Foolproof way to learn any language:
>learn 3 hundred most common words
>read newspapers
>watch tv
>you will pick up on the subtle nuances of sentence structure
You are now a master of the language
Works every time!
Find a flaw.
>>29449269
>Find a flaw.
I get tired five minutes into the first day of this routine, give up, and never learn anything i.e. the same flaw every other approach to learning a language has.
>>29449301
Use fIashcards
>>29449364
thanks for having my back based anon
Is college a huge meme? Can't you just learn what you need on your own if you are motivated to do well in college while not taking 3,000 retarded general knowledge classes and getting cucked by student loans?
Fuck working anyways. I don't want to be a slave.
Yes you can, but jobs only recognize that 9 billion dollar piece of paper for some reason.
>>29449227
>Can't you just learn what you need on your own if you are motivated to do well in college while not taking 3,000 retarded general knowledge classes and getting cucked by student loans?
In many cases, yes. But this only actually happens if you can motivate yourself into actually doing everything you need without the pressure of maintaining grades.
Furthermore, in many cases you can find employment in fields without the degree. But again, this only happens if you actually...
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Yeah you can. For some reason I can never focus in classes so I learn everything by myself by just reading the textbook. None of my professors ever taught me anything, they only provided the materials to read and that's it.
How the fuck do I stop being a cuckold?
I don't want to go into details but I'm about to lose everything if I don't quit this idiotic fetish. Cuck porn is seriously destroying my brain.
>>29448952
>some redo'd my pepe
i knew it was only a matter of time
>>29448983
It's a nice pepe friend. You should feel proud.
stop watching the porn then you dumbass. stop watching porn all together. go on a fuckin porn cleanse. try meditating on something other than you dick for once in your life.
>the year is 2016
>TWENTY FUCKING SIXTEEN
>STILL no flying cars
>STILL no real jet packs
>STILL no sprawling futuristic metropolises
>STILL no interstellar travel
>STILL no cyborgs, androids, cool gene modification
>STILL no AI
>STILL no practical robots
>instead...
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we probably need to stop wasting so much time and energy on race wars and gender wars.
we might see somereal progress after that.
>>29448835
science is advancing, anon
if you expect it to be easy and you can get to be a hoverboard riding meme wizard you're deluded
you need to learn to code or something
We need a new pope to achieve world domination, and change all laws to follow church teaching. It would be a glorious regime of family values.
>tfw people think the joke you made was immature or overboard and not realizing you were making fun of people who make that type of joke
DONT WORRY GUYS HAHA I WILL KILL MYSELF TONIGHT YOU WONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME DOING THAT AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>29448747
so you dont know how to be ironic?
>>29448778
its not irony so much as mockery
>ironically making jokes about women around other women
never goes well desu
ITT:Robot bible verses
"There is one, and there is no second; yea, he has neither son nor brother, and there is no end to all his toil."-Ecclesiates 4:7
>>29448711
>And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? that is to say, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?
Matthew 27:46
>>29448754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C16eiQH06RE
>"Jesus wept."
John 11:35
I was drunk I told my dad that I have no life, no friend, no nothing
Now I'm in my bed crying what did I did that pls kill meeeeeeeeeeee
>>29448694
How did he handle this surprising news?
Well he told me that he knew it :))))))))))
>>29448694
holy fucking shit i never thought i'd see the day
the day one of my shitty pepes got repostedalso that sucks
I am going to die having accomplished absolutely nothing in ligr
>>29448603
life*
original flavor lays potato chips
So will everybody else
I feel ya brother. I'm feeling it hard right now.
Could someone redpill me on commas and semicolons, /r9k/?
>;_;
>._.
>,_,
all they're good for
Commas are a good way to list, show, and give examples of things.
They're also a good way to add a thought/summary to your sentence, just like that.
Semicolons are exactly what you see. A period and a comma, so you can say they're something in between. They're used for adding that one thought that could be another sentence; many authors use them in that way.
>>29448510
Commas separate dependent from independent clauses, unless used with a coordinating conjunction.
Semicolons join two independent clauses.
>been sick all day
>playing a score match in love live
>have a full combo going
>ohshit
>feel guts fall out on me, rumblings within
>need to go to the bathroom asap, don't want to fuck up full combo
>decide to hole it for the remaining minute of the song
>going good
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Don't know what else to say OP, other than it made me super hard.
what the fuck is wrong with you man
orginal
did you kiss your shit before you said goodbye to it
>tfw I am the only conscious one on this board and everyone else is just sheep
>>29448247
post moar then
>conscious
You mean paranoid and/or special snowflake?
this board has gone from shit with the occasional good thread to utter, irredeemable shit. failed plebbit normies as far as the eye can see, whos idea of fun is mocking the board as if that makes them better than people. i saw someone mocking a person who liked the comfy yellow streetlights. there are no more comfy threads, just failed normies asking robots for advice for the lulz and to post on reddit.
its embarassing but i don't have anywhere else to go
>diarrhea at 4am
>>29448136
3am here boi
Taking a shit while browsing on my phone atm
Good luck OP
>>29448136
I hate nightshitting but i love falling asleep after that
Dont drink water, it will worsen it even more
Quads will get Stanley Dickpic
>>29448115
stanley didnt tripfag i dont even think that was his name god i miss him
>>29448115
rolling forstan
>>29448115
i really love these Stanley threads, their one of the last bastions against the normal fags
also, roll
Theres a normie copying my style
why do they do this?
Buy certain clothes
wear certain hats
wear certain shoes
listen to certain music
Drive a certain car
im a robot but im actually a failed normie
iv had people in my life follow the trends i set only for them to say they are the originators
w2c this hoodie?
What have they done?!?
Original comment is original
>>29448055
how do i obtain memegear?
ITT: We feel feels we've never felt before
>asked girl i liked out
>she said no
>i was fine with it, moved on
>she messages me with this long rant about how she thinks i was led on and she didn't mean it
>tell her i wasn't and i have no issue with her
>it goes on
>WELL I AM SORRY BUT I WOULD NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU
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>>29447837
She wants to emotionally torture you. It's what women do with males they hate.
>>29447837
>>29448007 exactly this. She's hoping you're desperate enough to become a beta orbiter she can abuse, use as an emotional tampon, and exploit. You dodged a bullet. Stay pure familam, wizardry awaits the righteous.