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>tfw hopelessly and utterly addicted to shitposting
I think I need help. I spend like 8 hours a day at least on 4chan.
I work 9 hours a day and literally am a zombie the whole time
Just waiting for it all to fail desu
Get banned. It's the only way to freedom.
Just from reading this (you) get a little dopamine rush. You need to replace this habit with another habit like watching TV to start.
Me too. But I have exams so I rather not do my passion and that is learning (outside of the curriculum), so I shitpost instead.
Wish I had the concentration to draw. Might give it a try again in the vacation.
Is there anything more altruistic, generous, and noble than being a cuckold and taking care of another person's offspring?
>>29458921
>tfw no white mommy gf to have sex with and make more black babies
She has a wedding ring
>>29458921
>tfw you will never be that baby
i have a baggy of amazonian cubensis but no friends to eat them with. any advice on taking them and tripping alone?
also psilocybin general thread.
Put some nice music on and stay positive. Have a lovely time bro. Think about all the things you love doing and even if you cant do them, the next time you do itll be magical
time for you to feel god within yourself.
Just remember all your intrusive thoughts and enjoy
Everyone go look at my insta page of dank memes, my username is freshpepemarket go follow me xoxo
>>29458732
fuck off normie faggot fuck you, i hope you choke on that normie cock
>>29458732
bumpty tumpty sadada
bump OC OP
Why can't women learn how to control their libido and not become roasties?
>>29458665
Can you control not wanting sex?
Because they don't have to. If you were a Chad wouldn't you pound Stacies on the daily as well?
>>29458665
Monogamy, both in relationships and marriage used to be enforced by "Slut shaming". Without that, its basically a free-for-all of whores, both men and females. Libido control never really happens internally for humans. What keeps robots from sex is some personal flaw(s) that keep(s) them from attracting other people. Its not like most men are good at controlling their libido, its just that they have much less of a choice. Females are more in demand than males in general, so they can more easily have sex with many different people than the average male.
>tfw boss is leaving early today
Sweet sweet interregnum
Post wagelord feels ITT
>>29458586
3 normie faggots in office were saying how allies kicked the shit out of germany and russia in ww2.(russia got btfo in football).
humiliated them thoroughly.
>>29458618
What did you said?
not original desu senpai
>>29458701
you know how it is in office job?
normies trying to show their knowledge and abilities to show off to nearby girls.
they were saying that russia deserves it, commies btfo like in ww etc.
i just said him that he is stupid and russia was based in both ww and did way more than america. his friends tried to argue but shut them off. then normie opened wiki but i could see shame in his eyes while trying to avoid girls nearby. he said it happens and avoided me whole day.
hey robots what gender are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtCyepuLt8Q
im a arms warrior gender fluid bender druid, if you are a CIS frost mage dont post here
I IDENTIFY AS A TRANSORC FURY WARRIOR
MU FAVOURITE PAST TIME IS CHOPPING AND SMASHING CIS HUMAN BALLS OFF/UP
>youtube supporting mental illness as "normal"
I identify as a sausage roll.
>tfw king of manlets with weak bone structure
>tfw even lifting won't fix it
>>29458340
Better than not lifting you pathetic fuck.
>>29458353
>implying i don't lift
originale
All lifting does is tear down your muscles so they can revive again later... Without the right diet you might as well not even lift
C U C K a doodle doo!
Better wake up, wagie, you don't want to be late for work!
joke's on you, can come in anytime I want
Jokes on you, I just got back from work
>>29457539
Shut the fuck up. Acting like you know me, bitch.
I DONT EVEN HAVE A JOB SO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
ALSO!! It's 4 in the morning rat dick! What kind of FUCKIN JOB has u waking up at 4 IN THE FUCKIN MORNING
YOU STUPID BITCH YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING
Get educated, then come back to this board. You're so errelevent
FUCK! !!!!! My parents just found out I failed all my college exams. I don't know why they mailed to my fucking house. What the FUCK DO I DOOO
normie problems lel!!!!
why did you fail them fag
isnt college free anyway? Not american
How'd you end up failing ALL of them?
What are you taking OP?
>tfw no ember picking, safelane farming, dota2 playing qtp2t filipina gf
>>29457098
>implying I would play dota with a pinoy
The other guy made a much more convincing argument for filipina gfs.
SAFELANE EMBER LMAO
Go mid with ember and dominate everyone hahahahaha
90% winrate with ember, its so high that I am afraid of picking him now.
>TFW NO BIANCA GF
THREADLY REMINDER THAT MAELK GOT ROBBED OF THE MACHO MAN CONTEST
Hi fembots,
Are you attracted to guys who have PhDs?
>>29456989
ughhhh just fucking wait until i'm 30 and finished riding the cock carousel then i will reluctantly fuck you once a year
>>29456989
I was attracted to my friend's dad who had a PhD in Physics. I liked how smart he was
Hi fembots,
Are you attracted to guys who are NEET?
Ok, r9k.
I was a normie. I still came here, but I was a normie.
When I got fired from my job, my girlfriend left me a month later, and my friends slowly and slowly stopped talking to me. I am pretty much absolutely friendless, alone, and uncertain of the future. I don't shower at all, I am probably below average with looks, and pretty much am a failure as a human being. What really makes this whole situation shitty is the no friends part. I am literally such a failure that all my friends have seized to exist.
What do. I don't have an actual computer to play vidya, I have no idea how to get into anime, I have no actual hobbies, and this whole year has been a clusterfuck of boredom.
>>29456949
pics? i bet you are just normal and boring and want somewhere to bitch. You have a degree, you'll be fine.
>>29457036
This isn't /soc/ friendo.
I also don't have a degree. I was at a woodworking job.
>>29456949
>seized to exist
Hey anon, I have a big surprise for you
"I guess we'll know 20 years from now"
>>29456670
oh god this looks like a bad joke
I know where this is going
When you guys "made a wish" as a child what did you wish for?
I wished that I could become Link and live in Hyrule for the rest of my life. Every time. I still wish that sometimes.
>>29456594
>>29456594
that pokemon was real
>>29456594
I want to be Scott PilgrimI want to fight for my Ramona
>>29456594
Lololol
I used to wish I could be Mega Man.
