Can anyone make me happy? Tell me a joke, post a video, anything. I want to feel happiness again
Knock knock
Origami please
>>29445802
Do you just want to vent to someone ?
I'll listen to you anon.
Come on get happy
Get ready for the judgment day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3sjAq021I8
Here we observe a wild meth head... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=66pDDYiIeyE
>>29445759
Nice face fag.
>>29445784
Bitches love it, plus drunk
This now a face thread
>finished spring semester of community college with failing grades
>haven't done anything since spring semester ended
>been living the NEET life for about a month
>wake up at 3-4PM every day
>no job
>shave once a week
>it's 6PM and I haven't showered or changed out of my clothes from yesterday
>never had gfComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Spare time is more worth than any money.
Money comes in second place.
>>29445687
>>friends are off doing interesting things, working, moving up in life
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
For some of us its not really a choice. I've tried to change many times in the past, but no one will give me any chances, whether it be jobs or relationships, and each rejection and failure just further reinforces my insecurities and doubts, making me depressed and inactive.
Will I ever find a gf like this /r9k/? I went bald at 18 and had to start shaving my head. I feel like it's hopeless for me now..should I just give up looking for a gf and focus on other things?
Picture is me
>>29445654
You don't have a Chad-tier face so you're practically fucked.
Ask yourself, why would a girl ever want to date you when hundreds of Chads are readily available?
>>29445654
No one ever missed out on finding a life partner because of baldness.
But a lot of people stay alone because of their insecurities. A lot of people are bald, and not that many of them are all alone, so put two and two together.
You have a reasonably well-shaped head (nohomo), and decent facial hair, and you should not be embarrassed about your baldness.
actually you have the perfect face/body for the "i yell at my wife in public" starter pack
Do you think people are born cuckolds or what's responsible for this fetish?
Fuck that is hot. Sauce?
I'm a cuck because I have a small dick
If I was bigger, I wouldn't be the way I am
>>29445806
Seems to be mostly how it happens. Guys really just not having much a choice.
>he buttons his shirt bottom to top
>he doesn't wear button down shirts
>he calls button down shirts button up shirts
>>29445493
No red flags for me, then. Nice!
>>29445493
There's nothing wrong with buttoning your shirt up properly, OP is an insecure child.
>He doesn't button his top button then button his second button and then unbutton his top button before buttoning the rest of the buttons.
Who here /mentally ill/
You can't imagine how many normies are "mentally ill".
Anyways, it's a nice to have, if you want to get NEET bux :^)
>be alone in room
>remember extremely insignificant moment of brief shame from 10 or 20 years ago
>uncontrollably start yelling "niggers", "faggots", or "I hate everyone"
does that count?
>>29445406
Chronically depressed since childhood. They should've put me down.
Femanon here, I've been feeling down in the dumps ever since my mom caught me doing something, and I just want to know if anyone else has really bizarre fetishes.
I know what everyone's going to ask "WHAT DID YOU DO" so just read below
>22 right now
>was much younger when I started doing this
>into incest fetish
>big brother asked me to make him some coffee before work while he was in the shower
>looking...
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Do you have big tits mommy?
Wait till your parents are asleep and spray their faces with your milk screaming "Who's the dirtiest one now, huh?".
>Femanon here
Stopped reading right there.
>current year
>still being a chestlet
whats your excuse, femanons?
Why must we keep hurting each others?
Actually who cares. It doesn't even matter if they're chestlets. They still can get laid and have bfs. They're still normies. CHESTLETS ARE NORMIES. GTFO MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
it didn't run in the family
>>29445371
i'm rich, and rich men like slender women
>reach into shorts to readjust balls
>get covered in my ball sweat
>now every time I lift my hand anywhere near my face, I get overwhelmed with my musk
Does this turn anyone else on, or is it just me?
I'm straight, and this is not a gay ERP thread so none of that.
So am I alone?
My own cock stink makes me want to CUM for some reason.
>>29445353
I can enjoy my own smell but it doesn't turn me on. Why would I be attracted to myself?
>>29445975
What about when you smell your own cum?
I love my own BO and musk, but for some reason the ball sweat musk turns me on, same with the cum smell. I'm straight, too, it's just always been this way.
Post yfw it's too late.
boys can cry too
there has to be someone
FUCK I HAVE A MASTERS DEGREE A CAR AND A JOB COME ON I JUST WANT TO LEAVE THE MIDDLE CLASS NORMIE DREAM
Chore day is still half a week away.
>>29445325
The fuck is chore day?
>>29445410
It's the Wageian word for Saturday.
>>29445480
Que...? The fuck is that supposed to mean?
>I'm an atheist but I think Christianity is a good moral system
How is that neckbeard? Neckbeards will denounce Christianity as a whole.
>>29445216
That's actually one of the more rational perspectives there is.
>>29445216
Religion is for deluded faggots who search for a meaning.
ITT: I prove that god very likely exists
I'm quite a unique person. Having been on both sides of the grass in many areas of life and having spend a shit-ton of time really just thinking about the meaning of life, where I fit into it in the grand scheme of things, how my perspective on life changes with time, and how everyone is conditioned to view their unique perspective of life as the true reality. I've been through the atheist stage, and now at age 25 I'm spiritual, whilst I largely reject religions. So I completely understand both sides of thinking...
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Anyway, here goes. As you read this, despite what you think about doing so it's essential to connect with certain memories of emotions you've had throughout your life. I'll give examples throughout.
Emotions mould our subjective experience of reality. If one were to hold hate towards another, they would perceive them very differently when happy as compared to when angry. Happiness - the highest vibrational frequency - allows us to see things with a greater perspective. The ideas around hating a person do not disappear as such during this elevated level,...
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>>29445178
When in a fear-based mindset, perception of the world is extremely limited for the purposes of defending what's at stake. It's a real experience whereby in that moment you lose the capacity to appreciate any iota of life. "Pure science" (by that I mean science that tries to prove materialism theory) supposedly separate from emotion operates on a domineering attitude, which is in fact an emotion, leaning closer to fear. It is assumed this "default" state is not an emotion. If you were...
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Bumperdink
Good evening, fellow robots
>>29445048
FUCK YOU man stop fucking reposting my pics for xth time i just wanted some compassion because i thought there are other ugly people here that know how it's to go through life like that but instead i got this fucking mockery even worse than real life fucking jerks man you can't run away from this shit
i hope a drunk driver runs you fucking over then sets you on fucking fire you piece of normalfag shits
>>29445143
Thats what you get for being a face posting attention whore :^)
>>29445143
This smells like pasta