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>masturbate
>all drive, self-confidence and energy disappears
Fap away your energy
go ahead
NOFAP is a joke
It's not proven
Fap Fap Fap!
lelelellelelelelelelelelelelelel
DUDE
BROSCIENCE
LMAO>>25194631
>>25194668
>>25194695
>broscience
MOOOOOOM I LEARNED A NEW WORD LMAO
Why is 4chan generally right-wingy, but when it comes to sexuality it is borderline communist?
"Chads" are the millionaires and billionaires of sexuality. They have "worked hard" for what they have and women flock to them. These people are usually born into good looks and when you have good looks and good genes it's easy to work out and become /fit/, and then most clothes you put on make you look even better.
Then there are the omegas who are kissless virgins but they think that they are entitled to sex and love because they are human too. They are pissed that women inherently go for more valuable people. They want women to give everyone a fair chance equally, no matter their sexual or romantic value.
>>25194628
Girls are sluts = I want to regulate the sexual market. No more free market for you women!
The general views are that things should be like they used to be, you went to school etc, got a wife and a job, had a few kids and life was good.
Then... then feminism came...
Women rate men unfairly, surely ugly women should get ugly men.
i think u guys might have a field day with this
https://twitter.com/FrenchHeaux/status/679472164899319808
>>25194596
I mean, being problematic could just mean that they used the word bad, itself derived from old english baeddel, meaning hermaphrodite, hence making the word transphobic. Which probably makes them problematic themselves.
>>25194696
I'm really into etymology and thought you were full of shit. That's fucking hilarious.
i don't know if this says something about women or about internet feminists. not to say that they should live a pious life but why be so annoying when you're going to end up having sex with whatever you claim to hate so much
What's your opinion on people who eat acid and say they met god or are now on a higher level of consciousness?
as someone who took acid and experienced that, what is more likely, the fact that you were drugged up as fuck or that god talked to you?
The only legitimate thing I get out of lsd after the trip is the serotonin boost for a month and the boost of creativity.
>>25194613
Are you sure you took acid?
>>25194680
yea, but it's been a couple years since i've tripped.
DASHING THROUGH THE COLD
TO CATCH THE RUSH HOUR TRAIN
HE DOES WHAT HE IS ALWAYS TOLD
OR GETS BTFO IN DISGRACE!
OH JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS
WAGEKEKS SLAVE AWAY!
OH WHAT FUN
IT IS TO RIDE
ON NEETBUX EVERYDAY
HEY!
OH JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS
WAGEKEKS SLAVE AWAY!
OH WHAT FUN
IT IS TO RIDE
ON NEETBUX EVERYDAY
HEY!
FUCK YOU FUCKING NEETSHIT FUCKHEAD GET A JOB YOU OXYGEN THIEF.
How do your parents feel, huh?? Knowing their son is pile of shit
>>25194569
This is a good one, nice work.
>>25194569
Thisis a really funny one.
>Tell me about your dreams, Anon.
Last dream: I was dreaming about Vladimir Putin. But he was dude-bro looking in my dream, with an "Obey" cap and a three-day stubble. He was interviewed and asked about people who fear and/or hate him. And how that would affect Russia.
But then: bassdrop and he began to rap and sing, "All I care about is money and my shitty ideas."
But he didn't want to say that he doesn't care about Russia, quite the opposite. He just doesn't care if people like him or not. And that money and his "shitty" ideas are important and necessary to make Russia great again.
I had this recurring nightmare where I got mugged and stabbed by Steve buscemi. I woke up from it like four times.
Last night I dreamed I was out on a date with a girl I worked with. We had a good time. I thought it was a little strange because I have a girlfriend and I'm not particularly attracted to my coworker.
Someone made me admin of their website.
I destroyed it
I had a strange one last night. I wasn't even there, I was just kind of floating over the scene like a camera.
>guy and a girl at a bar
>they broke up very recently but are still friends
>girl already found a new bf and is talking about all the sex she's been having
>the guy gets pissy because she already found someone new
>he gets even more pissed and says that she didn't want to have sex with him for the first three months, but fucked the new guy in the first two days from meeting him
>He is really fucking pissed now, and she's crying
>He is asking her why she broke it off, says that she called him her angel, told him what a great guy he was, and accuses her of bullshitting
>she denies being a bullshitter and confesses that her new guy is 13 years old, and that she can only get off to very young teen boys
>bitch is fucking sobbing
>meanwhile the people behind her back, other costumers and waiters, are all laughing like that's the funniest thing they ever heard
>>25194643
>mugged and stabbed by Steve buscemi
How horrifying
It's ISIS time, post your favorite ISIS video, song, picture etc..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R81zCv0hA0
Oldy but a goody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
>>25194543
Bit overplayed, I quite enjoy this alternative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbftJnQcx98
>>25194527
sexy isis man
>24 years old
>don't know how to order fast food
>don't know how to get a haircut
>don't know how to catch a bus
>don't know how to get a job
At least you know how to shitpost
>>25194517
At Least you know how to be comfy. That is better than anything those wage cuts can by with their minimum wage salaries.
>>25194517
Thisis life on easy mode and I'm not jealous.
>bought a gram of MDMA on a whim
>realise i have no one to roll with
wat do brobots
Get comfy, listen to music an take the MDMA?
Get some mushrooms or lsd to compliment it and you won't need anyone else. You really don't need anyone anyway. It's fun alone.
And you have us :3
>>25194335
go to a bar
Lets get a room thread started.
Post your rooms or battlestations.
>not having a dog
>>25194390
I did have a dog. Put her to sleep a month ago after being together with the pup for 16 years. Not prepared to go through that again.
I need to get some shelves for my weeaboo shit.
>>25194390
Mine, a Pembroke Corgi and a Shetland Sheepdog, live with my parents.
Wat are u addicted to?
>dope and suboxone
>high highs low lows
It changes from month to month
>stimulants
>opiates
>weed
>booze
4chains
>>25194329
Same here, but once I'm on opiates I kinda stay there. Them withdrawls are painful
Sup guys, considering no one believes I didn't have sex with my sister I'm going to jerk off using my diahhrea to prove that even if I did I totally would have eaten her shit
He is in jail for a very long time that scumbag. Hahaha.
>>25194283
>Not including the part about eating shit smeared underage butthole
>>25194283
what the hell is this?
who is this guy and why isnt he making half life 3
>soon men will get tired of women's bullshit
>soon women will be put back in their place and all will be well again
Nah.
Will never happen.
All women need are the few rock-brained Chads who will give them the D regardless of their shitty woman personalities.
>>25194245
The age of the VR waifu is upon us. Women are about to lose one of the two things they have going for them.
It won't be long before artificial wombs become a reality either.
The rich Jews and 20% of Chads have too much power to let that happen. Whether you vote left or right you're still their bitch.
How slutty is your average girl? Is it common for her to regularly experience any of the following?
>giving head
>taking facials
>getting dp'd
>being gangbanged
>fucking in public
>being filmed
>>25194234
Most girls over 30 have been dp'd at least once. Those that haven't have it as a fetish. It's one of the most popular fetishes out there, tbqh.
>>25194359
>listening to r9k about women
>>25194234
>yes
>no
>no
>no
>no
>no
get your head out of the gutter, faggot
also theres nothing wrong with a girl wanting to suck a cock or two
>23 years old
>don't know how to ride the city bus
wew
well you just sit there
the trick is that you dont actually drive it, but the man in the front with the big steering wheel, he's the one who drives you
quite a clever idea for a transport system they came up with eh
>>25194237
but how do you get off at the right spot, like
when do you pull the cord, can you pull it anywhere or only when you're approaching a real stop? and how the ever living fuck is one supposed to understand the bus schedule, i looked online and i got a pdf of city streets with yellow lines on them, how the fuck am i supposed to decode that im not a gps system. fuck you nigger this is real shit to me.
>>25194261
Normies fuck up pulling the cord constantly. They all do it differently because they just assume their way is right, and half of them are slightly wrong.
If the bus is moving, and the button is pushed/cord pulled, the bus driver knows someone wants to get off at "the next stop," whatever that happens to be.
For example certain buses are "express" because they only hit the 5 major intersections on a route, instead of stopping at every single little stop. If you get on that bus and ding, the guy will think you want the next stop THAT bus stops at, i.e., the next major intersection. But the normal bus guy will think you want the next normal stop. It's common for people here to push the button/pull the cord the instant the bus starts moving again after stopping at a stop, because they don't want to wait until it's like halfway there or whatever. They just want the driver to know he's stopping at the next one too.
Bus schedules are confusing to everyone. They're weird as fuck.
