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When was the last time you brushed your teeth?
Like a month ago baka
About one hour ago.
I brush twice I day
I bought a $140 toothbrush on top of that
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>It usually starts around 6 months before the actual breakup.
>First she'll raise the topic of open relationships with you, just to see how you react. Then when you ask if she's already interested in someone else she'll admit that she's been speaking to the other guy for months before bringing it up with you, then admitting that they kissed.
>After getting understandably upset about this she'll try to make you feel like you're the bad guy, that you're trying to control her and that she feels trapped because you don't want her to sleep with other people.
>This will lead to a month of tension and arguments culminating in her destroying your self confidence by saying that being intimate with you makes her feel awful and that you're basically worthless as a partner.
>Because you're such a bitch you'll put up with continued mental abuse for months while you try to work things out by suggesting stuff like couples therapy and trying to change your mind about polyamory while she refuses to try therapy and continues to talk constantly about open relationships.
>After 5 months you'll go abroad for two weeks alone and realise you're happier than you've been in years because you're away from her.
Jesus christ why are redditors suck cucks?
What is it about redditors that inspires their girlfriends to treat them like this?
Why do you care so much? Ive gone through my whole life without even finding about about some cuck being a cuck and frankly i dont give a damn.
Or maybe they like it. I wouldnt mind some raunchy cuck rp.
>>29462183
>then admitting that they kissed
This is the point you should break up and never talk to that cheating piece of trash ever again.
>After getting understandably upset about this she'll try to make you feel like you're the bad guy, that you're trying to control her and that she feels trapped because you don't want her to sleep with other people.
This makes me mad, how the fuck are you supposed to just smile and nod when she kissed another dude. She cheated and admitted.
>>29464131
No its the point that you kill them
Do femanons have synchronized periods if they shitpost on /r9k/ at the same time?
>>29462136
Delet this
D.Va is my favorite character
>>29462241
>Delet this
NERF THIS
>>29462389
GIT GOOD FGT
>finally managed to gather up the courage to call a new therapist and schedule an appointment
>didn't sleep at all last night because I was so worried
>tfw his secretary picked up and said he's not in
>tfw he'll call me back "sometime later today"
>tfw I'm so scared and so tired yet I'm lying paralyzed on my couch unable to do anything, waiting for the phone to ring
Someone just kill me.
Please someone notice my thread ;_;
First step is always the most difficult.
After that each step gets easier.
>manage to call a new therapist
Now thats pretty amazing.
I always pussied out.
Draw feels guy from memory thread?Yes.
>>29461906
one feel man.png
I think I fucked the eyelids and mouth up
>DISGUST
orginal
ITT: jokes / references / phrases you didn't "get" for a long time
> thought "muh soggy knee" was a reference to a kid falling in a puddle and whining he got wet, didn't realize it was a corruption of "misogyny" until literally this morning
>>29461899
>thought "muh soggy knee" was a reference to a kid falling in a puddle and whining he got wet, didn't realize it was a corruption of "misogyny" until this morning
ftfy
>>29461950
I'm literally so sorry man, I'm literally trying to stop saying literally all the time, it's literally so hard. Like literally.
>>29461950
Took me a second but keked heartily
almost 20 posts in old thread already BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT edition
Already a thread open faggot
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>>29461917
no shit. this is a parody of that thread and OP's newfagness you clueless bum
>>29462338
Yeah but it wasn't funny
Our task: use up all associated "tfw no bf" posts
Try not to get muted
>tfw no why would anyone do that? bf
>>29461681
>Tfw no Ushiromiya BF
>>29461681
Thanks...
Wait!
You're not Doc.
I exposed your plot of trying to deny me my daily dose.
>go on /fa/ to get some advice
>they all say I need to get my BMI to atleast 17
what the flying fuck
Yeah well /fa/ is retarded. What do you want advice on?
They're not wrong.
/fit/ here. I have a BMI of 25 with shredded abs. I literally can't look /fa/. Chest/Shoulders/Traps/Back/Legs/Calves/Arms are too big and I just look retarded in modern day fashion. I just look like a homosexual muscle-bound autist if I try wear anything tight.
Loose poor people clothing is all that fits
heres /fa/ advice
wear full rick owens, all black
Whats your chillout songs been this week anons? share your songs with fellow robots
If anyone wants it i may make a playlist on youtube for all you robots to listen to.
>>29460710
Completely forgot song, sorry anons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dldnT46oCrs&index=14&list=PLVAa1_ZtH7aHZGBIu8oPMlT82ZIbiwRsP
>>29460710
The entirety of the Eartbound soundtrack. It feels so good that I remember every moment in the game.
>>29460710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28m0ZFARgSk
Can we just take a moment and discus how good this fucking book was??? The main character Bernard was literally a beta living in a society of alphas... If this shit isn't the definition of robot idk wtf is
Orgy porgy
Ford and fun
Kiss the girls
And make them one
>>29460673
read this in high school and it's sitting over in my bookshelf still
out of huxley's books i thought island was better, spiritual partner book with bnw, but bnw is the famous one. all the shit with kids fucking at the start made me uncomfortable.
but island has the same pedophilic shit in it at moments. i'm pretty sure aldous huxley was a kiddy diddler.
it was cool but iirc there was some part about native americans that bored me to tears
>but muh contribution to society!
Why do wagecucks say the funniest shit?
what? i just like having money and gf thats all
Don't allow such considerations as these distress you."I will live in dishonor, and be nobody anywhere." For, if dishonor isan evil, you can no more be involved in any evil by the means of another,than be engaged in anything base. Is it any business of yours, then, toget power, or to be admitted to an entertainment? By no means. And how is it true that you will be nobodyanywhere, when you ought to be somebody in those things only which arein your own control, in which you may be of the greatest consequence? "Butmy friends will be unassisted." -- What do you mean by unassisted? Theywill not have money from you, nor will you make them Roman citizens. And who can give to another the things whichhe has not himself? "Well, but get them, then, that we too may have a share."If I can get them with the preservation of my own honor and fidelity andgreatness of mind, show me the way and I will get them; but if you requireme to lose my own proper good that you may gain what is not good, considerhow inequitable and foolish you are. Besides, which would you rather have,a sum of money, or a friend of fidelity and honor? Rather assist me, then,to gain this character than require me to do those things by which I maylose it. Well, but my country, say you, as far as depends on me, will beunassisted. Here again, what assistance is this you mean? "It will nothave porticoes nor baths of your providing." And what signifies that? Why,neither does a smith provide it with shoes, or a shoemaker with arms. Itis enough if everyone fully performs his own proper business. And wereyou to supply it with another citizen of honor and fidelity, would nothe be of use to it? Yes. "What place, then, say you, will I hold in the state?" Whatever youcan hold with the preservation of your fidelity and honor. But if, by desiringto be useful to that, you lose these, of what use can you be to your countrywhen you are become faithless and void of shame.
Fucking Normy get out
21 year old virgin here. I've kissed and stuff, just no sex. Is it too late for me? Can I be saved?
>mfw 24 reading shit like this
>>29459915
>I've kissed and stuff
>Mfw middle schoolers probably get more pussy than us
Are any of you /r9k/ successful? I used to browse here a lot. It was my go to board, the awkward phase in my life fizzled out after years of being an aspie. I remember when I was in highschool I'd come home just to get on here. I was a handholdless kissless virgin. Beta to the max. At school others saw me as a normie because I lied about having sex or what not. I was believable as much as I was a beta. During my senior year I met this girl who moved near me, we didn't go to the same school. We talked and became good friends. I was definitely in the friend zone. Despite what I felt she felt about a month into talking I told her how I loved her. She sort if looked puzzled and then told me that she loved me too. We kissed and at 19 years old I finally kissed a girl, now, at 22 I am marrying her. She is a genuine good girl and with her I've felt I've made it. We want to have children in the next few years. Years ago I never thought this would happen.
Any other success stories?
rot in hell you fucking normalfag
>>29459959
I'm a scrawny Jew and shes a black girl from Africa that immigrated here. I'm very >normie
>>29459983
how does it feel to know the Jewish Illuminati realized you were weighing them down and is cutting the chaff by letting you throw your life away
True robots don't care about >tfw no gf
>>29459803
That's why I stopped browsing r9k so much, because every second thread is about women.
can confirm. last time I cared about that was like 8 years ago when I was 15
The concept of people having crushes into their 20s seems so bizarre to me. but I guess millennials gonna millennial
I revel in it. Between listening to the bitching of my henpecked coworkers and not having to worry about what I eat, I feel like I've stumbled upon some sort of cheat code.
