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Why do females do this so often? Is it just a kind of "luk at mee" social signalling?
Is this from interpals?
I flirted with a few girls there that had something like that on their page
>>26880330
Yeah it's some girl who keeps looking at mine which is the weird part.
I've seen it constantly though
>>26880312
Reasons:
1. She wants to convince HERSELF she is with her boyfriend, and isn't really there to find another guy (which is exactly what she is trying to do).
2. She is throwing a shit test to the guy she intends to branch swing to. If the guy falls for it he is perfect orbiter material.
3. It releases her from the blame from trying to find another guy while in a relationship.
reasons 1 and 3 are kind of the same but you get the picture.
fembots, why don't you practice pleasing a male on your dogs so you are ready to properly please your bf when the time comes?
>>26880010
Made the mistake of trying that back in 8th grade. They don't nut all at once like men do, they nut the entire time and it's ridiculous.
Post some instructional videos
>>26880293
sounds dreamy
Any military robots here?
Life's fucked up beyond all repair and I'm thinking of enlisting. What branch/role should I consider going into?
Also, how fit do I need to be?
If you're good at math and have some practical engineering skill I recommend going to the air force. The chances of going into combat is minimal if you're not a pilot and you can just hang out at the base fixing planes and helicopters.
Don't join the navy unless you like being toted all over the fucking world with no control where you go, and the only time you can get off a cramped and crowded ship is when you dock. Not fun.
And for christs sake don't aim to be a marine unless you are okay with being shot at 24/7.
Infantry is alright, you get shot at a lot and watch your friends die in a tragic IED accident but hey, better than navy or marines. Seriously, just go air force.
>>26880019
>good at math and have some practical engineering skill
Counts me out, looks like it's either navy, marines or army
>>26880096
Not all jobs in the army are combat based, if you have at least some intelligence you might be able to get into intel. But if you had to choose a branch I'd go with infantry.
Are practice GFs really a good idea?
On one hand, you get sexual experience so that if there's a girl you really like one day, you won't be absolute shit in bed.
But
>What if she's a nice girl and you hurt her?
>What if losing your virginity to a girl you don't care for takes away the special feeling when you do it with someone you love?
>What if I'll never be able to be intimate with anyone again because it will all be just a game?
>What if #noboner?
Seems like a risky proposition desu
>>26879833
pic related is a hooker
How would you feel if your gf had practice bfs before you? You can't even handle them having real bfs before you, but you want to manipulate some girl into fucking you so you can practice on her? Really?
The idea of sexual experience is ridiculous.
All girls are different. A ton of experience with one girl most likely will not translate to another. They have different bodies, different vaginas, different preferences.
What's more, actual sex isn't even a skill. Literally thrust back and forth in a rhythm you both like, then cum.
Also, sleeping with a girl before your actual gf devalues you, less pure that way. Any decent woman would prefer you wait for her.
Wow what a great audience! Let's dive right into it shall we?
>What do you call a wagie who's underpaid?Whatever his name tag reads
>What does a wagecuck call rush hour?Daily life
>How can you tell if a wagie is rushing to work?The alarm clock reads 6 AM
>How do wagecucks get to work?Reluctantly
>How do wagecucks leave work?They drive to their second job.
>What's their second job?4chan janitor
Ho ho ho! You sure are a rowdy crowd tonight!
>What does a wagie call his girlfriend?Nothing because she's too busy fucking NEET cock to answer the phone
Thanks everyone, it's been fun!
BOOOOO
U SUCK
Why is the unemployed man's room so tidy?It's in his nature to be NEET
>>26879883
ha the only good one out these threads
LOOK EVERYONE!
ANON WORE CLOTHES ON NAKED DAY!
WHAT AN IDIOT!
>>26879611
"Oh shit I forgot it was naked day"
I then proceed to take off clothes. Problem solved.
Are you dumb op?
>>26879611
Imagine the smell of thousand rotting fishes
>>26879611
burn all those desk and seats
Anyone have a good tv show to suggest? I need something super comfy to watch on netflix right now.
I know this isnt one of those no gf threads so i probably wont get any responses but if you could find it you cold NEET heart to dig up the goofiest comfiest tv show you can think of id really appreciate it.
Fucking seriously guys not one person? You guys suck so much some times i cant even believe it. I asked for the smallest thing i could ask from you and no one, not one person would help. It wouldve taken you less than thirty secinds to think of a comfy tv show and post it here but no. Fuck back to your tfw no gf and trap and wageslave threads then. This is the worst board ever.
>>26879813
got anymore on the girl?
she looks like the perfect mommy gf
>tfw don't have a nice cock
right click - paste
>Artisan of Serial Motion
>Practitioner of Geodesic Marvels
>Chiaroscurist of Grand Eminence
Lavinia Fontana - Self-Portrait at the Clavichord with a Servant (1577)
being warm and smelling nice, those are perks too.
https://scontent-ord1-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/12749790_1748320892054323_1954431835_n.jpg
Would you marry a pornstar despite knowing she has sucked thousands of cocks and gargled liters of piss?
She would never cheat on you and be your wife 4 life, pleasing you in every way you want
No, I wouldn't marry a pornstar.
It's amazing how much the jew is coming out in her face as she ages
>>26879490
I wouldn't really marry anyone since I don't want to get fucked up by the legal system. Would I date and have a serious relationship with one? Sure.
>tfw no Phoenix Marie gf
Any ausbots here seeking or wanting to seek revenge against chads and normies and those who wronged them?
Right here bro. Melbourne fag here
>>26878959
Not today, ASIO
No, cunt.
I noticed something today.
If I divide the people in my environment into two categories (attractive, not attractive), the ones in the first group are usually very nice and kind people (lots of doctors and EMTs, there's even a girl who does charity) and the folks from the other group are usually very rude, obnoxious and mean (come from working class families, drink a lot, bigoted and prejudiced).
I think there might be a connection here.
How about your environments? Is it similar? Maybe it's exactly the opposite?
>>26878841
Attractive people are usually the rudest because they can get away with it most of the time
>>26878869
Gotta say, this hasn't been my experience at all. Despite being unattractive myself, it's the unattractive people that have been the rudest and meanest to me.
>>26878841
Good looking people have better views on life because everything's been granted to them on a silver platter. Of course they'll be happy and smiling and thanking God for winning the genetic lottery and not being born an acne ridden manlet dicklet piece of shit loser.
Who /small cock/ masterrace here?
>tfw girls can easily deepthroat my dick
>tfw can have an erection in public and no one can see it
>tfw my dick doesn't get tangled in my pubic hair
Why would you want a big dick again?
so girls actually want to fuck?
>>26878614
>implying /r9k/ users have sex with non-prostitutes
Actually, large penises are a genetic disadvantage. If you're running in the jungle or forest naked a huge cock is more prone to injury and maiming.
Who else is /physicaldeformity/ here?
i have a small chest depression like that lmao, makes pecs look strange
I don't know if I'd call it a deformity. But I've got some battle scars and they ain't pretty.
I have a funnel chest, it's more like an u-form. Makes it look like my lower ribs are poking out.
>not reading at least an hour a day
Explain yourself degenerates
I'm reading the robot
>>26878153
>Implying I don't
I love me some Chinese cartoons, but reading will always hold a special place in my heart.
>>26878153
I don't have the attention span. I need to be constantly active otherwise I get bored desu.
Comfy and shitpost friendly. Why not become a trucker like me fellow robots ?
>>26877073
no internet
no shitter in case of demonic shits
to many rules and licenses to get
Getting my cdl this month
you are not a robot but a gigantic normalfag if you are a trucker
t. father is chad and a trucker
>dealing with ppl
>dealing with traffic
>dealing with living in your truck for weeks
