Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1232. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1232. page
>tfw other guys are starting to talk to the new girl at work that I've been eyeing for the last month
Guys, what the fuck do I do? The other guys who are trying to advance with her are less attractive than me.
I've told her to have a good night before and she smiled, told me to have a good night, then looked down while still smiling. I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm attractive, but is just shy and won't approach me.
"he who hesitates masturbates"
>just shy and won't approach me
If she won't approach you, the "more attractive" man in the workplace, she sure for shit won't approach the "uglier" guy.
Here's how girls work, OP.
You talk for a week, then you ask them out. If it has been past seven days, you are fucking over. It will NOT work. N O T _ W O R K
If it hasn't been a week since you met, have a few more full conversations, or have a fucking conversation, and right before they see you as a numale beta friend, sweep them off their feet and fucking make their vagina wetter than Florida and ask them out, go on a date, then fuck after two dates.
>that awkward feel when you know your boss is fucking the new girl
She's a plain jane. Guess boss man has to get some pussy some time in his life.
Take it from me robots
I thought I escaped my hell for a brief moment
I fucked it up so fast you couldn't believe
There's no crawling your way out. Ever.
Lost a home, my only friends, and the one person I thought I loved. She was my first everything. Now it's over. 3 weeks. What a joke. Take my advice and stay in your homes or tie your nooses. Life ain't meant for our kind.
How'd this happen?
>>29428960
Is the spin off worth it?
I played space funeral like 4-5 years ago and it was really good
At least you had friends and a partner you gigantic normalshit.
In 2016 your competition is the WHOLE INTERNET
Just LOL if you think you can compete against Instagram or Tinder Chads
Women would rather masturbate while browsing Chad's Instagram than fuck a sub7 guy
Besides, they can always get to fuck such Chads IRL if they want to. They will just message them and arrange a fuck meeting.
It was waaaay easier to get laid before the internet/social media era
Before the internet/social media era, women didn't know where to look for Chads.
And the chance that there will be a Chad in their social circle was very very small.
So, they had no choice but to fuck sub7 guys.
Before the internet/social media era, women were not fully aware of their insane SMV and power.
In 2016 they are literally getting SHOWERED with attention and sex/date offers every time they log on to the internet.
If they want to fuck, they will just find the nearest Chad on the internet and fuck him. They will not bother with sub7s.
>tfw you're a 10/10 chad who can't get laid
Its not as easy as you think bro. Women don't give a shit about how I look because I have no game at all.
>>29428895
I can promise you you're no higher than a 7/10
>>29428909
this
>>29428895
>i-im a 10/10
nice try lad
>Anon, why do you eat your lunches in the bathroom?
>>29428545
Multitasking, obviously.
>I'm sure your friends will start showing up soon, sweetie
That is pretty fucking weird, brah
Hello /r9k/, I need a little advice:
>be me
>have a couple of friends who I've been hanging out with since highschool
>pretty much my only friends, for that matter
>we often play vidya together
>constantly shit on me
>these faggots are supposed to be my "friends" yet it seems as if they just keep me around as that one guy that neither ever really liked
>always insist that I play with them just so they can verbally harras me
>this has been going on for almost two years
>It's gotten to the point where I'm pratically at the border line of insanity, actually consider going homicidal
>don't want to just tell them to fuck off or anything, the harrasment will only get worse, >also again, they're my only friends.
What should I do /r9k/? Also sorry for the fucking blog, I desperatly need some adivce.
HELLO ITS DOUG DIMMADOME
THATS RIGHT DOUG DIMMADOME OF THE DIMMSDALE DIMMADOME IS HERE
YOU, YOU FUCKING PATHETIC PIECE OF MEAT, NEED TO MAN THE FUCK UP. HONESTLY, WHERE DID WE GO WRONG IN SOCIETY THAT OUR CHILDREN DONT KNOW IF THEY HAVE A DISPUTE WITH SOME NORMIES THEY HAVE TO COME TO MY DIMMADOME TO SETTLE A FIGHT?
JUST COME ON DOWN TO MY SILLY DIMMSDALE DIMMADOME, OWNED BY ME, DOUG DIMMADOME, AND kill them
>>29428520
It's the same thing with me man. My friends constantly joke about my insecurities to the point where I almost fucking lose it. Everyone else at my uni is a total fucking sperglord. They don't dog each other at all, but I'm always the guy who gets made fun of.
>>29428520
your mates are cunts
they see you as an emotional punchbag and you allow it
even worse you have them over your house and i bet you pander to them to keep their freindship..they dont respect you
tell them to get FUCKED! threaten to murder them even
get in shape and get active...dont let depression get the better of you
heed this advice or regret ignoring it in a decade when you are still a pathetic piece of shit who puts up with being bullied by your own "mates"
is my mom hot?
here she is with her best friends
>>29428428
id fuck them all
i'd kind of feel guilty fucking the outer two though as they look derpy
>>29428428
You asked this the other day, stop posting this poor woman you freakazoid.
>>29428459
you are dense my man
I think I might have tongue tie and that's why I can't roll my r's. Can anyone confirm?
You have a bit of one, everyone does, I have a pretty bad one, but I have no problem of rolling them.
>>29428344
I think everyone has that, tongue ties are when it's nearer the front
yeah looks a bit short. mine was cut when I was 15 (wouldn't recommend it)
>tfw you realize again after a few years that you're reading thousands of posts every hour written by anonymous posters, who could literally be anyone in the world right now.
>>29427945
I realize this every time I come here.
Thats why we all should be here actually.
This would have been funny if you used a trip.
>wondering if all the shit I read on 4chan was a book, how many pages it would have been
>it would be some insane compilation of all possible human emotions
>>29427945
RAPE HER! BERNIE KEK
>tfw came on a gnome with tits
>>29427611
That's pretty fucked up. (This coming from a lolicon.)
>>29427611
Fuck you, i just remembered that day someone stole my garden gnome.
But why would you do that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y60vXd-tWDA
Anyone have any original thoughts to share? My friend said the dude is known for pimping white girls.
>>29427506
Nice BB gun OP, are you going to rob a grocery store?
>>29427615
naw bro thats definitely a glock .40
>>29427615
no fucking shit, it says "BB" right there on the gun. I just keep it around because it all metal and kind of vintage and cool.
BLOOOOODDDDD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BUT WE NEED MORE SACRIFICES
LEAD THE IMPERIAL LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER, BRING KHORNE HIS FILL OR ILL WRING WHAT I NEED FROM YOUR BROKEN BODIES
U WOT
WAAAAAAUUUUUGH
>>29427142
Get out of here you filthy heretic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT4OAXPQQJ0
What is the plan for the human race once the Earth's desu reserves run dry?
We need to fund the research for self sustaining memes.
That's why the nips pronounce it "dess"
It helps to keep overdesulation down
I do my best to recycle and copy paste my desus from older posts.
>>29427233
Checked and keked
Blops
>JK Rowling was destitute and on the verge of homelessness when suddenly she had her billion dollar idea
I am like her, right?
>>29426701
>woman with children
>in bongland
>homeless
your better than her anon
>>29426701
>Rowling signed up for welfare benefits, describing her economic status as being "poor as it is possible to be in modern Britain, without being homeless."
I wish I was like her, someone else paying for all my life mistakes and giving me a free ride so i can take the time off and write.
Unfortunately, when you're a guy in a shit country, you have to work or kill yourself.
>call of work
>immediately filled with regret
>>29426546
what is this wojaks story?
I know that. I can't call off work without feeling so bad I can't enjoy it.
>tfw natural slave
>>29427439
He's building a cuckshed you autist
Greentext Thread: if you could have any unique superpower what would it be ?
>Ill start in like 10 mins but for now heres some oc pepe
>I want to be invisible so I don't feel bad when people dont notice me
> jk brb lol zomg
>>29425971
>be able to play music in my head without a phone or headphones
>I mean I couldnt kind of do it now but not that good
>>29426253
Another successful thread :)
>necromancy
>bring back adam lanza, my one true manza <3
