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WHO GIVES A SHIT IF YOU'RE A VIRGIN OR NOT? EVERYONE WAS A VIRGIN UP UNTIL THE POINT THEY GOT LAID.
IT HAPPENS, SOMETIMES AT 17, SOMETIMES AT 27 SOMETIMES AT 7
WHAT GIVES
>WHO GIVES A SHIT IF YOU'RE A VIRGIN OR NOT?
Women do, but I get your point, who the fuck cares what women think? Women are shit. I'm onboard with you dude.
>>29442340
Women don't care either. Guys are the ones that add pressure, trying to be all alpha about the chicks they've banged. All girls want is a someone not REEEE-worthy who will be receptive to learning how to make her feel good. Rather than make up shit about women why don't you figure out how to talk to them.
>>29443085
Fuck off normalshit
They do care
They care a fucking lot
>Your rate/rank
>How long have you been in.
>How it has affected your life, and how does it pertain to your robot-status.
Do not post your boat, your command, or any PII that could possibly allow someone to identify you on here.
>Your rate/rank
ITSSN (SU)
>How long have you been in.
A little more than a year.
>How it has affected your life, and how does it pertain to your robot-status.
Well, I cannot say it has necessarily helped me or not help me. It has forced me to be uncomfortable and to face certain challenges involving other people. Some days are harder than others. I like being in an environment of which there are little to no women. It allows me to enjoy being away from that atmosphere a bit. Being said, female sailors here are absolutely terrible. The best thing about joining is that it allowed me to have something in myself I am proud of, even if it is not that big of a deal.
And I suppose if you are from another branch, talk about that too. It does not need to pertain only the Navy considering how few people on here are probably in the US military anyway.
Officer in an European Navy. Nice, I had people around me but they kept a distance
>>29443401
What is it like to be an officer there? And what does it take to become one?
I am just wondering if it is like us Ameriburgers.
The longer you robots stay in the closet the worse it gets.
Stop repressing it, girls.
>>29441896
I might consider doing it, but only to have a better chance at getting girls.
>>29441896
>>29441926
Go away Jew. Go away kike. Go away hebe.
ANYONE can do it, even chad
So excuse me for being fucking blind but I literally just found out people actually had a problem with addiction to nicotine, To be perfectly honest I thought they were joking like being"addicted" to a favorite show. I picked up smoking in late grade school because of some older kids selling me cigarettes. If I was stressed or some shit id smoke and not touch the things for weeks on end its still like that today (20 years later) What the fuck are people so out of control of there own body that they cant stop themselves from buying a pack of smokes or is it because im poor and subconsciously save them because I buy a pack every 3 months and there pretty fucking expensive where I live?
>>29441836
>Only smoke incidentally
>Wonder why you're not addicted
Addiction doesn't work like you think it does, senpai.
>>29441836
I actually have the same usage habits with cigs too...never got the big deal, but they are nice during specific circumstances
>>29441836
Nicotine addiction is only an issue when you have people with impulse control issues who smoke enough to reach steady state MAO-Bi effects as well as down regulated nACh and dopamine receptors
once it reaches that point, it becomes hard to kick
A little more Elliot trivia to add to the collection
I've found the exact location that this was filmed at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBvaVWdJRQM
It is park lane, Montecito, here on Google Street View
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@34.4478095,-119.6081135,3a,57.7y,11.21h,73.57t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s-wbv6b_FX-S7WgQpG3j7uw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1
>>29441812
I'll take my BMW there one day once I can afford it.
>>29441812
He really is the mascot of /r9k/. This is the first full video Ive seen. I feel like I can relate to him but he is so narcissistic and autistic. He has the worst personality ever. I dont have a bad personality and Im a fucking kissless virgin like him.
>>29441875
I live close by, but I only drive an E46.. so I don't feel worthy enough
Hey robots, am I a normie yet?
>Girl from college adds me on snapchat
>We snap for a little while
>We ask each other awkward questions for lols one night that we have to answer honestly
>Ask her how far she's been with a guy
>"I've never held hands with a guy"
>Wat.jpg you're hot
>Next day she sends me a mirror picture of her wearing a bra and panties
>Tem ditties
>I respond with "that's fucking hot"
>She says thanks and sends more softcore suggestive pictures
>Compliment her more on her body later in a flirty manner that I didnt know I had
>Wheredidthissuperpowercomefrom.jar
>She sends me a heart emoji back with a thanks
>I say "anytime" with a kissy face emoji
Did I make it? I didn't know I could flirt so well... I'm 19 btw
Pic unrelated
>>29441616
>"I've never held hands with a guy"
>sends pics to dude she knew for like 2 days
Yeah she's already been on the cock carousel but you can still hit it and become a normie. Just don't get attatched
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>>29441679
I dunno she seems like the outcast/out if league in her friend group of really hot girls. Also ive never seen her with another guy
Also I'm working out not becoming attached by only concentrating on her hot body. A protip I'm using is: compliment the body, with words like hot, sexy, etc and not pretty or beautiful like a beta
Maybe I can become a normie
Who else
>raped as a child by family member
here?
Not by a family member, so I can't contribute.
What happened OP?
>>29441596
>raped by drunk mom
Basically the point my life started going down. Does post-rape nightmare tier life have an end? Seems like there's nothing I can do to get back that bubblegum mindset that normal people have. Other than with pain killers.
Nightmare mode robots get in here
I'll start....
>Be me
>Just turned in 18 in March and celebrating 6 month anniversary with gf
>Received acceptance letter for university in the mail
>Signing up for the Honors program at my local uni before I graduate high school
>Fast forward to May 2 weeks before graduation.
>Be told I'll graduate with some honors but that I didn't make the top 10% of my class
>Girlfriend suddenly breaks with me over stupid reasons and graduation party sucks ass because no one shows up.
>Since then I've tried to apply for summer jobs and follow up on an email requesting an interview for the honors program.
>Weeks pass, this morning I finally get an answer on the Program and some jobs I applied to.
>Both of them decline me.
>My mother finds out and screams at how big of a worthless loser I am at everything
>Says I'm a bigger dumbass than my father
>Stay in my room for the rest of the day while my Mom make lunch
>After a while she leaves with my brother and sister.
>Go to the kitchen to see if there's any food cooked
>Just see an empty plate on my side of the table that says "Put yourself to good use and make it yourself anon"
>Realize I don't know how to cook
>Head back to my room, starving and waiting for them to come back, it been two hours so far.
>Mfw I'm alone with no one to talk to and nothing going my way.
I want to go drive and jump off the bridge and drink anti-freeze at this point. Tell me your feels R9K
if you get good grades theres hardly anything to worry about. suck it up you bitch.
>>29441532
>celebrating 6 month anniversary with gf
Stopped reading there, fuck off kid.
>>29441532
Studying computer engineering, landed a well paying summer job at the local factory, last weekend a qt 18 year old girl tried to hook up with me
Choose the sword, and you will join me
how?!
or more accurately, why?
>>29441505
Choose the ball, and you join your mother in dead.
>>29441559
> in dead
> dead
He was so close
>walk down street
>notice how the majority of people look at me while around 90%of other people get completely ignored
>almost all grills look at me some even from across the street
>dont know if im THAT ugly or handsome
because of this i dont even have the confidence to hit on ugly chicks
Im tall and cant blend into crowds
somebody else here get stared at all the time?
>>29441494
If your tall that draws attention, the next thing they're looking at is to see if you have the face to go with the tall figure, if your face is average or below then its because you're ugly.
>>29441494
First of all, how tall are you?
Can you also post a pic of yourself?
>>29441528
im on interpals and some chicks called me cute or handsome
>>29441529
Not very, just around 6foot3
i will get accused of making a /soc/ thread if i post pic
Hey /r9k/. Redditor/Tumblrer here. Curious to see how you guys feel about how we took Wojak and made him into our own. Does it bother you?
The memes keep on reverberating.
>google images search
>>29441485
No, we're glad to have helped. Feel free to stop by anytime. We are an accepting and compassionate lot.
xoxoxo
I wear a fedora. I also look good in it. Just wanted to put that out there to make people here very angry. Also, I smoke a pipe. And I own a black oilskin trenchcoat. I have been known to use all three at the same time when the occasion warrants.
And I don't care what a bunch of teenyboppers on an anonymous Peruvian llama-swapping forum think of my sartorial style.
That is all.
>>29441466
Give me a pic and I'll believe you, because I honestly have seen people pull off the trenchcoat fedora look but not that many.
>>29443553
How do you not know about /r9k/'s living meme yet?
>>29443628
Oh I saw that thread a while back, good meme actually.
Numale hate thread.
I can't stand looking at these people, they seem to be everywhere nowadays.
it's usually americans who fit this criteria. Another thing that I have noticed about many American men is that they have very high pitched voices.
Is there something in the water over there?
>>29441436
Why do you care so much about other people's lives? Grow up.
Well, there is the nu-male 'look' and the nu-male mindset. I know people who may look like nu-males but do not have that cringeworthy, white-knight attitude that pisses me off.
But I agree. Combine the Nostalgia Critic, The Mountain Goats, and Buzzfeed and you get one of these pieces of shit.
>>29441502
Because their nation destroying world views effect me quite a lot.
And anyway, this isn't tumblr or reddit my new friend. Here we can make fun of anybody.
tfw you realise filthy frank is a chad
>>29441348
no he's not. I've seen his videos his face is deformed.
Lol no. Just because he isn't a full blown autistic fuck, doesn't mean he is Chad. He's trying really hard to compensate for his genetic WM/AF combo that makes him ugly and weird looking
>>29441348
That's not Frank. He doesn't go to Harvard; he lives in NY.
is there a purer for of love that that between mother and son?
who /momcest/ here?
>>29441308
shit.
I meant
>than that
>>29441308
Originally kill yourselves you worthless fucks.
>>29441308
get out, take this shit to /b/
