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I've been deeply depressed for so long that I don't even get any pleasure in being happy.
Just distract yourself with movies and cartoons, that makes me forget about things in the moment.
up until the movie/cartoon ends that is.
>>29438179
I do too but sometimes I happily embrace the horribleness of life for all it is.
The fact that I get to die and every asshole on Earth is left to deal with the shit I've left behind is a good feeling.
Just b urself
oregano
>tfw sweet, gentle virgin bf
>tfw he is unspoiled and hasn't had his heart broken by other girls
>tfw seeing his confidence with me grow every day
>tfw building a life together step by step
Honestly, fembots, if you're here - find a nice, virgin, robot bf. You have to invest a little work to build up their confidence, but you'll end up with a sincere and caring partner.
awsum. take it easy you two
>>29438173
living the dream, senpai
>>29438173
There's still hope for some of us then.
IM NOT RACIST OR ANYTHING BUT WHY DO I FIND INTERACIAL RELATIONSHIPS AND PORN DISGUSTING?
>>29438030
>WHITE ON WHITE
THATS ALRIGHT
>BLACK DICK IN A WHITE CHICK
AINT NO COOL TRICK
>WHITE DICK BLACK CHICK
MOM WONT SAY WHAT THE FRICK
>BLACK ON BLACK
THATS FINE BUT STAY THE FUCK BACK
>>29438030
because ur racist teebh
I'm getting tired of getting bombarded on xvideos with black dick, not cool senpai
>Splitting greentext stories into more than one post
The whole point of greentexting a story is to concisely tell it.
>>29437787
...there is a limit to the amount of text you can put into one post, anon.
>>29437817
I know that. If a story is told in a manner meant to be short, if you have to continue it you're doing it wrong.
>>29437842
5 posts of greentext is still shorter than 20 pages of normal text.
Would you date a scene girl? What would you do if this girl asked you on a date?
>>29437439
Probably stutter and run away.
>Would you date a scene girl? What would you do if this girl asked you on a date?
"Do you know we're not in 2006 anymore?
![-Sk8er-Boi-MV-screencaps-HQ-let-go-19784384-800-600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FmIM1q5.jpg "-Sk8er-Boi-MV-screencaps-HQ-let-go-19784384-800-600[1]")
>>29437439
There are no scene girls left.
The only girls dressed like that are feminists trying to look edgy.
They really killed that look.
>tfw you will never be able to date a qt3.14 emo/goth/scene girl
WHERE IS MY PUNK ROCK SK8ER GRL!
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
SHALL. NOT. BE. INFRINGED.
2nd amendment allowed cannons and shit in the hands of civilians to repel British and other tyrannical elements. those are arguably more destructive than assault rifles.
Please fuck off to >>>/pol/
gun rights are probably the only good thing about mainstream american politics
Im gonna try to touch this redhead tomorrow at work
I swear im gonna do it
Butt grab at least
>>29437099
Ew, anon. That's rude as fuck.
I've never been a footfag, but I'd lick those feet
>>29437099
slip a finger innere while you're at it pardner
>wake up
>ah, a whole day before me
>wait how the fuck did 12 hours already pass? I didn't even get to do anything!
How the fuck does this keep happening?
Check your web browser history
>>29437069
If he has it set to clear, it'll be like that time never existed for him.
>>29437085
I'm always browsing incognito.
Help me /r9k/
Is it weird to piss at a urinal with your balls out as support?
Also who /stage-fright-when-another-person-walks-in-here/ then awkwardly stand there knowing full well your piss isn't making a sound but even though you didn't go yet and still need to go you leave the toilet to avoid looking weird and spending a long time at the urinal
>>29436974
>Is it weird to piss at a urinal with your balls out as support?
Nah.
>>29436974
Is having a bipod to steady your rifle weird? Well is it?
>only person i communicate regularly with turns out to have been lying about his entire life for almost five years
>told all his friends one of my darkest secrets i told him after spending weeks working up the nerve
>they make fun of me and so does he
>can't tell him to fuck off because he's the only thing i have
i fucking hate normies
>>29436447
>have to tell someone your "life story" and "secrets"
you're a failed normie. robots would know that's pointless bullshit. what did you do.
They are his friends, not yours, so why do you care?
-slp
>>29436574
because when i told him he made fun of me for it and gave me shit about it
the only reason i even found out about the lying thing is because one of his friends sent me a message because he felt bad for me
I'm so fucking horny.
I can't stop thinking about girls. I wanna fap so bad. I hate girls but I can't stop thinking about them. Arrrrghhhh.... help me. I don't want to feel horney anymore.
I want to focus on my hobbies. 5 minutes later, my cock is rising... rising..... stop cock stop. I don't want this. I want a clear mind. I want freedom from women. Damn primate brain. Evolve damn you
"""Evolving""" to not want sex would actually be a negative trait
>>29436106
how many times do you masturbate per day?
>>29436222
Generally at night to help fall asleep.
In the day I avoid fapping to the best of my ability but sometimes if i get triggered in the street by a hot piece of ass who should get raped, i can fap up to 5 times in a day, but this happens around once every 2 weeks
>Single father releases heartbreaking image of his newborn baby daughter with his partner hours before she died from fit caused by pre-eclampsia
>Sarah Cunningham, 37, died after suffering fit brought on by pre-eclampsia
>Partner Steve Elsby took photo of her with newborn baby before her death
>He has now opened up about the struggles he has faced as a single father
>The photo is treasured possession for him and five-year-old daughter Sam
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3649778/Single-father-releases-heartbreaking-image-newborn-baby-daughter-partner-hours-died-fit-caused-pre-eclampsia.html
>>29435839
>partner
Gross, they weren't even married.
I seriously despise anyone who isn't an antinatalist, what the fuck
HAHAHA ROASTIE BTFO
http://nypost.com/2016/06/08/shocking-study-reveals-millennials-dont-like-doing-stuff/
Yeah I sort have noticed this. I'm ostracized BECAUSE I have goals and ambitions. It's weird.
The best thing to do is stop caring and do what you want and hopefully meet some decent people along the way.
>>29435867
meet decent people?
i stop caring long before, but now watching first hand this beautiful cancer getting passed is amazing.
>>29435867
That's a crabs-in-a-bucket mentality. I highly recommend that you find a new group of friends.
>have a dream about her again
Why?? I haven't spoken to her in years and have no way of reconnecting. We even reconciled in the dream and were together. What is this torture and what does it all mean?
bump this shit really put me in an emotional flux today
When no other girls are attractive to you anymore, how does that make fucking evolutional sense? Is my misery proof of god
learn how to write music, write a good album, win her back.
>inb4 good meme
>actually not kidding
>literally several years into my plan for this
>its actually working.
Who /freshoutofhighschool/ here?
>tfw didn't poop myself in school
>tfw didn't vomit in school
>tfw didn't fart audibly or smelly
My worse fears are over. Now all I have to do is not pee my bed in college.
>>29435736
>i did all of those things
thankfully i didn't go to college, i would have ended up embarrassing myself even more and then dropping out anyways
just kill me senpai
>>29435736
>>tfw didn't poop myself in school
I accidentally shit myself once because apparently my pants weren't pulled all the way clear. Also pissed myself during a test I thought I could just wing it.
>>tfw didn't vomit in school
Didn't vomit in front of anyone at least.
>>tfw didn't fart audibly or smelly
Blamed it on someone else. Got him bullied until graduation.
>shit myself in 9th grade art class
>it was, thank god, final period so i moved as little as possible so it wouldn't stir up the smell and they'd just think i farted
>people gradually move away from me during class
>look down at the chair and there's some shit
>tie my jacket around my waist and cry all the way home
>vomited in elementary school while sick because parents did not have money to feed me and i needed the free lunches so they sent me to school anyways
>kids all stayed away from me like i had some contagious AIDs disease the rest of elementary school
>go hungry for two days because they wouldn't let me come to school
>farted on three separate occasions in high school when i dozed off and it slipped out
>literally become petrified all day due to social anxiety and just pretend it never happened all 3 times
>the second time some guy kept laughing because i had interrupted the teacher with my fart
war is hell
