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>been chatting up a lonely japanese milf online these past few months
>she's having me visit her in Japan in a few weeks
We're all gonna make it, brehs
>anon is going to meet a stranger he met online
You're going to get killed and parts of your body sold off on the black market.
I'm visiting a qt Brown dutchie girl next months to lose my virginity and have a fun weekend.
Some of us are gonna make it OP. Only some of us though.
>>26835462
At least I'll die having had something to hope for.
>"you have three seconds to prove to me you're a man or I'm gonna shove this bat up your beta ass!"
I have a penis does that count
>>26835049
JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE BORN WITH A PENIS DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE A MAN SHITLORD
I beat her with the bat
Have any of you banged hookers before? What's it like?
Yeah, I fucked your mom
Horrible, I don not recommend.
Unless you have a weird sex anxiety thing where you need to get it over with, I guess.
>>26834633
>upscale men
so she doesn't want niggers?
>always poke hole in the condoms when I fuck escorts
>look at the escort website
>the escort I fucked all the time with poked condoms is now pregnant
>mfw
>>26834392
your dad told me that's how you were born op
>start hooking up with neighbors' wives
>made sure to poke a hole in all condoms
>check facebook
>one of the bitches I fucked is pregnant
>mfw
>babby born
>dna test
>you get saddled with alimony for the rest of your life
Great job OP!
What does it feel like when you do it?
>>26834134
I don't knoworiginal comment desu
>>26834134
Very warm and wet. And good. Tightness can have an effect as well. My ex-girlfriend wasn't super tight, but enough that I couldn't possibly last one minute before blowing my load. The current lady I'm with is a bit looser, which I actually like because it makes it far easier to last and the sensation is only slightly dulled.
I'll never know.
Makes me less picky for an eventual onahole, I suppose.
>'Conservative' white father
>Allows his daughter to go out clubbing
Boomers, particularly boomer fathers are the main reason we have problems in society.
>>26833301
Boomers are such shit.
>>26833301
>>26833334
>"conservative" equals "no fun allowed. ever."
>"conservative" parents are supposed to lock their daughters away like Fritzl to ensure muh pure virgin waifu
Tell me, why would I ever want to be conservative then?
>I bet all the girls are fighting for you, anon. You never talk about them at home though, but I won't pry ;)
How am i supposed to take female cops seriously?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVcxZkHJtr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czid8dpk-i4
Never trust a female cop, robots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2h7rHgBzTc
He fucked the police
>>26832681
>>26832681
She enjoyed it, though.
Do girls actually find this attractive or is that a guy thing mostly?
Mostly a guy thing.
I hate the look of penises and the same is true for all of my girl friends, but for some reason guy friends and my ex were super obsessed with the looks of them.
Penises are ugly as fuck. All genitals are.
>>26832121
How do u feel when u see it beimg rammed into u?
A good penis is really nice to look at.
t. hetero-man
Who here wants to live in seclusion from society in general?
I do.
>Get CDL and get job as interstate truck driver, live in small flat and save up
>Save up more
>Get a small house in the mountains
>Grow my own weed up there
>Only have to drive to work once or twice a week since i work for a a week or two at a time, so i can afford to drive a couple hours
>Take up hobbies and activities, i.e.; playing music, blacksmithing, leatherworking, fishing and hunting
>Don't have to deal with society's trivial bullshit
>Can still get internet so i can play vidya when im bored enough
What do you think, robots? Is that a sound enough plan?
>>26831376
Working as a truck driver is hardly qualifies as "seclusion from society"
>>26831411
No, but i dont think i could live completely off the land. Plus, if you're simply driving all day, there's not much interaction among people.
>>26831376
Sounds fine. Living frugally like that costs very little. Women, children and large house mortgages are the things that eat your cash.
Also if you have any way to make money online, try and hash it out. (website for a niche interest/market, selling a product, selling an e-book if you have any particularly useful/interesting knowledge)
>Anon I'm pregnant
>I don't think it's yours but I want you to raise it with me because I love you
>>26831140
Nope bye. Have fun being a single mother.
>>26831140
>ok
said no smart man ever.
Well I don't. I can help you pick a name though.
>be 6'5 master race
>have crush on qt girl in class and become friends
>she was also somewhat friends with some manlet
>not sure if he will try to date her so i make a move
>tries to brush it off and does the whole nice guy just friends thing
>couple weeks later
>tell her i dont want to be friends
>she says she started dating another guy
>think she is lying so i ask who and its the fucking manlet i have met twice before
>mfw she is 5'8-5'9 and this faggot is like 5'7
>mfw i realized while watching the oscars the reason i cant get a gf is because of propaganda created by manlets putting other manlets in movies and music so girls are ok with them and like them
Take pic related for example. Its literally the main most popular sex fantasy movie for women and the guy isnt even 6'0. The game is rigged.
>>26831055
kek
you're calling short people getting jobs for being good actors propaganda.
you're autism is show loser
lmao this is good bait gotta admit
>>26831055
you confirmed extra autism in this thread. Girls dont care how tall you are especially if youre obese or ugly like a fuck
>youll never find every video of your favorite porn star
>tfw your favorite porn star got blacked
>>26830897
Just keep chasing the dragon op
You might catch it one day
>>26830897
>mfw had a nostalgia fap to a gianna michaels video from like 2006
where have the times gone
People I hate:
>blacks
>jews
>feminists
>women
>socialists
>liberals
>marxists
>communists
>faggots
>bisexuals
>transgender
>degenerates
>liberal art students
>anyone who isn't interested in lifting weights
>skinny people
>fat people
>skinnyfat people
>people who read books
>people who think there's more to life than money
>people who believe in love
>people who think women are as good as men
>guys who don't cheat on their gf when they get the opportunity and she won't find out anyway
>libertarians
>existentialists
>post-structuralists
>structuralists
>philosophers
>poets
>novelists
>faggy painters
>faggy musicians
>egalitarians
>anarchists
>pacifists
>cuckolds
>people who don't mind interracial relationships
>people who drink
>people who smoke
>people who eat unhealthy
>men who cry
>vulnerable people
>handicapped people
>poor people
>unemployed people
>people who don't own weapons
>people who do not take enjoyment from violence done to minorities
>'men' who wear cardigans
>men who care about fashion
>men who care about women's emotions
>vegetarians
>vegans
>theatre faggots
>opera faggots
>ballet faggots
>Swedes
>Muslims
>Arabs
>Asians
>Eskimos
>native Americans
>Indians
>non-blue eyed people
>manlets
>men without a huge jaw
>men with low test
I think the word you're looking for is "everything"
I tip all of my fedoras to you sir.
You don't hate animal lovers? You must like fucking dogs you pansy ass pervert.
Which hole do you take?
>>26827900
The vag. Any other answer is a faggot answer
Thigh
my dick is just that big
wont fit in the other 2 holes
Why isn't her butthole off color from her normal skin color like most peoples
I'm bored and procrastinating. Ask a senior year math major anything. Picture unrelated.
>>26827722
I want a pizza and coke now.
Why are you a math major anon?
>>26828020
I used to be in business but I felt a career in finance would be unfulfilling. The material was also not challenging. I switched to math because I like solving problems and doing mathematics. I also like teaching.
>>26827722
>graduated with math summa last year
>still no job
what do you plan on doing after school?
