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It's 1:50am. Someone won't stop knocking on my door. I called the cops but I live in a shitty small town about 30 minutes away from the nearest cop station. I've been really lonely lately but this isn't the kind of visitor I wanted. What do I fucking do?
>>26941491
You got a peep hole? Window?
talk to them through the door?
>>26941508
It's too dark and I don't have a bulb in my porch light.
>>26941520
I'm too pussy for that
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BEx7VbVrRpI
Literally the whole movie tbqhwy famalam. Especially the tankboy speech from daskal.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8yOBCGwMpeo
https://youtu.be/C_lJbSJoIuw
https://youtu.be/yRynilqRXwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l2NeCiP8b8
Question to those who had dated psycho women
Lets say i want to get together with a girl with borderline personality disorder, but i just want to white knight her and put her on the pedestal and make her feel that im absolutely devoted to her, but the truth is im doing it all to compensate for my own ego.
How will the relationship work out?
Female wojak to atteact female posters too
Borderline girls aren't as scary as everyone makes them out to be.
That said, be prepared to deal with a lot of paranoia and her questioning your intentions. Make sure you're really, really okay with the extra baggage before you succeed. Also, be ready to pick your battles wisely. Even if you're in the right, sometimes it's much easier to just let shit slide if it's not inconveniencing you in some way.
Her mindset is going to be a lot of black and white thinking. You're either her hero or her abuser, in her eyes, and that can change very quickly depending on the situation/her emotions. Talking calmly and reassuring tends to work. Remind her of things you've done that evidence that you care if she's feeling insecure.
>>26941703
I read the sex is really really great. Porn star tier sex. Is that true?
>>26941287
I think with that attitude, the relationship can go well,
but when you will be tired of her retardness, and want to break up, you will be fucked.
>be 27
>tfw tired of my shitty mcjob
>saw off my legs
>finally qualified for 1200$ disability neetbux
>family fuckin finally STFU'd about me getting a job, moving out and threatening to kick me out
>i can finally relax and not be bothered by family or condescending normies
fuckin should have done this long time ago.
You can really get $1200 a month for removing your legs? Dam that's actually not bad. $14,400 a year. I think if I was really committed to it, I could pretend to have chronic fatigue syndrome, severe narcolepsy, PTSD or fibromyalgia. That way I could get more money without disfiguring myself.
genius OP let me see them stubs
>>26941186
This is legitimately kind of fucked up. I totally get only giving people with like, Asthma or maybe anxiety the tiniest amount of NEETbux, so they can get by until they find a job that can work around their disability, but having no fucking legs? If somehow I lost my fucking legs, I would be pretty okay with just kicking back (no pun intended) until I died. "Just get an office job!" Kay I'll just drive to work, oh wait, can't work a car because I can't reach the peddles. "Just have someone drive you!" Okay, my already busy family/friends now have to take me to and from work every single fucking day. Just give me enough money to pay for a shitty apartment,cheap food, basic bills, and Internet, and let me wait to die. it's even like I'm EXPECTING every single legless person to do this, but if someone lived their whole life with legs, just barely getting by as it is as a fully functional, able bodied adult, and suddenly they no longer have any fucking legs? Let them fuckin live.
>ruin only chance at making a group of friends by being a dramatic attentionwhore
>the only way I know how to cope is by seeking out more attention
>>26940953
I'm going to assume you're a girl just because i'm bored.
Pro tip: If you're not attractive, no one will pay attention to you.
>>26941260
I am not femaleunfortunately
>>26941297
Then don't do that shit.
Focus on simple goals, talking to people, being honest, shit like that.
>Modern day women
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/news/naked-in-new-york-photo-project-asks-why-the-hell-do-we-need-clothes-a6811731.html#gallery
>>26940820
> complaining about naked women
I'm gay and even I think youre a huge faggot.
>>26940860
It's hardly the fact that shes naked. Its the so called 'rebellious' attitude that has been given to her, as opposed to, the pure whoreish instincts she is letting lose.
Yeah lets all get naked, great example for young girls.
>>26940882
> complains about naked women
Faggot
It's almost that season...
Have you started preparing?
>>26940565
I just push yardwork off on my cousin
>>26940565
Who cuts grass dressed like this?
nope I don't cut the grass just my wrists
I'm getting married to a woman I don't love because I'm afraid of dying alone. Just proposed and she said yes.
AMA
You poor soul.
Why do this to yourself?
>>26940367
I did that too... Going on a year now. Kill me...
>>26940367
Is she hot?
Oregamo
What does it feel like to make a girl cum?
It's okay.
You usually have to use your fingers.
>>26939784
my only gf ever said she has been "asexual since forever" implying she always faked it
Her legs shake a lot.
How do we solve /r9k/'s racism problem?
We don't. You can just leave
Only problem here is you, nigger.
By posting infographics.
id give an update
answer "lmao ehy"
>>26939534
Just fuck her already
post context
Anyone else here waiting for marriage. A lot of you guys seem obsessed with losing your virginities early. How many of you are waiting for your wedding night so that it can be special?
because women are degenerate and you wont get one with a hymen who hasnt done anal at this point
>Marriage
As if I'm ever going to put a woman in a position where he can leave me and still take money from me.
Not that I could ever get a woman to marry me in the first place.
Marriage seems nice on paper and is protected as this magical thing but it's very risky. A divorce will fuck you up in more ways than a breakup can
Can we have a comfy Morrowind thread?
i want to make a tent fort in a dust storm
>>26937832
when does Morrowind get comfy?
>>26937912
immediately if you arent autistic
I'm attracted to a disabled special girl, also she's underage, what do? give me your advice pls ;_;kinda looks like pic related but she has a retarded syndrome called "Megalencepalic lekoencephalopathy" and she looks older
>also inb4 pedo discussion thread
im not
>I'm attracted to a disabled special girl, also she's underage, what do?
>im not
right
>>26937702
>not a pedo
>just attracted to underage girls
You're a faggot.
You actually are a pedophile. Castrate yourself real quick and don't think about sex ever again, bud.
I've never had a girlfriend. I've always wanted one. It's hard being lonely as fuck. But I keep hearing horrible things about relationships and women in general. It scares and depresses me. And yet, I still have a desire for intimate and sexual female companionship.
Why is that? I don't even hate women but sometimes I wonder if I'm starting to. I don't want to hate all women. Especially since I've met some kind and amazing women throughout my life, both young amd old. My mother being the biggest example. Seriously.
Fuck...
It's normal to want social comfort and sexual desires from someone.
I think when people get confused and frustrated they get really mad at anything.
>>26937847
Yeah but maybe if I despised women and went full MGTOW, maybe I'd be happier never having a girlfriend
This is what the red pill and /r9k/ is doing to me and I fucking hate it
>>26937900
I don't know if /r9k/ is iconically happy. If happiness is the goal it might be better to look for a different role model.
