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>co-worker came up to me and fixed my collar

Cant tell if being friendly or she wants the D. Help I am socially autistic and just recently got a job from being a NEET.
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It depends. How does she act around other guys??
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>>29441304
She sees you as a child.
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touching is not nothing. especially to women.

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How can you seriously think men are the better gender?
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Yeah. If women were the better gender how come they got raped?
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>>29441277
In the west it's extremely rare. Very, very few men would ever do that. Feminists now say that 1/4 girls will be raped in college campus and stuff like that. Which is why they are being called toxic.

I think it used to be that most men would have had no problem risking their lives to protect a women from rape, but it's probably no longer the case because we're all pussies now. Still a very high amount of them would without question.

But here's the thing. While there are a few extremely bad men, the bad attributes of women are GENERALIZED. That's where the exasperation with them comes from.
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>>29441464

>While there are a few extremely bad men, the bad attributes of women are GENERALIZED. That's where the exasperation with them comes from.

This is because men are varied as they are the experimental sex and are not the sexual selectors but the ones being selected. Women are nearly identical across the board, especially in terms of intelligence and behavior, because they are the ones doing the sexual selection and not the ones having to prove themselves. Hence bad traits of men tend to be exceptions, while bad traits of women tend to be norms.

TAYTAY eats PIZZA while FEMANON hits the GYM to LOSE WEIGHT
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Is 4chan obsessed with Taylor because she looks like she has mild autism like the rest of you faggots?
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IS THAT JEB IN THE BACK?
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Singing burns calories fAm she don't need the gym

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>the suicide threads stop in summer
>it's almost as if your depression was based on the weather or something
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>It's almost as if summerfags invade this board who aren't suicidal.
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>>29441157
>It's almost as if summer is when robots see couples being in love and men being men, and just do it already
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SAD is a real thing and your mood is directly linked to vitamin D, which is linked to sunlight

I'm infinitely happier in winter though, I fucking hate summer

If another cumskin gives me this look I'm knocking their teeth out.
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>>29441110
They lookin at us like that coz they know we fuckin all of the white women bruh
they jealous bruh. They wish they was black
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>>29441110
>nigger declares that they wish to go to jail

OK?
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I do that to white people too though.

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Be honest,

I think I'm a 3-4/10 on a VERY good day
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>>29441085
this pic needs to stop being posted
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you're a solid 7

fuck off
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you're ugly af

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Fun edition
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Yummy breakfast! :DDD
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uh are we doing this again wtf
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>tfw no cute tranny gf to suck off and then play battletoads with

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So how's that great novel coming along, men?
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>>29440932
Once I'm done living it, I'll write it down.
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I'm only writing short story. It's finished so all I need to do is revise and get feedback.
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>>29440932
I'm finishing de thirteenth chapter.
Pookie is sorounded by strippers on a night club that try to help him to recover from his anxiety attack. He needs to cum but he is a transgendered female.

What does /r9k/ think of these shoes?
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Another shot of these fantastic shoes
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>>29440880
They look pretty cool, if they're comfortable then buy them I guess. A good pair of tennis-shoes is always important to have.
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>>29440880
they are for exercise. if you wear them to social outings you are autistic

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>be me
>be bored
>lurking on Wizardchan
>decide to create an account
>post /b/ tier thread asking if anyone wants to trade Jack Off vids

>perma-banned after 8 minutes of account time


Why are they such shit heads over there? Why can't they be more open minded. I hate the Internet sometimes.
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Wizardchan is too much of a forced echo chamber. You can get banned for practically anything regardless if you're a virgin, have no job, no social skills, etc.
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>>29440799
>>29440862
This thread reeks of normie. Good thing they filter out people like you guys
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I've been there for years and was never banned. It's just not a place for most people but it's invaded by normies & females anyway

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What does it mean if someone leaves a bowl of sugar out in the corner of a room or windowsill? I live with my grandma and recently she put a bowl of sugar out on the windowsill and has been leaving it there 24/7, only checking on it every few days. When I asked her about it she said it's "an experiment" and told me not to touch it. Even when my aunt and I tried telling her we might get ants from that shit she just repeats "it's an experiment" and to leave it the fuck alone. Is this some kind of folk magic bullshit or is she actually going insane? That sugar has been sitting there for 2 weeks.
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May be early signs of schizophrenia or dementia.
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Your grandma is fucking retarded.
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grammys shotting coke she's leaving it to moisten on the sill

post those lewd WikiHows
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>>29440528
this is a new low
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>>29440596
>this is a new low
no need to be like that
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>ywn never drink from this jar

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Things normies say:

>sex isn't everything
>putting your dick in a vagina won't change you
>you put the pussy on the pedstal
>work on yourself
>be a better person
>be yourself
>the right person will come along
>maybe you aren't ready for a gf
>it doesn't matter if you don't have sex
>women can be forever alone
>work-out
>spend your time alone studying and becoming a better person
>be better looking
>get hobbies that arent reading or video games!
>do hobbies you don't enjoy!
>the right person will come along!
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Post more peepee poopoo pictures.
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>bye, Felicia

I hate this shit so much.
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>Get a hobby xD

Give me an example of a hobby

>well I can't but there are some out there just look xD

This was a real conversation

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Do you believe the whole "20% of the mn get 80% of the women" thing is actually, honestly true and not just a meme?

As in, literally, 2 out of every 10 guys are fucking 8 out of 10 women?
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That's probably highball number. I'd say it's 30-40% of men but the overall premise is still correct. It's why you see so many sad lonely angry posters on here.
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>>29440458
It's bullshit.

Vagina is a renewable resource. You can have multiple consumers. And womens preferences change based on their hormones.
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There was a study made with tinder it was literal 80/20. What you need to keep in mind is that it is true for casual sex, not for dating.

>making out with girl
>starts touching my dick
>dick is completely dead
>not a drop of blood in it
>constantly have to lead her away from my dick because i can't get hard
NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY....

i'm fucking 21 years old... if this happens again i'll just kill myself

also
>inb4 homo
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Happens to the best of us at some stage in life.

I was in the bed of a petite virgin who wished to remain a virgin - well vaginally.

She wanted me to fuck her ass and even tried sucking me with her tiny mouth but I was new to alcohol and couldn't get hard. I still can barely get hard when drinking either.

I made her come from fingering and eating her pussy though so I made up for it.
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>>29440436
Quit porn
commenterum origamu
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>>29440436
Feel any movement now, op?

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