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>h-hey anon, play something cool before we go to bed
*Some are born with a silver spoon in their hand starts playing*
Y-you mean like a game? Or a s-song?
>>29448302
Sure thing babe
*starts blasting green hill zone theme*
Join up, and let's listen to some sentimental/comfy music.
I'll be playing a good amount of math/alt. rock and some Japanese rock, but jazzy/chill hip-hop is also highly encouraged.
plug.dj/the-groove-room
>>29448224
I thought this site died(?) again(?)
How the fuck is it back
>>29448243
Who knows, I only just found out today that it's still a thing, when I also thought it had been dead. My account is like three years old.
Bump for sharing music together.
POST YOUR FAVORITE BANNER
mine is pic related
Also quality thread
>>29448204
i dont care how unoriginal it is, i laff eggrytime
i hid the banners because they were irritating
This one reminds me of myself.
Any older failures on right now?
27 yr old worthless poorfag ugly dropout socially retarded KHV NEET here
seems like most here are 16-20 and straight from social media
>>29448129
I feel you bro, I'm just 21 and already feel like I've wasted my entire life. 2012 felt like it was just yesterday, so I'll be a +25 loser before I know it. What the fuck am I going to do.
27 too.
Got a decent job, make decent money, but...
>tfw no gf
29 this year, khv. Mainly lurk but lately I've been avoiding depressing places like r9k etc. It's affecting my fapping; I feel too much anger and disillusionment to stay aroused.
So it's time to fool myself with childhood fantasies of women wanting the same lovey dovey caring relationships that I want. Not that the women i interact with help with this, taking about how easy they are on tinder etc.
I... I'm in love with a Turkroach!
I LOVE ANZU!
>>29448124
Is this image stretched somehow?
>>29448124
any qt petite girl will do at this point
>>29448789
Really thin girls are the best!
How can you hate women when they look like this
Is it because you aren't alpha/attractive/smart/interesting enough?
her hair looks like mould
You could just stop being a little bitch and make her and others like her want you, but you won't will you?
Ok you all of you disgusting autists you know what to do, NO ONE over a 5/10 allowed!!!
spotted this guy on soc, solid 5/10
>>29447889
that guy is like a 2/10
>>29447889
I look even WORSE than that. I have at least a couple of noticeable acne scars that look like dents, perpetual dark circles, a fucking horrible nose that is too large, wide and hooked. I also have about half a dozen of unattractive moles under my eyes and nose. But I do take better care of my eyebrows, it still solves nothing though.
I never really had a chance with these horrible genetics.
Would you take it?
https://www.weedhorn.com/us-government-to-legalize-medical-cannabis-1871482984.html
Fuck yes I would.
Smoke weed everyday, homie.
>>29447817
sounds like a trap that will make me too lazy to resist when they send me to a fema camp
/thread
>>29447817
I'm debating having an edible with one of my few friends this thursday
I'm only 18 (after over a year of underage posting, sorry for the cancer) and my life is already fucked but at the same time I don't want to become some kind of fucking retard
What are the biggest tits you've ever seen? Who was the girl with stupid massive tits in HS? Get in here friends!
I'll start. Biggest tits I've ever seen were at train station. This relatively slim chick (her arms weren't fat and didn't have belly) with huge tits hanging to her navel and projecting like 8 inches outwards. It was insane. I wanted to take some creepshots but I was with someone. Still, she wobbled everywhere and was short enough for me to stare down her shirt. Money shot right there
Im gonna keep bumping this thread until you give me some fap fuel
Young Wendy
Cmere faggots
Please tell me that it's not normal to have tons of sex and for it to be all casual and no big, dirty secret.
I don't want to imagine that I've been missing out on anything.
All this sex that is portrayed and alluded to all over is just fake, right? Just propaganda. People don't have sex outside of marriage, do they?
People aren't having rampant sex from middle school up through adulthood, are they? Please tell me this is all a lie.
...I got bad news for you, buddy. Something like 85% of girls aged 16-24 have had sex.
>>29447660
To be honest, I've been wondering about this too. How much sex is it actually normal to have? Some people in a relationship says 1-2 times a week is perfectly normal, while chads say that they're on a dry spell if they haven't gotten laid for a week. Can anyone give a definitive answer?
>>29447660
It's not a meme.
I have 3 people I regularly have sex with that I have no feelings for whatsoever, and that is mutual.
That said, I have zero friends, and am a neet, so I still lurk here.
The horrible and freeing truth is to go to a public place, look around, and know that everyone there, no matter how old or nasty, gets their genitals touched at least once a month by someone.
>you never Save elsa Jean from making a bad life decisions
>>29447510
Who? And why should I give a fuck
>>29447635
Just some porn slut, and you shouldn't care. Let her live with her choices.
It's her life, she can do whatever she wants bro.
How can love be real if our waifus aren't real?
My bf is real and our love is real
>>29447287
easy
love isnt real, the people claiming that are just in it for personal gain. thats why divorce is so high
>>29447287
Your brain is squirting serotonin, dopamine and oxytocin at cartoon drawings of teenage girls.
If you want to call that real, then go right ahead.
Have you accepted yet that you will end up settling for a girl with a "wild past"?
Every girl has to explore herself in her teens and twenties. It would be unfair to her otherwise.
Aren't you going to "man up" and marry that slut?
>>29447256
>Have you accepted yet that you will end up settling for a girl with a "wild past"?
But I'm always going to be single. I've pushed through the long >tfw no gf phase and I don't even bother to fap anymore.
>>29447256
If that happens, I'll just break up with her after using her.
>>29447256
Yep, I've pretty much accepted it. My girlfriend sucked five cocks before mine, but at least I took her vaginal virginity. Not saying she's still not used goods, but slightly less used I guess. Better than most girls her age.
Who /starving themselves/ here? I'm ~10lbs away from my goal weight!
Don't fuck around with your diet, brehs. You can really fuck your hormones up. Eat clean, simple foods. Be reasonable with portion control. Moderate exercise is always a good idea. Don't be reckless. Don't do that to yourself.
Same OP, on day 3 here. It's going surprisingly well. It seems that it takes 2-4 days for the hunger pangs to go away, then you can just waste away for as long as you want until achieving the desired weight. Keep it up, don't listen to the normies telling you no, they just don't understand how much more damaging having the weight on is psychologically than losing the weight quickly could ever be physically.
>>29447021
Are you trying to become a girl? Anon, don't do it. Don't fall for the memes, stay how you are it isn't worth it. There is nothing wrong with remaining as a boy you don't need to change who you are. If you still go through with it, don't say I didn't warn you.
is there ANYTHING hotter than seeing a woman who is wearing shoes but no socks?
i get a boner every time. women's feet are pure sex.
>>29446924
She's wearing socks you fucking dip, they're just not visible
>>29446966
i dont believe u
it's still hot though. foot cleavage is sexy.
>>29446924
How do i achieve that rose-tinted skin that white girls have? My skin is very, very pale (I never go outside) but it has more of a brownish undertone than a pink one.
