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>tfw no isda skinning, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, pelikula watching, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
where have you been m8
>>29473029
I've been here every night pham
>>29473508
It's going to be a bittersweet day when you get your flip gf
are you eating ur veggies?
how much veggies do you eat?
>>29472637
I hate coriander fuck that shit
>>29472637
will it actually help my skin :3
>>29472637
I only eat plants and plant products.
who else /escapismthroughanime/ here
>>29472577
>me
>have created a daughter tulpa in Chino
>haven't really told anyone about it
>spend my days studying with Gochiusa playing in the background
>>29472577
Sometimes I do it, depends on what I'm currently obsessing on.
For now, I escape through fantasy books, but I did it a lot with anime.
>>29472609
I'm not that far gone, I just spend every minute of my free time watching anime, reading VNs, or shitposting about it
I might get to that point though
Hello Robots
Hi there, I'm what you would call a "normie" in all respects so I'm an outsider around this website. From my short time here I've noticed a lot of bitterness about whether you gentlemen have gotten laid or not.. however as "one of those guys" I should let you in on a little secret: None of us have had ever sex. That's right, sex isn't even real. That whole time you thought people actually stuck their organs inside eachother- it was a complete fabrication!
I'm sorry we mislead you for so long but it was for your own good. Look on the bright side, at least you don't have to worry about it anymore right? I hope we can put this behind us.
Ciao
Norman Normalwang
>>29472507
Why did you find the need to switch to Italian at the end?
I might as well believe you.
>>29472507
But porn is the ultimate evidence
Anyone else a recovering cuckold here?
I could only jerk off to Blacked and CuckoldSessions. I'd jerk off 5 to 7 times per day and I'd come within a minute. It completely destroyed me. When I was in bed with a woman, I could barely maintain an erection. Sometimes I'd go soft.
It completely fucked me over. I dropped porn and the cuckold mentality for good. Would anyone else like to share?
>>29472428
Bump, I can't be alone
>>29472428
Well, I'm not a cuckold but I did recently stop watching porn and jerking it about 2 weeks ago..I feel like porn is poisonous and we're just so casual about it....
So many guys complain about how unfair the world is, and wonder why they can't get a gf...Meanwhile they drain their balls 8 times a day and wonder why they can't get motivated.
probably it's just desensitization, i started to only get really hard from more degenerated things like interracial, but i think that with No Fap/Porn it can be overcomed.but i keep failing keep the NFP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1LTjrNBJZ8
incomes chris looking some china
if chris chan has sex with a non prostitute before me i will end my life right then and there and nothing you can say or do will convince me otherwise.
my mom could cry in front of me and beg for me not to do it and i would do it.
>>29472269
he allegedly has
although no many people believe it and he doesn't go around saying "I HAD SEX LOOK AT MEEEE" like he probably would have
>>29472353
i know he fucked a prostitute
but i'm talking someone actually decided they wanted to have sex with chris chan because they were attracted to him and not because they were paid with autismbux
HOW MANY FUCKING NORMALFAGS HAVE INFESTED THIS BOARD NOW?
EVERY SECOND POST IS SOME FAILED NORMAL FAGGOT NUMALE WHO THINKS HES CHAD COMPARED TO US BEING A CONDESCENDING FUCKING FAGGOT WHILE TRYING TO HUMBLE BRAG ABOUT HOW HES FUCKED SOOO MANY CHICKS WHEN THEY WERE PROBABLY 4/10 SLOOTS
GET THE FUCK OUT
PIC RELATED:
>tfw it's another failed normie trying to brag
>>29472083
Don't you want to be on the right side of history?
t. Project Normalize faggots
>>29472083
gahahaha little babby autist ok?
>>29472121
you need to join project Auschwitz m8
>Why are you doing this to me, anon?
>Please let me I go I just waMMMMPHHMHHH
>>29471665
Nothing personal, fat fuck
Eat the cake you fat disgusting f___. You know you want to.
>>29471665
This is a fat girls wet dream. Eating all she wants while claiming no responsibility.
I feel like all female fantasies involve doing degenerate things while remaining innocent because someone "forced" her to do it.
What is a feel you have that will never be understood by anybody?
>>29471463
>that feel when you're talking about something actually interesting and they change the subject to shopping
>normals raaaa
>>29471538
Well, I guess a lot of people can relate to this. It is, however, my most common feel
>>29471538
I grew up with 500 sisters, so I know it too well
>tfw shitting up normie boards like /fit/ with autistic shitposting
You do realize /fit/ is the second most autistic board right? It's filled with fags who come here and talk shit about how "alpha" they are, then go back to /fit/ and post in a tfw no gf thread.
/fit/ is just robots who fell for the lifting meme
they're turbo spergs with larger than average muscles
>tfw infiltrating and shitting up generals
Is this real? How is this posdible?
Eggman thread
>>29471215
when i was a kid i told my parents i wanted to be an eggman
>>29471215
well, someone has to be him
statistically speaking
I'm trying to figure out what would be the best hairstyle for him if he wasn't balding
Let's see those filters, /r9k/. What kind of threads do you filter out and why?
>>29470847
anything with cuck or trap in it
>>29470847
wew heers my filters. dont like tripfags
>>29471399
rforget image
>tfw retarded
>SUMMER
>STILL NO STEAM WEEB FRIEND TO WATCH ANIME WITH
>J U S T
#NoHomo
Now im allowed here!
>>29470601
Not aIlowed
Can I get a steam friend to talk to?
woman hate thread
roasties need to be burned alive
>>29470151
kek! Rapists are more desirable than me.
>>29470151
How the fuck did a refugee get into Switzerland? Their immigration process is strict as all get out.
>>29470203 (failed normalcunt newfag)
>>29470260
>not posting woman hate
at least post a image
>im thinking about giving in to depression and loneliness and just becoming a full blown furfag to help forget about the pain
If you're just using it to self-medicate, it's not going to help.
Treat the cause, not the symptoms
>Going full buffalo bill and putting on this creepy, semen encrusted animal suit then rutting about with unwashed, diseased, similarly autistic faggots will help take away the pain of not feeling like a functional human being
Gee, what could possibly go wrong?
>>29470181
Stop you're making me hard
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