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>sidescroller
nah, I'm not 6 years old anymore
I play real games, like CSGO and Dota2
>not realizing all games/movies/media are free 24/7
this must be /pleb/ general
how do you feel?
>>>/wsg/1146796
>>29456447
why would he say this though
>>29456447
>shooting spree
A real robot wouldn't leave the house to harm people, let alone people who didn't do anything to him.
>>29456447
Now that is a good quote. Really inspired me.
>walk on the street
>hear laughing behind me, two girls
>stop walking and pretend to write sms on the phone
>girls silently walk past me
>hear laughter ahead of me
>wait few minutes so I cant hear them anymore
>continue walking
lol, so self-centered.
>>29456325
>girl sees me
>crosses to the other side of the street walking as fast as possible
>be in metro
>step on escalators
>girl stand in front of me
>after few seconds she walks away
everytime
And before you ask I shower quite often
Who /apathetic/ here?
I can't feel anything. I feel like a literal robot.
>>29456211
Chestlets, when will they learn?>tfw Minami was my first waifu
it feels like nothing matters anymore
eventually i'll die, maybe i get some "good feeling" chemicals before then, maybe not.
sometimes i wish i was more susceptible to bullshit and i could find a religion to give life some meaning
>>29456301
In that same boat. I don't feel any real emotions anymore. I'm basically a husk waiting to die.
>tired all the time
>everything feels like it takes an incredible amount of effort
>even something like talking on the phone, brushing my teeth seem unbelievably daunting
can anyone else relate? its like even the smallest tasks take an incredible amount of energy
Take some Modafinil, boy.
vidya + porn has fucked your brain's reward system. get a new one.
>>29455800
I used to feel that away. Anything that pulled me out of my head and into reality was utterly miserable, and I could scarcely muster the energy to make myself do it. For me it was a bad case of avoidant personality disorder that's only gotten better as I've been forced by life to acclimate to reality and leave behind escapism over a long period of time.
Some clucker just fucking stole my bike. THE LOCK IS JUST HANGING THERE ALONE. If I find him should I beat the shit out of him or just scold?
dude just kill him
>>29455672
I would definetely smack and scold.
>>29455672
>implying that bike was yours
It's all just in your head
There's nothing about the bike that makes it inherently yours
Just be yourself
>heartbreak
>get over her
>dream about her
>become a mess again
How the fuck do I break this?
>normie problems
Ki
>>29455617
Date around.
Seriously.
An 11/10 and I fell for one another (I've been anywhere from 7-9)
She was painfully gorgeous.
We talked about marriage.
...then she slept with her 4-5/10 ex (no, I had a MUCH bigger dick than him)
I thought I was never going to get over it.
I blamed myself for fucking months.
But then I took a big dose of mushrooms, and started sleeping with anything that moved.
Eventually you find a girl with a better personality, and dude.....personality is the only thing that counts.
The dreams I have of her now are kinda like, "...girl, you had your chance."
>>29455617
What are your hobbies? Do you like camping? Focus on your self. Go hike
>TFW don't even know who I'm angry at or what I'm angry about anymore to the point that I'm not even angry, just sad and defeated
I thought angst was a stupid teenage meme that ended when you turned 18 and started accepting adult responsibilities. Now I have all the responsibilities, but deep down, I know I'll never be a real man. My life will just be some awkward, spaghettied approximation of real life and real feelings and real achievements won by men who never even consider that life could feel this cheap, worthless, and fragile.
How do you convince yourself that life is any more than the cosmic equivalent of tripping over banana peels until you drop dead? Is being a cocky, self-absorbed normie the only cure?
>>29455596
Don't let other people define what a life is.
Just be yourself, literally.
>>29455638
It fucking sucks. When I lived with my parent's still to save money, I never really felt like a real adult and avoided doing certain things (have friends over, try dating) because I didn't want to do them until I could stand on my own two feet with some dignity.
Now I live on my own, but I still feel like a fucking fake going through the motions. I'm compulsively private and self conscious about people seeing the habits and preferences I keep to when it's just me. It has a vicious side effect of making me chase really unstable girls whose over-the-top shit makes me feel alive or something.
I never fuck them, but end up listening to their shitty lives until they get bored and leave. It gives me some kind of weird energy I can't really explain. Maybe it distracts me or makes me feel better by comparison.
It feels like my coworkers are starting to get wise to my bullshit too and can tell that I'm just saying the right things at the right time. I feel like a zombie that's really good at resembling a real person at great effort. It's exhausting.
>>29455696
HOW CAN I BE MYSELF IF I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM?
SWEEEEET CAROLINE
BUM BUM BUM
Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind, and smashing your dreams
Blinded by THEM, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, cause I'll hear you scream
>>29455652
haha dude nice...
>>29455652
MASTER
MASTER
do you find this image amusing
yes, can i save it? i laughed
>>29455572
ifindthisimageamusingyes
>>29455572
no i find this totally enlightening because really the conclusion is really convincing in my eyes
Can you die from a broken heart?
Not an original comment
Probably.
Also not an original comment.
>>29455377
No but I can kill you
If what my mediaeval romances tell me is true, then yes.
why am i such a lazy sack of shit? my parents practically got me through all of school up to highschool because I did the bare minimum and no literally no homework until they forced me. If it weren't for them I no doubt would've been held back infinitely early-mid elementary school. I've tried to pick up skills but quit out of boredom within half an hour to watch chinese animation. How do I get motivation for motivation?
break your addiction to vidya and porn. it's fucked up your brain's reward system. What grade are you in?
Thyroid problem.
Shit diet.
Lack of exercise.
Pick one or more
>>29455235
Sort of the same situation, dont actually know what to do, fuck this shit, sometimes i feel so out of me, only outcome i can see by now is suicide, i feel unable to get my self a future
>tfw bit the red pill
I thought it was a fucking meme. Now I can see all the shit women do daily. The sluttiness, the ignoring, the using.
What redpilled you?
>>29455081
Maybe there's a reason they ignore you.
You're not entitled to anything, especially a relationship. You're not a victim. You're a symptom of a wider problem deriving from an abhorrent lack of masculinity and purpose.
I tried some of the chad techniques mentioned (basically just be an emotionless sociopath and humour her retarded bullshit.)It worked.
>>29455112
Kek. Women don't ignore me; other way around. I have a normie appearance and mastered a normie personality but the red pill stuff has made me not interested in women
would you a crispr or would you stay in your species
this gave me autism
>>29454474
awoo~your welcome
>>29454420
what is this meme you posted this shit yesterday
>tfw you're such a social outcast, you don't know what "kik" is
>no kik friends
It's not worth knowing about; it's full of porn bots and the like.
kik has gone to shit. before you could join any group, just search #4chan #r9k and stuff
now, you can only join groups your invited into.
