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The ghosts are in my room.
>>29447742
here is a banishment spell
There's a ghost in my house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRhljKNxWHw
How is it possible?grdy
fembots, why don't you look like her
>>29447671
Because I'm not a fat unhealthy piece of shit
>>29447671
I'd be happy to suck them tits t.b.h f.a.m
>>29447671
Cause I actually work out and don't stuff my face with iced coffees and chocolate all day.
Why doesn't she take off the apron? cause her repulsive stomach would distract from her ugly tits
Would you still consider your girlfriend a virgin if she had five previous relationships, in which she sucked her ex-boyfriend's cocks and grinded on their cocks with her bare pussy but never got vaginally penetrated so she still had a hymen? Is this any better than girls who had vaginal sex?
I know Ill be called a cuck, but sure.
I've sucked 3 different pussies and had my dick inside 2 anuses.
Why should I give her any different treatment as a fellow degenerate.
>>29447445
Same here. My girlfriend sucked cocks, but I also got blowjobs and licked pussy before her, so it's an even playing field. The only difference is that hers were in longterms relationships, so she did way more cumulative oral than I did.I sucked cock in the past too, and she has no idea, so i win :)
>>29447445
This. I think its only cuck if you're the one who didn't get sex (like majority of this board) but if you had more or equal amount of sex partners as her, its fair game. I fucked 3 girls and my gf only had sex with one guy who she dated for over a year and he was noticeably uglier then me. I could care less cause I got my sex in.
Have you ever thought that prison sentences for some crimes are too long or too short?
Mention it ITT
Yeah, mostly for drug related offenses. Of course if the laws were fair, niggers could just get rich off of dope dealing without much of a risk, and we can't have that.
all niggers should receive the death penalty for dealing drugs
>>29447467
Yeah, even when I was young, I was thinking about how crazy high the penalties for having weed and stuff are.
At least in some places, it's loosening up a bit.
I've realized that I'm a pathetic, weak, disgusting person. I have no motivation to better myself and no goals. My only hobbies are jerking off to shitty hentai and crying. What's next?
sell you body to stronger men
>>29447412
I'm overweight and covered in scars, nobody wants that
just b urself senfam
How do you define a 'good' bf?
Beyond the gentleman stereotype.
rich, handsome, ball-less, totally submissive, caters to my every whim 24/7
>>29447194
define "good" first
He preps the bull :^)
>sissy boys that take hormone pills hijacked your board.
How does it feel to be so weak and beta, even trannies can steal your frogposting board?
>>29446366
never trust /lgbt/ posters because they all are normalfaggets, literally, reminder
r9k is still a safehaven for actual robot mtf's and that will always be true until 4chinz is ded kid
>>29446366
Hey there's literally nothing wrong with mtf
I think all men should do it
The world would be a better place
>>29446366
Can't steal something I dont own. If faggots wanna post here whatever. Also how would you even stop it lol.
Lets play a game of porn bingo. Who have you fapped to? Which one of you is the biggest porn addict?
You posted my board, OP.
>fapping to Western girls
theres an amazing scene with angelina valentine and rebecca linares that this bingo has just reminded me of. i'm going to dl it now thanks op
>>29446214
I've never fapped to a porn star before so there's no point in filling one of these out. Why would you when there's so much better 2d content available?
>just went down stairs
>landlord saw me as I was going into the kitchen
>come back upstairs
>mfw I can't remember if I had clothes on or not
FUCK.
>>29446177
>>mfw I can't remember if I had clothes on or not
Do you have alzheimer's?
>>29446356
I don't think so. It's just that when I made the thread I didn't have clothes on, and it was directly after going downstairs.
>>29446409
Have a cheeky wank m8 and don't worry about it
Why are traps so lewd?
>>29445957
They've made their fetish their lifestyle.
>>29445957
lgbtqabcdef people are controlled by their genitals and nothing else. they are sex first and everything else last. all of it is a choice or a mental disorder with only sexual pleasure as a concern
>>29446015
this tbqh w/u senpai. not to mention the fact that their fetish lifestyle is openly tolerated and even celebrated by society because they're 'so strong and brave'. honestly i don't even mind the classic transsexuals that cross-dressed in their spare time bc they knew it was degenerate and it was just a bit of fun. however this new wave of transgenderism is just completely fucked and the only mental illness we as a society actively go along with rather than try to treat
I can't cry anymore.
Very hard faggot
>>29445871
get drunk m8 and let the tears roll
>>29445871
Drink more water. I get this as well sometimes and I assure you it's not because I grow up emotionally.
>...anon, is it? from next door? hi.. um lol were you looking at our butts? omg maria he's blushing! jajaja are you ok anon?
Uh oh...I feel a tingly in my pants...
MOOOOOMMYY IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!!
>>29445751
>Trump wants to deport this
baka desu
>>29445780
Retarded simplistic meme response
Reddit gold my friend :^)
![german-soldiers-transporting-a-v-1-flying-bomb-to-the-launch-site-cpmphw[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mOf9m8W.jpg "german-soldiers-transporting-a-v-1-flying-bomb-to-the-launch-site-cpmphw[1]")
>Always been socially awkward
>Never had more than one or two friends
>When I was younger dad joked that I should become a (catholic) priest (even though I've never expressed a faith in God or a passion for Christ, etc.)
>Mom joked that she was waiting for me to come out of the closet
>When I went off to college, my mother cosigned my lease and joked with the apartment manager that she hoped I would bring a girlfriend over
>Now Im back home after earning my worthless degree, and a total loser. I have no friends, I'm stuck living at home because I have a min wage job, and there's no happy ending in sight for me.
>Mom recently made some stupid comment out of the blue that Im attractive and that I should try modeling.
>Pissed with all this BS, and blurt out that there's no way Im attractive - attractive people don't end up 28 year old virgins, they don't end up in sucky min wage jobs for kids when they're almost 30, and they dont end up without any friends.
>Mother just goes on rant about how I'm not mature, how you shouldn't have sex unless you feel you have a spiritual connection with the other person, how this America is a promiscuous country, and that I'm not a very sociable person.
>Agree with some of what she says, but tell her to stop commenting about my looks or relationship status.
Who else dropped the v-bomb, and how did it go?
>>29445548
What's your degree?
When I was 17 my mother would always think I had a lot of friends because of my confident behaviour around her. One day she asked me why I was rejecting so much society. I was pretty tired of acting like it was getting any better so I told her "Mum I'm ugly as fuck and my social skills are shit because of that. I have literally no one and I don't think I will because life it's always about the looks..."
She stood there looking at me, but she didn't say anything. I guess she thought "welp, he finally figured it out"
I'm attractive and I'm a 27 year old virgin. I've had shitty jobs and I'm unemployed right now. It's really mostly about social skills and being willing to engage socially. I have social skills but I don't want to engage socially. Which is why I'm here.
Organelles bumperino
HOLY SHIT SHILLARY CONFIRMED NEET BY ASSOCIATION OF CHICKEN TENDIES. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?
what is this? some intern's email?
>>29445530
Some shit like that from the leak
>>29445530
No its a photoshop. You can go read the Hillary emails on wikileaks though if you want. Like how she was going to attempt to frame Clarence Thomas for rape.
Who else here wants to go on an adventure and escape their mundane lives but don't have the money or friends to enjoy with?
I want to explore the world man
If you dont mind maybe dying you can join the legion. But all you need really to explore the world is just a bike and courage
The main issue is the friends thing. I've had some adventures, but it's harder to get down to adventuring solo. Cash helps a lot, but you can do it with next to none if you're committed.
If you live in America just take a trip on the Greyhound. It's cheap as fuck and you meet some interesting people. Many of them are crackheads, though.
