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>"You've got 3 seconds to go ask that girl out or I'm shoving this bat up your bitch ass!"
>>26864813
>tfw no tomboyish alternative gf to pressure me to always have confidence.
>>26864813
"Hey wanna go out?"
"no"
"okay, sorry"
*grab bat when she's licking it*
So... Was he a Chad or a robot?
>>26864702
An indie/deviant Chad
Chad obviously
morrison is beyond labels, but if i had to, i'd say he is an Ultra Chad
>"Looks are all that matters!"
Can we put this bullshit to bed? Despite being told by many women that I am good looking I am 24 year old KHV simply because I am legit diagnosed aspergers. Girls run a mile as soon as I open my mouth. Yet you have ugly people on here crying "waah if I looked good everything will be alright!" Fucking no. ALL THAT MATTERS for men is CHARISMA. That is all. You can be ugly as fuck, poor as fuck, short as fuck but if you're charismatic, cool and confident you will do fine. Pic related is some Chad who was on a UK show called "The Undateables". Nothing wrong with him except he's autistic.
Except that he literally got thousands of goodlooking girls offering themselves to him on twitter.
I wonder if they would've done that if he were ugly or short?
He most likely fucked dozens of them.
>>26864956
This logic is truly retarded
>>26864956
eh I got a couple interested girls when I signed up to OKC. My fucking point is that as soon as the got to know me they were gone like a rocket.
>have qt azn gf
>but long distance
>a girl at my college asks for help with a photoshoot for her course
>help her
>go back to mine to edit photographs
>gradually gets more and more touchy-feely
>end up cuddling and have a nap together
>wake up, cuddle some more
>faces get closer
>kiss
>make out and cuddle some more for 3 hours
>she leaves
>a million levels of guilt about situation
This was yesterday
do i tell my long distance gf? do i just avoid saying anything? I'm paranoid she'll find out somehow.
>>26863266
leave here forever
>>26863351
thanks for the suggestion, but no thanks
I suppose this is too normie to post here
thanks for nothing everyone
I love her so much. Why won't she love me back?
>>26862388
Women don't love people romantically.
>>26862397
What an ebin meme.
>>26862397
>>26862486
>Women don't love non-chads romantically
fixed
Sup, wagecuck? How is your workday going?
>>26862320
Haven't started it yet. I go in at 2 pm.
I've spent the morning watching My Name Is Earl and drifting in and out of sleep.
hey NEET, did you see that Trump NEETpost last night? was that you?
Its 19:28 here. I'm on the train back home and once im here im gonna have dinner with my girlfriend then watch tv and fuck.
Dont be jealous
Help, guys. I really need job ideas to escape my worthless NEETdom. I've been unemployed for almost 7 years. The only thing available to me right now is to be a kitchen bitch flipping burgers, or maybe a waiter if I'm lucky. I've been thinking about welding, IT, or nursing, but am a poorfag and am scared of student loans.
>>26862173
If you can live as NEET you can educate yourself to be an IT person. It's a field which does accept being self-taught a lot.
>>26862229
I-I don't even know where to begin, fampai.
>>26862173
Please don't bother conforming to the idea that "you have to get a menial job and make money, because that's the meaning of life" The meaning of life is happiness and finding out who you truly are deep down.
Find your true passions and pursue a career in that. It will feel so much better.
I believe in you.
Swedish competition in 600m for twelve year old boys. 12 year old "Musab" won.
Damn good job musab, what was his time?
>>26859922
Wow Musab, great moves, I'm proud of you.
>>26859922
>manlets are literally mistook for 12 year olds
why does literally ever man prefer innie to outie vagina?
it's a personal preference and it should be split to 50/50 if it wasn't for the outer interference
so why does that happen? is it the patriarchy's fault?
>>26859882
Looks more attractive, easier to eat out, feels better around dick.
Symmetry.
>>26859882
Roastie sluts are disgusting.
>Be me
>Virgin
>Fap a lot
>Best friend is normie, popular, charismatic and has an attractive gf
>mfw I realise i am total opposite of my best friend
What should i do?
kill him and wear his skin
>>26859653
write a sitcom
>>26860171
TOP KEK
>>26859653
OP you should be happy that you have even 1 friend with this shit personality and looks.
>trying to learn how to draw
>every day, drawing becomes less and less enjoyable
>just keep drawing!
I don't feel like I'm getting any better. It's so hard to improve if every time I look at my artwork, I feel horrible for drawing something so bad.
>go on /ic/
>post some of your drawings and ask what it is that you need to work on
>ask for book reccomendations
>follow books, maybe watch some videos
>practice, practice, practice
It's that simple.
just destroy your work when you've finished and move on
>>26859479
I'm in the same boat anon. I at least want to reach the level of skill as the good artist kids from my highschool. But then I think about it, they probably started at 10-12 and therefore had 3-5 years of experience already, now they have 10 more on top of that. I won't see results for 3-4 more years and I'm already 22 T_T
Why does it have to be so difficult and why do I draw like I have Parkinson's? I just want to be good enough to draw comics that don't look like shit
>are you STILL a virgin anon? haha
>>26859014
>what are you talking about? I've lost my virginity at 16 and slept with around 10 girls
thats what I told some normies a couple of times(im a virgin)
>>26859014
No, I lost my virginity to your mother.
>>26859014
are you STILL a cock machine? haha
>3rd Month of 2016
>Not being a cute femboy
What's your excuse r9k?
>>26858791
I actually had a dad. What's with traps on r9k? can you faggots realize you're all degenerates that need help?
>>26858853
>Femboy's don't have fathers
Why is this always the argument neckbeards use?
>>26858791
Fuck off we had this thread yesterday, everyone came to the conclusion that you and everyone who thinks being a degenerate is acceptable needs to be gassed.
>tfw caught masturbating to asteroids
I knew it was only a matter of time. It's just their shape, texture, their solitude, etc...
But there's no way I can explain this to my parents, not after they've caught me jerking off to Vesta. Do I just keep pretending this never happened? I'm worried now they will always look at me as the son who rubbed one out to a space rock...
>>26858228
how do you a space rock?
>>26858288
Just something about them..
Like on Vesta, the 2 big craters on the upper-left and how the overall shape curves make my dick throb like crazy, it's so kinky to me..
>>26858228
do you get a bonerino on full moon?
Who /manlet country/ here?
>Be me
>5'8
>Taller than 90% of grills
>Taller than 60% of men
What's a good manlet country? I'm 6" and want to feel like a giant.
>>26857957
I'm 5'6
Which country will let me stride among others like an average person?
>>26857957
Southern europe (Greece, Italy), north african countries and asian countries. Here in Sardinia (Italy) the average height is 5'7.
