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>be me
>own a big company
>tfw I can literally fire and ruin someone's life permanently in just a few seconds
>tfw the only work I have to do is deposit money from my bank into my pockets
>tfw I can laugh at wageslaves and neetcucks all day while everyone is suffering with dead end jobs, poverty and subhuman tier lives.
>>29439685
anon has that daydream again
What's your point? Marx has pointed this out 150 years ago.
Whats the context of that picture lads?
hey anon why don't you ever leave your dorm room
>>29439616
>First year at university
>Get room 3 weeks later than everyone else
>To scared to meet new housemates (there are 6 others)
>Go three months without seeing them
>Leave room for lectures at weird times, so as to not run into them in hallway
>One firday night near christmas, ~1am
>Everyone has just got back from night out and are loud and drunk in kitchen
>Fire alarm goes off
>Shit
>Wait for them all to leave, then go outside
>Everyone in building is congregated outside
>Slip into crowd so they can't see me
>One of them points at me and shouts
>"Look it's mystery anon"
>Everyone looks at me, hear them talking to each other
>Don't know what to do, just smile and nod at him
>"Look everyone it's mystery anon!"
>Fire alarm stops
>Everyone is distracted by it
>Slip away
>Go to physics department and sit in bathroom that doesn't get locked
>Wait until 4am, so I know they have all gone to bed
Dropped out shortly after.I fucking hate myself
>first year at uni
>get paired with nu-male socialite english major
>i'm in engineering but i read as a hobby
>he's a total fraud and his favorite book is the hunger games
>his friends come and pre-drink wine in my room before going to parties while i browse /r9k/ and /lit/ and /sci/ with headphones on
>i drop out after one term
>>29439763
>"Look everyone it's mystery anon!"
I laugh because I relate.
*GAAAAAHHHFFFGGGG*
*AAAAARRRGGHHHHHAA*
FUCKING NIGGERS
*NNNGGGFFFFTTTT*
>tfw not many black ppl where I live
>tfw the few black ppl aren't the annoying ones u always hear about
>>29439596
>>29439622
We have these really pale negros with straight hair where I live. They are almost as bad as the dark ones and are a scourge on oriental communities.
>>29439596
You know there are caucasoids with dark skin, right?
>he talks about his ex
>he discusses gender politics
>he pays more attention to video games than to you
>he is a virgin
>he lives with his parents
>he uses android
lmao
>he's a pothead
When do you guys plan on ending it?
>>29439470
i wanna have sex first
>>29439470
When you give me a blowjob NEETfaggot
>>29439470
maybe january 2018 if life becomes more unbearable than it's now
Why do Chads never seem to own their own businesses? or strike out on their own?
They always seem to be shit like team leaders or in middle management positions, never bosses or senior management. You'd think with normie confidence and few visible issues they'd rise eventually but that rarely happens.
Apart from the few ones who do trading (they are still at the mercy of the markets) they seem to fall apart when put under individual pressure to succeed, why is this?
>>29439327
because they're lazy amoral hedonists
>>29439327
If Chads aren't the ultimate bosses, who are?
Chad is just a robot who knows how to manipulate bitches, thats why.
>Graduate with a master's degree
>Can't get a good job because I don't have enough experience
>Can't get an entry-level job because I'm overqualified
>Wife is working over time to support both of us
>She resents me
Should I just kill myself? Was my whole adult life just leading to this point?
Just lie on your resume if you're overqualified my man
>>29439318
>>29439306
this desu but don't fuck it up
otherwise they won't hire you because your also a liar
>>29439306
>he fell for the STEM meme
lmao, good goi
>tfw you're tranneet
>>29439040
This is a swig thread, please tell OP how much of a faggot it is and sage.
>>29439040
Thisis better than trans-wagecuck.
You made a thread already. Back to /lgbt/ faggot.
What would you do if you were in prison r9k? Let's say you just had 5 years
I'd probably just kill myself t.b.h.
Definitely not kms, m8. As long as it's not the supermax, I think I could do ok in prison. Just keep to myself, do my time. And, in 5 years, I'll still be pretty set. Most of my stuff runs on autopilot these days.
>>29439018
Read books, play chess, work out. Might be good for me desu.
>>29439018
spam normie memes in prison everywhere
I WANT TO GET LAID
I WANT INFINITE SEX
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO DIFFICULT
lol juss b yorself
If all you want is sex just get a hooker. It's what I did. Wasn't worth the hype.
>>29439097
It wasn't worth the hype because you did it with a hooker.
It's different if you do it with someone who's actually into it.
Smart chads also hate women too, but in a different, accepting and more experienced way. Only betas dont hate women.
Well, yeah.
You start seeing past the vagina and boobs after you've stuck your dick in them 3 times a day for 5 years.
>>29439049
What about the ass?
>>29439065
She would never do that she's a"good girl".
Why does vaping get such a bad rap?
Because it's ironic
I use carrot flavored vape and everyone calls me gay. I hate it.
>>29438615
If you came to this board expecting answers, such a fool you must be. This is a tomb where words of gut twisting hatred, soul crushing loss, and mind numbing solitude echo; we are here to release what the world has bestowed, not absorb it.
This place, to which some call home, is an instrument of emotional vivisection; a tool to remove the leeches named despair and self-malice which society had afflicted those they deemed a lesser.
To prosper here, one must learn balance by relishing in the disdain of those who post revilement, all the while purging cancerous thoughts that plague the heart. The touchless miserables here are not bound by this physical plane, but materialize through posts of written language behind the mask of anonymity. Make use of these robot readers so others may share your misery; articulate the burden of your weathered spirit who knows not the warmth and joy of an amorous bond.
Then learn to laugh along with the nihilists, gluttons, and the cursed; banter with the villains, the whores, the sick and perverse. In this dark corner of the interwebs, they are your cruel companions, your cohorts of self depravity; all bonded together as faceless rejects who world has forsaken.
So go and run, Opie, leave our secret club. You may yet have a chance to escape untainted from the emotive parasites which thrive in this board. May you never know the bedevilment which captivates us; the vexation of memetic imagery arousing mans most primitive sins. For I am envious, Opie, my path led to damnation. Forsaken was I, a worthless cretin; condemned to bear witness to the fleeting years of my priceless youth fade and my mortal vessel rot with age. This board has imprisoned me; sealing me away to a fate of endless decay, forever bickering among the other wretches of this cyberspace cafe for the socially aborted.
On my search for a meta, galactic, dmt-fueled discussion, I decided to just make a thread.
Please post anything regaurding theories on outer space or anything to do with psychedelics or super powers.
Recreational Drugs is for schmucks
Pic is related. Taken with a 360 Lenz in my own bedroom.
>>29438561
Im kidding anon
Dbfdhfd
Does anyone here play with their dick for hours?
Not as in jack off but, just rub the foreskin and occasionally jack it then stop then play with it again. This can go on for hours and I just can't seem to stop it.
>>29438457
Are you me?
gzskf
>>29438485
It appears so.
<<original>>
>>29438457
It's an autistic trait called stimming. You have autism
Google the rest if you care enough to know more
Has anyone used odysseyware for spanish 2? Im in summer school as a senior and i just wanna get this shit done. Thanks to anyone
>>29438455
Ahahaha fuckin Odysseyware is for dumbasses that can't get shit right the first time around. Have fun spending 5 hours in a cold ass classroom by yourself.
>>29438621
Thanks man ): i have summer schhool but hella of my friends are here so its okay.
I speak English, Spanish and Finnish.
How can I help you?
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