Troll/?
All i do on this site is talk shit to people, make fun of them and create massive b8 threads
Pissing off autistic people is too easy
>>29450748
Me too man. It's totes cool. :)
>>29450763
>>29450748
I don't want to brag or anything but I'm way better than you at trolling I've been studying for 3 months now :)
>>29450748
Hwo does a yello dog produce enough of the daily caloric intake of a human male is only $18.99 plus tax and the suspect was last seen wearing a blur hoodie
Where do our days go?
Say your life story here, or really any moment, memory, event you wish to share.
Whatever you want to get off your chest.
>Bonus if greentext
But It doesn't matter a alot
I'm too much of a lazy cunt to post anything but I shall bump your thread anon
Have you ever had something you truly wanted, and essentially thrown it away? I did that. I had what I wanted, and did exactly that. I could have fixed it when I had the chance, I had many chances but then told myself each time that it was already too late. Events did make me believe it was already too late, but I still shouldn't have hesitated. This month, within the last week, it really did become too late. I can't do anything now. I have to let go. I have to. Who can I blame? Myself. That's all. What kind of idiot has what he wants, lets go and then hesitates to try to get it back? What kind of person waits half a year and watches it become impossible? Me.
I can never have a second chance, but I would do anything for one. I've never experienced as much self-loathing as I have this year.
>>29450944
Lad, I've been there too, just waited too long and let it slip away.I still think about it after nearly 3 years
