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Does anyone else film women in college / high-school and masterbuate to their pics when you go home?
I used to do this shlt all the time until I got caught now I'm labelled as the biggest pervert in college I'm a kissless Virgin obviously and all hope to get a girl / girlfriend are lost now that' I'm labelled as a pervert
Anyone else does this if so have you ever got caught?
>pic unreleated
>>26351137
I feel sorry for you if you u got caught
Kiss your social life good bye
>>26351152
:(
Also bumping
>>26351137
You are Jewish aren't you?
Which hippie would you ask to be your gf?
>>26351125
Holllyyy shit. I'll take number 2 from the left please my fucking god.
Either second to the left or the MILFish looking one next to her.
>>26351125
Number 4/is the cutest
But number 1 has the best boob paint
Why the fuck is /pol/ so racist?
Cuz they is faggits
fuck your thread
check instead
Because reality is racist. But, by all means, return to your liberal hugboxes that shelter you from the real news.
>get plastic surgery done for nose, hairline, and chin
>get fit with roids
>try the following drugs;cocaine, LSD, and marijuana
>travel the world, especially the remote and less visited parts of the world like Central Asia
>six digit salary at least
>>26351100
you won't have the motivation to do any of that you cuck
apart from the salary most people experience this by 18
>>26351120
nice projection neetfag
already on five digit salary
>there are barbarians on this board who don't shave
>>26351098
I shave like twice a month. It grows fast so I pretty much have permanent scruff.
Whenever I see guys with long gross pube beards I assume them to be autists
I take a beard trimmer to it when it gets too long. I don't do razors. Too much work.
I'm a twink so I don't have any reason to.
Has anyone here seen a queen ant in person?
Are they as terrifying as I imagine?
So you wonder about them too, anon?
Been thinking about them since I was a kid.
Queen ants are the ultimate NEETs.
I saw an ant with wings once with loads of ants around it I think she was a queen but it wasn't as big as in your pic
these days i was thinking a lot about what's after to death... and i'm pretty sure, sadly, that's just nothing and i feel HORRIBLE, it would be like a sleeping for eternity
how can i live with this that i'm feeling?
That non-existence is a respite from exhaustion and confusion and suffering and worry.
>>26351031
I came to this conclusion a while ago too. If anything, it's liberating. Nothing in this life matters because there's nothing beyond death. You have basically up to 80 years to do (almost) whatever you want.
I'm still a loser who has no friends, but I've done a lot more drugs since adopting that mindset and it's made me happier.
>>26351031
Christ will redeem you and you will live forever in the kingdom of God's glory
Who /stinky/ here?
I intentionally wear the same clothes every day, and never put on deodorant. I do shower once a day though.
I like my stinky, I like my crotch/cock/ball stink that has soaked into my chair and constantly wafts up to my nose while I sit here for hours on end, and I have a smelly armpit fetish so I smell my own stinky pits and jerk off imagining it's a woman's stinky pits.
Anyone else filthy?
that's pretty filthy. i'm not that filthy but i try to only bathe once a week and the rest of my days I take a "french bath" - dosing myself in perfume.
if i'm living rugged i forego the whole bathing thing until the water runs black. i really just don't like taking baths because i think it's wasteful.
>>26351060
Fair enough. I wonder which of us is dirtier/stinks more.
I shower every day so you're probably a bit dirtier, but I take pride in my stinky areas and intentionally make my gooch/testicles sweat, so I'm probably smellier.
I like my farts. When I eat Spaghetti they have the greatest aroma.
I am at work right now. I work with the bosses sister who is an absolute roastie whore.
Typical I graduated with arts degree and had no skills so now I answer phones.
She is in her 40's so she is an older roastie but still a roastie.
Small event this morning
>Get to work first
>First in office so i turn on lights and radio
>Change off her top 40 pop radio which plays the same 6 songs on repeat, justin bieber, black guy, whore pop, black girl, guy whiny song, rap pop and repeat
>change it off her station and tune into some indie pop station (Anything is better then hers)
>She gets in and sits down
>After half an hour "Anon..... did you change the station"
>Nope
>"I swear someone did and you are the only one here"
>Nah wasn't me
>She lost her station and doesn't know what it was to tune it back
>A small win for the robots
Currently planning on going into her work email and deleting any unread emails. I work in construction and I know any delay in materials, missed payments or emails with contractors will cause her to lose her job.
I want her fucking gone
Kek
Doing God's work, op.
>>26349461
GOOD WORK KEEP ME POSTED
Update #1
She went downstairs to get her coffee (memedrink)
>Sneak over to desk to try and get into her email
>Computer swiched off for some reason
>no matter
>Lower her chair to the lowest setting and unlock recliner part
>I am now ready and waiting for her to sit down and spill her coffee all over herself
TODAY IS THE DAY ROBOTS
WE ARE TAKING OVER THIS OFFICE
Tomorrow I have a date with a girl I met 2 months ago. We barely talked within this time and now she wants to meet me. I'm 25 and I've never been in a relationship, and I don't want to be in one, I just want to be alone.
I want to meet her (she's a qt) but at the same time I'm so scared because I'm autist.
Wtf I'm so fucked up, anyone else in similar situation?
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>>26350884
im with you m8
Im supposed to be taking this girl out to lunch in the near future, ive never been so nervous in my life. I may be over thinking it tho, i just dont want it to be awkwardness %90 of the time
Can you pass her on to us who actually wouldn't chicken out, but still can't get any attention from grills?
I consider myself straight but I would probably play this game if i knew a qt twink willing to play with me.
General lewd thread
this honestly sounds really fucking hot. i'm bi tho so its all the more appealing.
no one knows im bi tho, so i couldnt find a friend to do this with
You want a qt twink but I bet you're ugly as fuck.
>>26350874
i'm going to depress myself daily by imagining i have a buddy to do this with and i will go through the motions alone the whole time
help i am in an abusive situation with my sisters:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSAMDIHRgMA
hello i have two sisters and i am stressed out and my mom is my payee and will not do anything because she is scared to do anything that will upset them i have an job (outback steak house) i dont know what to do please help i am cant take it. i am in Atlantic city any help. spayed lysol in my face
literally just move out
find some shithole you can afford to rent (with a roommate if necessary) and get out of there
better to live in peace in a shithole than deal with that on a daily basis
you can go tonight, stay at a hostel or motel until you can find a permanent place
>>26350773
they broke a hole in my door first look
>>26350908
I cant do that I only work a few hours in outback steakhouse i am a napkin folder look they put ketchup all over my outside door to my room
>What happens if you have a genuine talk with any non-shallow girl on omegle for a few hours
not the first time things went like this for me.
Happened to me a couple of timesbecause my habit, that of insta-disconnecting on everyone who didn't use proper capitalization and punctuation, was pretty successful in filtering out all retards and, surprisingly, yielded a satisfying amount of females; not that it had ever mattered.
I would disconnect on them after the conversation got good because I liked to pretend to prove to myself that I defy the stereotype of a thirsty male.
>>26350760
Sounds like you actually do. But that shouldn't mean that you walk away from opportunities that can satisfy you, beyond just your thirst even.
>>26350719
>non-shallow
>girl
Pick one.
Anyone got any experience with microdosing LSD at school?
Did LSD for the first time 2 days ago (150ug alone)
Have 150ug LSD left and i was thinking about taking like 20ug while at school.
Will there be a chance of this fucking up?
I dindt have a bad trip at all 2 days ago. Lied in my bed in complete darkness for what seemed like eternities thinking about cool stuff.
I did X in school once.
Had an important test that day and i didn't know because i never studied for anything
Well fuck i got an F and the x didn't really kick in
>>26350665
How was your first trip? What other drugs do you do?
>>26350812
It was awesome man.
I planned on doing 75ug but i felt underwhelmed so i took the rest of the tab (another 75ug) and had a great time.
When people say you will see pink elefants and smurfs n shit it is not true.
At below 150ug you wont see too much cool shit.
I saw the pattern on the wall move and start spelling out what seemed like letters.
When i tried to draw it was like it was moving my hand for me and i drew some cool stuff. It was like i could see the lines i wanted to draw before even drawing them.
I thought 1000 thoughts per minute. Every thought i had would take me to another thought in less then a second.
When i closed my eyes it felt like i was traveling through a tube while seeing some patterns you would see people use to hypnotize people in cartoons lel.
Took the weirdest piss of my life.
Time goes really slow.. Pink Floyd sounds AMAZING on LSD.
It is very hard to fall asleep because your brain is going so fast.
When the time was like 8am i closed my eyes again for a few seconds and after what seemed like a second the time was 1pm (i fell asleep)
Felt pretty good the day after (there isent really a comedown like there would be on cocaine)
Drugs ive tried: Coke, MDMA, Ketamine, Weed and now LSD.
do with this information what you may
So... How does Hitler fare?
>>26350648
how many 12th graders you know speak German?
>>26350648
prolly somewhere beside bush
