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>ask out girls throughout highschool and the start of college
>they all reject me
>try online dating
>no matches
>try Tinder
>no matches
>remake Tinder.
>2 matches, send them too many messages after panicking, they unmatch me
Am I going to make it (eventually) guys?
You're getting there. Grind harder, you gotta get laid before you're old and have a withered dick
>>26924015
But what do I do on a date?
What if it is a hook-up girl. What do I do or say?
I had the same success rate up until senior year of highschool. I stopped partying, started drinking and smoking more and giving leas of a shit about people in general. Suddenly my dick became a pussy magnet. "NOW IM A JERK AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME".
Can someone buy me and Arduino mega board? Pls i really want it but i really don't have the money...
If you are a grill I may be able to help.
>>26923843
It depends on what do you want
>>26923852
If you live in Europe and are a grill 18 or over, I can give you money in exchange for certain favors.
Yo /r9k/ wanna make a rap? Just feed me the lyrics and I'll produce the whole thing
No.
Kill yourself.
My man.
Fucking floopy goober motha fucka, fucking floopy goober
>>26923798
Damn dude how many chaos emeralds did you collect
/r9k/, I think I was just given the rape test
>start uni
>slut keeps talking about wanting to suck my friends dick
>all want him, not me
>last night she came into my room at 2 am
>she was saying that she can't spend the night alone
>sleeps in my bed with me
>pushes me away when i try to initiate anything
>her tit fell out of her top, i felt her up
>think she knew
>did nothing else
This was definitely a rape test. Do you think I passed? I don't want to be labelled as a rapist by this slut, the students and the uni.
>>26923707
Just say you didn't do anything and that her tit must have fell out of her top on it's own, since she was drunk. Excuses, anon. You need to be able to make up good excuses and stories if you want to do this type of shit.
>>26923724
How can I avoid he "mansplaning" and victim blaming?
It's her word against mine on anything, and because she's a woman everyone automatically believes her on this type of stuff.
Please, help, /r9k/.
>>26923707
>he didn't wait till she was asleep and smeared sperm-like substances on her face, took a pic and kept the pic for future reference in case she starts bitching
ITT: First time getting drunk
>be me, 18, rather omega male
>100 days until end of school play bullshit that all high-school seniors have in Lithuania
>have nothing to do, so I talk to this girl and ask if she and her friend have any plans for the night
>says that they're drinking and invite me and two other guy friends
>everything goes pretty smooth
>drinking shots
>10 shots in, nothing is happening
>I ask "wtf, why is nothing happening?"
>told to wait a bit
>10 minutes later everything is happening
>run out of alcohol, so me and the other two guy friends go to the store to get more
>everything goes according to plan
>back at the place, still drinking
>friends decide that I had a bit much and that I need to lay down for a bit
>one of the girls sits by me
>I run my hand across her arm
>Feel the bumps of shaved hair
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Tell her that it feels nice
>she stands back up and goes back to the table
>I'm still on the bed
>A bit later we did some awkward dancing had a few more drinks and went to sleep
>Wake up at about 5 in the morning
>Go to the fridge and grab a beer
>Go sit in the balcony
>About half an hour later one of the guys approaches me
>"Anon, I need to go home"
>Alright
>He leaves and I lock the door behind him
Later pretty much everyone woke up and we parted our ways
4 days later the same friend that had to leave tells me what actually happened
>As we headed out to get more alcohol at night, I almost fell over. About three times
>When we came back, there was dirt everywhere, since I was wearing trekking boots and was pretty much walking through dirt for the whole time
>When the girl sat next to me, she actually sat on top of me and I told her that I liked that
>I started hitting on one of the girls as I already had a girlfriend and showed of the guys my GF's at the time nudes
>Burned three pizzas while trying to use the oven while being drunk
At least the drinks were cheap.
>>26923635
literally no one fucking cares
>>26923663
But isn't that /r9k/ in a nutshell? A place where beta fucks come and complain
>go to house party
>drink alcohol
>????
>wake up
>eat 3 bacon sandwiches
/Avoidant Personality Disorder/
1. Avoids occupational activities that involve significant interpersonal contact, because of fears of criticism, disapproval, or rejection
2. Is unwilling to get involved with people unless certain of being liked
3. Shows restraint within intimate relationships because of the fear of being shamed or ridiculed
4. Is preoccupied with being criticized or rejected in social situations
5. Is inhibited in new interpersonal situations because of feelings of inadequacy
6. Views self as socially inept, personally unappealing, or inferior to others
7. Is unusually reluctant to take personal risk or to engage in any new activities because they may prove embarrassing
i fit all of the criteria to a tee. my life right is the most pathetic thing imaginable. suicide is the only escape from this suffering.
>>26923662
Treatment...
It is now widely believed that recovery from personality disorders is probable, provided the individual recognises, and is willing to work on, their issues.
pretty much the feel that trumps all feels. im jaded from being hurt
Well... I fell for the /becomeagirl/ meme. I've been on hormones for a year, I've come out to my friends and family, and I'm currently in the process of getting my name changed. Overall I gotta say it's been prettygood. It's not much, but I get more attention from girls and guys (I'm bi) more than I ever did before. I don't think I even pass that well, I'm mostly androgynous. You can do it too anon. Just be wary of creepy old guys that will start hitting on you
>>26923085
what does it feel like to no longer be treated as an invisible subhuman?
>>26923085
Be honest, why did you make the switch? I've gotten a few trannies to admit that they only switched because being a guy is hard in western society, and they wanted to get an easy ride in life like all females do. They were raised to see women as better than them and they believed it. Fucking losers.
>You can do it too anon
No, I can't. Even being androgynous would be wonderful compared to what I am right now.
Do you honestly use Reddit? Why?
>>26922426
If I want updated news on whatever game I play like csgo, mtg, whatever then sometimes I check the reddit.
Otherwise, no.
Lots of interesting subreddits. Amusing comments. Karma.
>>26922426
I used to browse /r/asoiaf daily, but it's too depressing now.
>tfw twow will never be released
What the fuck is the deal with these nasty bronies?
Bronies are still a thing?
>>26922357
apparently. and worse than ever
>>26922348
Did they expect that to not happen?
>tfw your parents expect you to be a normalfag and wonder why you don't want to do normalcuck things
Parents actually have jobs though
And tv at least has the potential to dish out info while video games are escapism for supreme gentlemen
>>26922322
I have a job, lol.
Doesn't stop my mom from nagging the hell out of me about stopping playing video games and "finding a nice girl" every time I see her or she calls.
Get an actual creative hobby. Create media rather than just consuming it.
Looking for god-tier retardation stories, I'll do mine first.
>be me
>12 years old, just starting high school
>school does swimming carnival
>despite taking swimming lessons as a kid I swim like a limbless amputee
>happy to just chat to random fuck wits all day
>the school has these four teams who all compete to win
>you get 5 points for winning, 1 for just finishing
>house captain on my back for two fucking hours
>"If you compete just once ill stop asking you"
>decide to just signup for whatever is next
>its backstroke
>fuck I'm shit at backstroke
>FF to the comp
>standing on side of pool hoping to not fuck up
>at least 200 people watching
>jump in, swim with eyes closed cause i'm actually that cancerous at backstroke
>smash head into something
>think I just won
>throw hands up in celebration and open my eyes
>literally not even halfway and everyone else is already finishing
>some random lifeguard appears and starts encouraging me
>"you can do it, just keep going"
>"mate, its not happening"
>get out of pool right there
>everyone's looking at me
>fuck off to cry in the bathrooms cause im that much of a pussy
>mfw everyone brought it up for the next 4 years
>mfw no amount of bleach can help me forget
>mfw i didn't even get the point cause i never finished
Will wire excessively large amounts of money to whoever thinks they can top that.
>>26922178
>Using retardation instead of autistic
Hello, lvl 9000 oldfag.
>primary school swimming carnival
>teachers all pressuring us to swim
>breaststroke next up
>fuck it ill enter
>half way down pool omg whats this
>unstoppable shit coming
>fuck fuck fuck
>maybe if I just let my lower half sink a little, drop a hand and pinch it off it'll be okay
>no one will notice right?
That's how I played with my own shit in front of 2,000 people.
Had to move schools after as was called "shit fingers" by fellow pupils & teachers alike.
>starting high school at 12
u wot m8?
Join. I can't be the only one.
I've been to Indonesia once.
Sumatra is a hell of an island. Would consider living there. Somewhere in the jungle, away from civilization.
I'd probably die within a week though.
Good luck to you OP.
checkout /int/ there is a bunch of indonesians there
good luck
that's a fucking ugly ass flag what the fuck is that, blood and whitehead pus?
Now there's even more reason to reject 2nd hand roasties as just exposure to another man's sperm can affect the baby you have together!
If you want a baby that's 100% yours then virgins are the only option - and that doesn't include re-certified ones!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3475637/Can-babies-looks-mother-s-ex-lovers-Study-fruit-flies-suggests-chemicals-previous-partner-s-semen-lingering-effect.html
Being gay is the only choice, roastie are not to be trusted, they even have hymen recreation surgeries now
Yeah, this has been discussed heavily. It's called microchimerism.
>>26921730
>Daily Mail
>Fruit flies at all analogous to humans.
Yeah, nah you're a cunt.
I fucked up so hard /R9K/ I need your help.
>really slow at job
>decided to take a quick bathroom break
>sitting on toilet browsing /v/ when I see a shantae thread
>my dick becomes diamonds
>decide to rub one out
>getting really into it
>suddenly somone comes in
>they walk psst all the stalls to the sink
>hiding boners under apron just in case
>"Anon you've been in here for 30 minutes when your.. Um... Finished in there come to my office"
>oh fuck oh fuck
>finish and sit on toilet dazed
>spend 15 mins typing this out
What should I do I really need this job and I know waiting is only making it worse but fuck.
>>26920884
If they ask, "I had diarrhea."
Do not volunteer information that's a sign of lying.
Nobody will fuck with you for having a case of terrible shits.
The feasible thing to do in this scenario is kill yourself.
Just say your gut feels shit and you have the runs
so not too long ago i saw a thread about how you can google search for (index of __). i got curious and searched for "index of movies" and after clicking the first link it brought me to pic related. there are hundreds of movies here you can download. i wonder what other shit you can find like this. do you think its actually safe to download this stuff?
thats how my friend got all his music on his psp in 2007. He never did it at home though, he did it at the rec center. Take that how you will
Unless you're a retard and download an .exe masquerading as a video file, the worst that could happen is you get a letter complaining about downloading copyrighted content.
And yes, there's literally a whole planet's worth of content out there for you to find with the right search queries. My favorites are unsecured internet-facing devices such as webcams and printers.
>>26920910
was thinking of downloading some games like this, know of any decent free antivirus or anything?
