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I thought this was satire. Thought it would be my motivation and stuff. no. it pulled me down to your level.
>history degree dropout
>skeletal manlet virgin
>alcoholic
>work a shitty job my brother got me
>wear suits at home to feel important and like i am something
>get suit dry cleaned at my child-hood friend's dad's place (friend is now an engineer)
>tell his dad my dad says hi
>haven't talked to my parents in years.
>only gf ever had was when i was a senior in hs and she cheated on me with a nigger
>fuck women
>i'll never be a chad
AMA, plenty of austismo stories at work, gf, friends, family. w.e
>>26819567
what kind of cleaning does your suit need?
>>26819621
It doesn't. I just go to tell my brother "I have to pick up my dry cleaning" as a phone call ender.
OK, I am curious. Did you ever have friends or a best friend? What were they like?
Any Irish robots lurking?
Yea boi. Who here /Cork/?
Ye boi dub reporting
>>26818732
Anyone /Liverpool/?
Pic related is a bunch of upper middle class students who attend a very expensive college.
She wanted to have a cutesy bubble gum quotation to go with her pic but wanted to also appear smart.
>>26818366
>>26818444
Makes me want to explode
the one in the blue dress looks alright, where is this?
ITT we post about how much we miss our goddess Mystery ;-;
Inb4 sexy horse pussy
>>26818121
Why do her shins look like that
>>26818185
Because she's cute!
Welcome to my clinic Anon, how do you feel today?
Post anything physical health or mental health related problems here.
I'm pretty much good.
Seeing my therapist on Tues. Been thinking about writing s behavior journal? I'll have to ask him if some of my thoughts and actions are delusional.
Not sure.
>>26817568
What happened anon? Why do you think you've been delusional?
>>26818028
Nothing happened persay. I've been seeing a therapist for some time, and he keeps asking about why I think I'm so weird. I get to my behaviors and I myself start calling them "almost delusional but I'm aware of them"
Like for example, I'm pretty much convinced I'm going to be one the greatest writers of all time. I believe that if I think about killing myself too much it will karmically cause the universe to kill me. I'm sure most everyone who sees me/speaks with me hates me. Im pretty conscious of people watching me. I have my blinds closed most of the time and try to keep to myself in public. I don't walk around women at night because I'm scared they think I'm trying to rape them or intimidate them or be an accosting asshole.
I don't know, we talk a lot about stuff and him and I are both hesitant to use any clinical "diagnosis".
I'm just wondering
Let's get a comfy Morrowind thread up in this bitch.
I wonder if RPGs will ever have this autistic level of attention to details again
>>26816352
I doubt it. We need another game as detailed and autistic as Morrowind was.
I've been playing this for the first time with MO 3.0 and enjoying it a lot. The world is quite immersive, and it's really cool they've come up with a lot of original stuff for their fantasy world which was kinda lost when they went on to Oblivion and beyond. The combat isn't great obviously but now with a few more levels under my belt and better gear it's not as much of a drag.
Is two dollars a good tip for a pizza guy?
Pizza Hut says he'll be here in 20 minutes.
>>26816035
yeah thats pretty good.
>>26816035
nigga 0 is acceptable in my country
>>26816035
$4 minimum. Anything less you are a greedy jew shitbag.
You've finally found that one girl that absolutely adores you.
She's a busty mexican girl with slightly saggy tits. She's very catholic and loves her family very much. She speaks fluent english, but will inject random spanish in her sentences and during sex, will try to teach you the language. She's an okay cook. She wants at least two kids.
Do you cut things off with her, or do you along with her on this wild ride?
>not pumping once or twice and blocking her
>tfw literally impossible for me as a spic manlet
Wait hold up where's the downside?
You're supposed to have a downside in these kinda things
is being chad something you are born with or something or something you can become?
It requires good genetics AND good upbringing. If you don't have the right lifestyle during childhood and adolescence, then you can have stunted mental, social and physical growth, and won't reach your full potential.
If you're not already Chad by the time you're an adult, then you will never be Chad.
It's achievable, but it helps if you are born not giving a fuck
>>26815057
>keep lifting until peak physical condition
>develop nice guy personality (smile, be polite, appear intelligent)
>wear nice clean clothes (try not to wear the same piece of clothing each week, women have a unique ability to demean a man over the smallest flaw at will)
>start with 4/10s and work your way up to the top tier qts and elicit lust and jealousy from all the roasties and stacies
insta-chad
Monday tomorrow huh, wagecucks?
Another day another dollar.
*sips coffee*
>>26815045
Lucky for me I'm going to buy an RV and live off the land/do odd jobs when i need to stock up on gas cash
>>26815153
sounds comfy desu, location?
mfw you tell that girl you live with your mommy and daddy
>implying you talk to girls
So when an Asian girl wants to be a housewife, it's a green flag, but when a white girl wants to be a mom and have kids, it's a red flag?
Why are men like this?
And when a latina lady wants to be a housewife it is a green flag?
Why must white women who want to be housewives be discriminated against?
>>26814856
Because white people can actually be successful
>>26814882
I want to be a housewife and I am white.
I guess that makes me worthless to men, because I am not latina or asian.
Why are arab women so god tier r9k? There's a reason that they're all veiled.
>>26813263
She looks fat as fuck bro
>b-buh muh high test
stop
>>26813272
GO wank to your petite japanese boygirls, faggot.
>>26813314
>thinking in extremes
anon, pls stop this nonsense
Who would want to be born as the "bad" race?
Who would want to be born ugly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkpUyB2xgTM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTwSSTWfwuM
>The amount of love and responsiveness in infancy really does mold the brains we have as adults.
>The way we behave is governed by different amounts of key chemicals, such as the hormone cortisol. When threatened, it is secreted to prepare us for fight or flight.
>If babies and toddlers do not feel loved and responded to, they can start to feel permanently threatened and develop high levels of cortisol.
>That subsequently creates child who may have(ADHD) or be shy and withdrawn.
>Studies prove that as adults, our brains are still being affected by how responsively we were cared for as babies and children.
http://ec.tynt.com/b/rf?id=bBOTTqvd0r3Pooab7jrHcU&u=DailyMail
Especially in the more "multicultural" west, I had a sneaking suspicion that ethnic females who gave birth to fully ethnic kids didn't love their children as much, didn't hold them and show affection as much because they saw how ugly their kids were in comparison to white babies, bullshit? check this out.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3264099/For-son-El-Salvadoran-couple-newborn-swapped-British-father-s-baby-speak-time-agony-handing-miracle-child.html
>El Salvadoran couple takes a white baby home by mistake from the hospital
>They don't see this as a problem and love the child
>The white couple who's baby has been taken received the El Salvadoran baby (darker) and knows it's not theirs, proven by genetic test, they return to El Salvador to find their child
>The children are returned to their true parents
>The El Salvadoran couple is QUOTED as saying they found it "very difficult" to love their "real" child, but the white couple is fucking ecstatic/having no issues trading back their superior genes and more beautiful white child
Being born ugly, non-white is probably the most cucked existence in the west in 2016
Every single person who tries to argue against these brutal observations is just trying to cope with the crushing realities of human nature in regards to race and by extension the true impact of your aesthetics in every aspect of your life, from birth, to your parents love, to your love life, education and future career
It's cognitive dissonance, I was that way once too
http://www.apa.org/news/press/releases/2014/03/black-boys-older.aspx
>Black boys as young as 10 may not be viewed in the same light of childhood innocence as their white peers, but are instead more likely to be mistaken as older, be perceived as guilty and face police violence if accused of a crime, according to new research published by the American Psychological Association.
This synthesizes painfully with the second videos points on how "beautiful" kids are given a "second chance" and more lax treatment even by teachers
this should be covered in the black pill part 2
>When you wake up to the birds chirping and are reminded that you will always be as free as them.
wagie no ragie
wagie no ragie
WAGIE NO RAGIE
>When you wake up in the morning and remember that you will go out with your Gf today.
How about it NEETlord?
Thisis truly a blissful existence for the NEET.
>>26811286
>muh gf
originel
>there are women that ACTUALLY believe they can EVER be lonely
HOW CAN MEN PRETEND TO BE """"LONELY"""" WHEN THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE FUTURE WHO
HAVE
NEVER
HEARD OF THE EXISTENCE OF WOMEN???????
Fucking privileged fags on /r9k/ can go OUTSIDE whenever they want and SEE women (WITH THEIR EYES). And yet they have the nerve to say "i'm sooo forever alooone." Fucking disgusting.
In the future, there are MEN arrested for even conceiving the idea of WOMAN. Consider yourselves lucky.
>>26810965
I can't even tell what a post this retarded is trying to say.
>not understanding
imagine an ogre tried to fuck you
would you fuck it?
no, and you'll feel even shittier because you know you can 'not' be lonely, but god damn the ogre smells and is annoying and fucking hyena laughs. You may as well be lonely because you don't enjoy the time with them.
Love isn't some sort of fucking food selection. Everyone loses.
