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summer truly is the worst season
>>29451209
my existence comes without reason
>>29451222
>>29451209
can somebody kill me
>>29451255
>>29451222
thank you it's almost over now
>tfw no tentacle monsters in real life that will grab your dick and molest you or any plant you can put your dick in
I want to be raped by a plant
>ywn be a women and be raped endlessly by tentacles
>>29451582
I'd love it
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/26/travel/airbnb-discrimination-lawsuit.html?hpw&rref=travel&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&module=well-region®ion=bottom-well&WT.nav=bottom-well
http://archive.is/n9Fks
>>>/pol/robot suck my cock and balls
>>29451137
I'm banned from /pol/ plus this isn't exactly "political".
>>29451102
Why is every facet of 4chan a constant blacl-bashing shitfest? Daily reminder whites can't be robots
Have you ever gone to a strip club, did it make you feel better or worse?
>>29450799
It made me feel desirable but also reminded me I can't keep a girlfriend.
>>29450799
it made me feel worse. I left with full nuts and 100 bucks poorer
>>29450799
Worse because women live life on easy mode and could be goddesses just for existing.
It's not fair
How do women feel when they see their average height and average muscle structure man stand next to a 6ft4 muscle bundle of a beast?
Can they honestly think of their man as a man still? Can they feel protected by that? What happens inside them then?
>>29450405
They 100% want to be impregnated by the stronger male. There's zero way around that. It's biological, it's how their sex drive evolved. Men want to impregnate a woman and protect her until she gives birth. Women want the fitter offspring because they'll be reproducing no matter what. You just fucking hope you got yourself a respectful, emotionally mature and loving woman, anon.
>>29450483
>You just fucking hope
Good luck with that cuckboy.
You gotta put your woman back in her place when she starts acting up like that.
>>29450405
they want chad to pick them up, force their legs open, dominate them and use them like a sextoy. If they get impregnated, they will go back to their inferior male, so they can use him to raise the superior child.
innawoods.net
How would you look in the apocalypse?
Hard mode: only things you own
not that great, but it's what I'd be able to grab and get out of the house with if I only had 15 minutes.
>>29450548
>forgot my image
dumb
I wish I had a gun.
my heroes
>OH MY GOOOOD ANON stacy and I are just emptying our big bladders!
>Stop staring for crying out loud, it's like you've never seen a girl piss over a gallon in public before!
>>29450148
Kill yourself you disgusting degenerate
>>29450148
br...BRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP?
>>29451193
TTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTSTSTSTSS.....SSSSSTSTSTSTS...SSSSSST
Reminder that if you're 6'4+, you're living life on easy mode
6ft4 is lanklet mode.
6ft is the perfect height
>>29450116
I would think so. But they're often the dominant and risk-taking types and can end up with larger responsibilities, etc. Yeah it must be great, but they can screw up pretty bad too. It can be a high fall.
>>29450350
>be 6'4
>be the risk taking type
implying that's not the ultimate path to success in everything
http://genderfluidsupport.tumblr.com/gender/
I have no words for this anymore. To think that some people unironically support this madness...
>>29450085
Where have you been? This stuff has been normal to normies for years now. We're so far into it we're openly supporting muslims.
>>29450085
>linking directly to tumblr
(POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNING) Autigender: a gender that can only be understood in the context of being autistic
Kekd
>that feel when no chin
Who else /receding chin/ here?
It feels so fucking bad to be a chinlet.
pic related
>>29449896
Shut up faggot, it's fine. It's not a STRONG chin, no, but it isn't receded
you dumb cunt
i wonder if the chin gene is related to the "unable to grow meaningful facial hair" gene
>>29450007
dat neckbeard and hairline
shave pls
/b/ needs YOU to help raid the new jewtube trannies video. Please leave a dislike and a mean comment too if you are feeling generous.
>https://youtu.be/dtCyepuLt8Q
The comments are already pretty kekworthy. I hope you all have a great night whether you help or not.
Bump
Sibdosdbhs
>>29449865
I thought /b/ and /r9k/ liked trannies
Go to /pol/
Bump2
'?+##-@9#)#8
I have been awake for about 34 hours, I'm not good at getting to sleep and I wanted to reset my sleeping pattern. It's now 02:25am, do I keep going and try to make it back round to a decent time or try to catch up on sleep now? I'm bored out of my tits because I'm currently NEET. Any of you had experience with this, fuck it dubs decides.. I am willing to go for the world record for "fun". Also is the thing about hair falling out and nails coming off true?
No sleep can fuck you up, but 34 hours isn't too bad.
But don't you want to snuff out the misery of life for 7 hours? Isn't that what sleep is for?
>>29449536
Set an alarm for 6 hours from now.
8:30 is a decent wake up time.
If need be you can fluctuate the time forward or backward one hour every day with no problem hopefully
>>29449536
Stay awake until your body physically forces you to start sleeping. You'll see some sick-ass hallucinations.
>tfw archives are kill
what do we do now? I liked looking back at old posts.
>repost
>shitpost
there's no going back, anon
thank god if it's gone for good, too many cringey posts and stuff people could potentially find me for
>tfw you can't stalk that one guys posts anymore
>Celebrate the 5-year friendship with the girl you lost your kissless virginity to who has had a boyfriend for over three years now while you have wasted your 20s!
Thank you Facebook. Just fucking kill me.
>>29449452
you literally just need to move on but won't, this is YOUR fault
>>29449479
>move on
Having sex with her was a fucking fluke. I ain't ever getting a fluke like that again.
And while my personal life is shit, my professional life is shit as well!
Of course it's my fault, but it's not like I haven't moved on. Nothing else is happening. I missed my chance to make something happen.
>>29449515
you have to get over it man, seriously, whining about "missed opportunities" solves NOTHING. you have to change your world, put yourself out there. don't just mope on what could have been, everyone makes mistakes everyone has to deal with it. the people who actually stop whining and do something are the "normies" this board hates.
At what age did you realise they are ALL sluts? EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
>>29449380
At what age did you realise they are ALL sluts?
19
>>29449380
At what age did you realise they are ALL thristy faggots? EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
puberty. around 12 or so
