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>Cute girl gets tattoos/piercings
whats wrong with sluts marking themselves as such
I don't think its a big deal, they can be done tastefully
>>29432973
What's wrong with nipple piercings, Anon?
How can you expect to get a gf when you dont even love yourself?
>he thinks a gf will cure his depression
>>29432880
>He thought getting surgery to fix a deformed bodypart will fix social anxiety
>>29432880
>smoker
>getting harder to breathe
>continue smoking anyway
I deserve to suffer.
alright it's 5AM and it's time for bed.
night night slaves, enjoy your torture.
bye.
>>29432728
Thisis a good bedtime.
>>29432728
>tfw it's 5 am and I got work at 8 but can't sleep cause to much adderal.
How I envy the neet right now. Time to take more speed I guess..
>>29432728
Yeah, except I've taken a week off after my exams.
I'm actually looking forward to going to work next Monday. It'll be good to earn some money and not be bored.
But good for you neetcuck! You noticed that time is a thing! Now if you manage to remember what day it is, you might be able to shape up into something vaguely resembling a functioning adult!
Who knows? Maybe one day soon you'll buy your own tendies? The sky's the limit for you, buddy!
>tfw no friends
>tfw can't stop obsessing over people who used to be friends
How do I stop this?
>>29432339
Obligatory kys faggot
>>29432339
Don't know. I've forgotten all my friends. I barely even remember their names, let alone what they were like. The idea of people voluntarily spending time with me seems so odd.
>>29432339
Spend more timr withotudbsthos dfriend foforgetaboutemd
How do i stop thinking about her?
It has been almost a year now since i was dumped and i know for a fact she doesnt give a shit about me... Why cant i just let her go?
Same boat except going on two years.
Protip: you'll never stop. Wish I were still a KV.
>>29432028
I agree, kv robots are having it much easier.
Experiencing true happiness and then having it taken away forever is the hardest torture a robot can know.
>>29432015
>It has been almost a year now since i was dumped
This is what /r9k/ has come to in 2016. You chose this fate, robots
would you be more attractive in the eyes of your local girls if you turn out to be a murderer ?
does even this amount of violence attract girls ?
>>29431975
please respond famalampais
Interesting question anon. I mean if you were a known killer, at least they would actually know who you are, so it probably would increase your chances.
Of course, for every girl that did like you, there would be hundreds who didn't.
>>29432346
that would be alot better than now
>Oneities give me her half eaten sandwich to eat
>her saliva is still technically on the sandwich
Do you think she like me?
Am I still a kv?
>>29431909
yeah dude you're no longer a virgin congratulations
>>29431909
Give her the ol spitshine
>>29431909
>Do you think she like me?
In the way a stranger likes a homeless guy.
>Am I still a kv?
Yes.
>tfw you will never be in Clan Nutsy
why even live
>>29431688
>not changing the default clan name
You are everything that's wrong with the fucking world. If I see you in the fucking street, I will end you.
ffta was shit xd
>>29431721
I'll like to see you try faggot, i'll air render your ass from 3 panels away. Bitch boy
>want to be around people
>hate most people
>want to be alone
>don't want to feel lonely
>love the outdoors
>hate going outside
>>29431647
That's quite the normie tier post lad
How do we get a girlfriend?
by waiting for the virtual reality revolution
Become Russia
>>29431432
why do you even want a girlfriend?
personal space?
>>29431401
what is personal space
>>29431401
1 personal space
2 personal space
3 get out of my personal space
4 personal space
5 personal space
6 who is in my personal space
You know, I really care about personal space
>>29432053
don't bring some shitty tv show into this thread
this thread is to discuss personal space
do you have access to personal space? do you enjoy personal space? etc
Why are so many chicks nowadays "make-up artist"?
Because it sounds better than full-time narcissistic alcoholic and recreational drug user.
>>29431398
because everything about women is made up. they're just fuck sacs that make more men and cry for resources.
>>29431556
Top lel
Fucking toasted
>tfw 31 y.o. & have a Facebook account
>tfw been starting to see HS friends get married
>28 y.o
my YOUNGER sister already got married 2 years ago
>>29431153
>27 y.o.
my YOUNGER sister has already been married TWICE
>>29431143
kekd at tshirt
Is wanting to be sad normal, robots?
>>29431083
no, because if you have ever been sad, you'll know that being sad isn't fun.
This probably means you've never been sad, anon.... My doctor's reccomendation is going to a feels thread.
>>29431083
You're just bored and want emotion to replace your lack of substance.
>>29431716
This anon knows what he's talking about. Your life is meaningless and you lack an identity. You've watched movies/anime/tv etc and you've noticed that the 'cool' characters tend to be sad, brooding, and have some dark past. To fill the emptiness, you've taken up this identity, except you don't have a dark past. You're just a victim of social feminization, and the comforts of modern living, among other things.
>>29431664
This anon doesn't.
I SIMPLY WANT TO HAVE SOMEONE OR SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29431082
haha too bad! you were born into a meaningless universe!
glorious, supple boypussy
>>29431082
LIVE FOR UNITINU
DIE FOR UNITINU
BREED FOR UNITINU
