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>that feel when 26yo
HOLY GODDAMN DOG TITS WHY AM I SO FUCKING OLD
>turned 25 a few weeks ago
feels like I was a teenager just a few months ago
fuck it man
It gets worse, I turn 30 in five days and just had a dream I was back in college last night and oh god I want to die
>>25195447
i've been having dreams of the times when i was 15 for ten years
it's bittersweet
So long losers, I'm a normie now
dont go mate please
>>25195124
Tell me your secret, anon
>>25195124
Don't worry you will be back.
do you remember when you were young, open and friendly? what happened? you just shut down and stopped sharing with others, you don't take risks anymore, you're afraid of everyone.
why?
>>25194953
by age 4 I was ignoring friends to play vidya so no, not really
>>25194953
I'm not afraid of anyone, but I stopped and shut down because I realized at around nine that no one else was writing code, loved computers, science, or mathematics. Just by sharing my interest for these topics alone made everyone's eyes glaze over (including teachers) and made me feel autistic. So, I stopped going to school and never really looked back.
>tfw doing better than everyone
>tfw never really spend money but saving it to give away to those that I actually care about when I die
>>25194953
When i went to middleschool, all my friends but one fucking asshole either were a grade lower or went to the other middleschool or just fucking ignored me. I see this as the turning point in my life.
Enjoy your last day of work until your mandatory X-mas holiday, wagecuck.
>>25194658
Thisis what wagecucks must do.
>>25194722
stop samefagging your posts
it really ruins the fun
>>25194961
>2 replies
>3 posters
Why are wagecucks always BTFO and use the same arguments over and over again? I think sockpuppeting was your best tactic. Go back to it. It's also the funniest due to how desperate you guys are to prove you are have not been BTFO.
WTF you want for Christmas familia?
>Post Amazon wishlist
>Get gift from another anon
Yeah Cuckmas is tomorrow, but who cares?! It's the thoughts and feelings that count!
Follow these steps to post amazon wishlist!
If someone actually posts something under 15$ they want, I'll actually buy it for you.
if you are from mexico I can buy you something not too much expensive.
What's her name lads?
>Jennie
>Sasha
>>25188669
>Randal
Can't handle these feels
>Taylor
I love you so much, you're so beautiful you crazy cunt.
I want to hear all about knocking up. Robots, if you ever got someone pregnant, share your story. Fembots, if you ever got pregnant, share your story.
Impregnated a girl not 2 hours after meeting her irl, the best thing is she was really anxious about it and jumped up and down afterwards, as if that'd do anything, lol, guess she knew it wasn't a safe time.
>>25180807
How did it turn out? Are you still together?
I helped a lesbian couple I'm friends with have a baby. It was a lot different than I'd thought, it's not so easy to conceive. It took a few months of us trying.
When did your parents start questioning you about your non-normie ways?
>tfw your situation is slowly approaching pic related.
>>25169389
Probably junior year of high school when my mom thought I was getting bullied because I liked staying in my room and being on my computer all the time instead of hanging out with people when in reality I was having fun shitposing and watching anime
When I had to be hospitalized at age 13.
>be me
>be 13
>playing vidya on the couch
>mom comes in, sits down next to me
>"Hey anon, it's fine it you like your video games and I'm glad you have something you enjoy, but I don't want you to turn into one of those people who live in their mom's basement at 20 and wastes their life away"
>"Don't worry mom, I'll be fine. When I grow up I'll be rich, and I'll take you on a vacation to Australia and we can go island-hopping"
>she had always talked about wanting to go to Australia
And today I'm 21 years old and posting on /r9k/. You can guess how that promise turned out.
>not normie enough to be normie
>not reeee enough to be robot
So you're a normie? fucking leave now
>tfw cant put myself into clear category and it will haunt my autistic brain forever
Its the robot paradox. If you felt like belonging among robots you would feel like belonging to somewhere and thus not be a robot.
So I've always been a robot, but over the past two years of work (was NEET until 21) have turned me into a semi functioning individual.
There is a 15 year old next door who is an absolute robot, and we've gotten on really well, he doesn't really have any friends apart from me so we talk about pretty much everything.
Today I saw him and he looked really chipper, the happiest I've ever seen him. I poked and found out he had lost his virginity to this local 31 year old woman that he has been very good friends with for a few months.
I'm genuinely happy for him, I really am, but I just don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore. I had used a prostitute once, so I'm not a virgin and felt like the more experience of the two, but now he has had genuine loving sex, something I've never had and probably never will.
You fool no one Anon. You want that boipucci.
>>25200327
this, op should enjoy that prime 15yo bp
he doesn't sound like a robot to me..
Can anyone redpill me on escorts? How much do they cost in a major city? Are you guaranteed to get herpes?
I am a 6' tall white man, just want to get what society owes me.
if you're 6' and white you should be getting laid in a major city with no problem.
Escorts are not as glamorous as in tv and porn. The vast majority are filthy uneducated, untrustworthy, skanks and human trafficing victims.
>>25200192
Source?
Original comments are original
Tell me, is it real? Is it the only way truly? To combat the degenerate West and Feminism with the swords of Islam? Modern Christianity has been weakened, but Islam is the religion of the Sword and has always been. Should we do it, lads?
Nah, meng.
No. The only answer is pure communism.
>inb4 butthurt fascists
>inb5 le guldural marxism :DDD
>inb6 you bought the 'identity politics is incompatible with capitalism' meme
Real Christianity is sexist and anti-degenerate, just like Islam. Real Christianity is not the cuckolded philosophy held by many in the west. There's no need to promote Islam when we already have an anti-degenerate faith that's been held by our people for milleneia.
Hello r9k im a rather old guy living in St. Petersburg, and i have a tradition of strolling along the nevsky prospect (a big street), not really because i like it but rather because im drawn there regardless of all the humiliations i face there. Everyday i go there and everytime i face countless humiliations of which the most unbearable is for me that i always, maybe just by pure instinct, step aside to make way for whoever i encounter, even those who step aside for others.
After i have had to deal with this countless times and lamenting why it isnt that BOTH just take a half step aside i have come to the conclusion that in no other way than bumping into another person, yeah maybe even forcing them aside and thus making them aware of my existence, i can find absolution.
I bought nice clothes for this instance (although i admittedly had to lend some of the money) so they are not gonna think of me as the lowlife i am.
Wish me luck and commitment to my cause, the last 3 times i chickened out.
Do any of you have similar stories they want to share?
>>25200015
Noone?
Am i just as alone on here as in real life?
>>25200084
most anons do not take walks, i.e why they are skelly mode/overweight
I enjoy runs at my parks, however fucking normalfags take over a good spot every month or 2 and i have to find a new place, almost resorting to just switching to the forests to avoid people
>>25200015
Good luck man. Hold steady your course.
It may help if you look elsewhere, pretending not to see the other person. Especially if the street is busy.
Do y'all believe in marriage?
I never have, always considered my word of commitment best for anyone who would spend their life with me. Subsequently, if I'm spending my life with them, I'd take their word for it too.
I just don't think it has a place anymore. I can justifiably call any woman I'm going to die with my wife. Ceremony or no.
1. End up being a slave to your bitch and die a happy cuck
2. Find out that she is cheating on you and divorce
3. It goes bad and you divorce (fights/wt
>>25200006
>tfw nobody will EVER send me a card like that
>>25200223
this feel right there man
ITT: times people treated you like an autist
i'll start
>9th grade
>beta awkward, terrible in social situations
>get assigned to do project with British exchange student
>hes annoying as fuck
>we finish slide show presentation
>our turn to present
>he presents his half now its my turn
>we are sitting next to a projector with the lights off only source of light is the windows and the projection
>no one is looking at me but my face gets red anyway and my voice gets weak and shakey
>like "s-senpai" shakey
>technical difficultys as always
>fix it and rush through my parts
>after everyone is done we resume the day we are assigned work on the computers (we are in computer lab)
>teacher walks up behind me and kneels down to get on eye leval like how you do with little kids
>she puts her hand on my sholder
>"you were really brave today"
>y-yeah *look at monitor*
>she leaves back to her desk
>mfw
That's not autism you autist. That's just anxiety.
>>25199970
treated like an autist not actual autist
>>25199995
My mistake, but they're still not treating you like an autist.
