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Rose makes me vomit, Nate and all of that. This whole ""empire"". this fanbase.. this """religion"""...
A cultural and intellectual cancer. It is so important that rose suffers... I don't give a damn, I shit on /rose/
>>29479052
First time I agree with lou
>no Lou gf
kill me now
>>29479052
What exactly did he mean by this
Hevd b e vg d. Ss
Is there a raid happening right now? I feel like there is a lot more cringy tumblr content on here then normal.
>>29478839
yeah there's a bunch of tumblr/stormfront fags here like lgbtcucks and polcucks
>>29479100
>/pol/
>bad
>>29478839
It's not really raiding, just summer.
NEET/hikki/autism chat:
https://join.skype.com/DA6FpxJBHNIF
We're currently a comfy group of around 40 people, we focus on discussion of NEET and hikki related topics, such as:
-how to live on low-money
-discussion of mental disorders
-etc.
Or if we're up to it, more intellectual things like philosophy & literature.
At some times we also have more lighthearted voicechats, talking about various animus and Vidya & even playing vidya like CS:GO or PoE together, but we're trying to have serious discussion most of the time.
Cancerous maymay shitposting and heavy spamming is not tolerated and will get you removed from the group.
SJW and people who get triggered easily are also greatly welcome to stay off.
>>29478760
>comfy
>40 people
C R O W D E D
niggers need to understand what the word comfy means
>>29478858
Just because there are 40 people in it, it doesn't have to be spamming.
There are also hours where basically nothing is going on.
>>29478916
would you be comfortable in a room with 40 people all having conversation at the same time
most newcomers get greated and just end up being pushed to the side when the established clique wants to have a chat
a comfy group is one with under 15 people any more and its crowded, ALL chats have slow periods no matter how many people are in it, more people doesn't fix it it just clutters up the log and makes it hard for anyone to really have a conversation
real comfy groups arent advertised here because theyre KEPT comfy and close-knit, no one wants to get personal and close with 40 no-names (some of which never even talk) looking on
First time getting shit faced, i was rubbing this girls leg, (inner thigh) and went to a party with her (open invite meaning we werent invited, we just showed up). Girl never pulled away and embraced me, should i try to hit this girl up and try to make her my girlfriend or stay away from her?
I never left her side the whole party, she wouldnt let me, so i knew she wouldnt fall into some elses arms.
Is she just another whore or have i found the one???
>>29478461
Yeah you should probably hit her up. Although I know a girl that does this shit to me at literally every part I go to with her and she rejected me like 4 years ago because I was too ugly.
You'll never know if you dont try though m80
>>29478461
I thought you meant you arranged a girl to shit on your face.
Your lines are so misleading, op.
>>29478505
When i said that, i meant i am drunk/high to shit and did not expect to get so bad.
have you ever been in a situation where you'd never see ( or temporarily ) your oneitis ever again?
it fucking hurts tbj
>>29477579
I'm going through that right now, it's really impossible for me to move on.
Her small still lingers in the air and it haunts me, give me chills.
>>29477579
>she has children and a husband
>was always her "friend"
>year before the kid and hub I told
>I said I cant be your friend anymore
>in love to much
>she got angry never spoke again
>see she moved on kids and hubby
pic related
>>29477721
>>she has children and a husband
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAi'm sorry
Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Trump 16 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Friday at work. I have no pictures yet.
>>29476978
Nice try. This has been posted on Reddit.
Produce offspring with her as quickly as possible. If you hurry, the whole family can vote for Trump this November.
>>29476978
I recognise this as pasta
> calling yourself a robot
> not having one of these badboys loaded up in the back seat of your car
> not reconnecting with the comforting memories of your childhood as you gaze apon it
> not unloading pressurized mountain dew onto any particularly happy normie couples as you drive by
it's like you guys want to be caught unprepared for the uprising
oh my fuck i had one of these as a kid
Why mountain dew? Why not jizz? Or sprite, it's stickier.
>>29476817
>Not loading up with superior Mr. Pibb
>Can black people only wear a fedora ?
>>29476760
Black people are the only ones who can unironically wear a fedora without looking like beta robot tryhard faggots
>>29476760
It's the other way around.
White people only wear fedoras while black people only wear caps.
Slavery is the price you pay for fedora: worth it.
ITT: Missed opportunities/clueless/oneitis/self-sabotage general
Here's the story of how I didn't get any action in middle school:
>be me, 6th-grader, weeaboo, pizza-faced, hot-topic-tier edgelord with braces, a lisp, a bad haircut, and poor hygiene
>have oneitis crush on filipina-japanese girl in my class (JUST LIKE MY ANIMAYS) who could sing
>spent 2 years staring from afar and doing nothing to make a move beyond being creepy and trying to stand next to her in line
>finally decided to get my shit together in 8th grade and go for it
>did tons of pushups and situps and miles upon miles of running to get a six-pack and abs, dropped and worked out during commercials when I was watching Avatar or Toonami (I AM Rock Lee!)
>got the presidential fitness award and the six-pack, made sure to take off my shirt in a class video project assignment to put it out there that I had a six-pack; girls noticed
>was in track, brought home my first gold medal ever and the team FINALLY beat our rivals at districts; smoked oneitis' boyfriend in the qualifying race even though he cut corners
>put myself out there (M'lady!), tried to be more social and friendly, held doors for people, picked up shit they dropped, was extra-polite to a cringe-inducing degree
>performed in theater, got leading roles multiple times, worked on my voice constantly
>nailed my schoolwork, broke into the school on multiple occasions using the backstage keys to turn in late assignments, got straight A's for the first time in years
>got my face and my hygiene cleared up
>took down somebody twice my size in a gym fight that I made sure was very public
>got myself on TV and in the newspaper for spelling bees, went to state
>bought presents and made fucking artwork to impress my oneitis
>played a bunch of dating sims and tried to play my life as though I was the protag in one (Gotta level up my strength to impress this one...oh shit, dialogue tree! What do I say?)
>all to impress oneitis from afar
(CONT)
>>29476648
>drunk girl says I love you and had been giving signals weeks before that
>mumble out an excuse about having to be a designated driver for someone
never dd. pussy before DUIs.
>>29476648
>meanwhile, my efforts resulted in me getting hit on by other girls
>a bright-haired weeaboo chick
> a horny, rich kickboxer who had F-cup tits in 6th grade who wanted to do me cowgirl (Pfft! Who needs sex when I can earn the love of my oneitis?)
>a cute redhead a few years younger than me who was obsessed with Charlie the Unicorn and who I legally could have tapped at that point
>and more!
>ignored them all because oneitis
>the one with the boobs even left her name in my yearbook, and I didn't call her
>anyway, for all my efforts, what I got was the ability to dance with my oneitis at the last dance of the school year, AFTER everybody else who wanted to dance with her did first
>found out later that there were two separate periods during which my oneitis actually liked me back, and I didn't know and did fucking nothing because sperg
>seriously, she sent somebody else to ask me whether I thought her legs were nice, and I couldn't even take the hint then
>turns out the first time she liked me was at the very beginning of middle school when I was still a loser and first had a crush on her
Basically turned myself from a weeaboo loser into a fucking shonen protag to try to get my oneitis and skipped out on the actual pussy it netted me like seven times because I was retarded and socially unaware, and made a fucking cuck out of myself as a reward.
>>29476648
>>29475470
Aight try going to the new thread nigga
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>>29476591
I thought he was gonna lose weight
I stopped watching a year ago
>>29476591
>*action*
Hello R eddit!
originale
>Cucumber joke
Nedroid
Cl@ssic
I don't know why I laugh at these comics. The jokes are so stupid but I can't stop reading.
>>29477072
They say what we think
What song isare you addicted to right now.
Please no neeb, k-pop, or metal bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt8jq_YSyxk
>>29475832
Some anon linked this in a thread a little while ago; been listening to it since
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwPNY5sErsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxvf0WZmg5M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxXjKrZWO58
dude weed t b h
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXANNEwas he a cuck?
>>29475785
Chads don't give a shit about purity
>>29475938
Only for casual sex. Purity (or at least fidelity) is important in a real relationship. Also expressing any kind of care or emotional attachment to sluts and whores makes you a cuck.
-t. Chad
>>29475785
Yeah he was very cuck for a tainted love.
How do you know when you've been cucked?
plz help
your gf doesn't want much sex with you or finds oral sex repulsive
Your home entertainment system is missing and your couch smells like fried chicken.
its ususally too late, youll never see it coming, and hopefully never see him coming cuck
>fap
>immediately after orgasming, get intense clarity and realize all of my problems are actually not that bad at all
Need to make a big decision?
Fap
Need to get over someone?
Fap
Seriously guys, it works wonders.
>>29475490
This has always been my advice. Always always always fap before making a decision
>>29475490
It's probably the release of dopamine and serotonin that's helping you see your problems in a realistic way. You might be deficient in those neurotransmitters, anon.
>Try no fap
>Start orbiting a single mother
>Spent hundreds of dollars in self help seminars full of platitudes
>Erased all of my porn bookmarks from like 6 years
Never again.
