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http://evancook1.tumblr.com/post/138584375030/what-happens-once-you-kill-yourself-because-im
Let's start a cringe thread.
>>29442476
>Killing yourself is selfish because it'll hurt everyone around you!!
But making someone live in utter suffering and pain so that you don't feel a tang of emotional pain isn't?
>>29442476
Pop goes the weasel if I have my way
>>29442476
Well it's selfish to not let someone end their life just because you would miss them.
>Yesterday in school
>inb4 UNDERAGE GTFO REEE
>Bus ride home
>Weird kid on bus dares me to draw a dick swastika with 'sieg heil' written over it
>Actually I dared myself
>Next day (Today)
>Bus driver asks who did it
>Notme.jpeg
>I only have 2 witnesses, the weird kid I was sitting with and some normalfag retard
>Manage to shut the weird kid's mouth
>What do?
>>29442315
Underage b&
Mods, get in here
>>29442497
Do you expect me to go to that cancerfield reddit?
>>29442315
mcfucking kill yourself underage scum
>>>/b/
I WANT A GF RIGHT NOW! I CANT TALK TO GIRLS TO SAVE MY LIFE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29442128
Use online services like Omegle. You cant talk to girls, but typing to them comes a lot more easily.
If you don't have a gf I'll tell you now that you are very lucky, please do not waste your time, money and emotional value on women
Get into a hobby, travel the world, write a memoir, become a model, just don't get a gf familia it's not worth it at this point
t. someone who has a gf
>>29443788
what this dude said. girls are fucked in the head yo. i can understand where you're coming from if you've never had a girlfriend, but once you've had 2 or 3 holy fuck do you appreciate being single
>tfw you start reading hentai doujins unironically
how does one ironically read hentai doujins? do they cum buckets ironically too?
>tfw got a thiccc white gf and haven't been fapping to lolis and incest in almost a month
>tfw I used to jerk it exclusively to flat chested japanese women & pre pubescent lolis
>now I can't stop watching white girls get blacked
>nothing is how it used to be
>when an eromanga clicks with all your fetishes but you start appreciating the art too
![lifetyle-women-cars-man-10002902198[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rSm57G6.jpg "lifetyle-women-cars-man-10002902198[1]")
How do you drive?
Does driving make it easier to get a girlfriend?
You move the gear stick around to the right setting, use the wheel to turn, and use the pedals to accelerate, maintain speed, slow down, and stop.
The rest is detail.
Also, yes, it does, but not easier to get laid. It signals you're a provider not a hot rebellious lay.
>>29441751
>got my license a few days ago
>girl I know called me and asked if I could pick her up and go for a drive with her
It doesn't guarantee a gf, but I guess it makes things a lot easier. Pretty much seen as beta tier if you make a girl drive you around
Observe the posted speed limit, maintain, keep your car within lines, signal if you're going to go left or right, and learn how to brake quickly. Once you put it all together it's nice, but you really spend more time looking out for other people who forgot the basics like merging without signaling.
There was something I read a few years ago about a place that did away with most road signs and only really had stop lights at intersections, and car accidents went way down because people had to pay attention to drivers around them, not feeling safe that the magic sign told them it was okay.
What did they mean by, "cuck"?
>>29441434
It just means a really beta white person who wouldn't be able to keep or please a girl, which is the majority of white boys.
Pic related, this is the future for whites.
>>29441469
Yeah that's one example. Generally enabling whoring (specifically because you lack spine I guess).
But it can mean other political stuff too.
Google 'cuckold', that's literally the word
>tfw just got kicked out of college
So I'm gonna be a billionaire supergenius, right?
Your a real robot good anyway I hope you do well
yeah senpai, but never ever forget to be yourself
>>29441012
I you have a revolutionary idea that can be marketed for the masses, then maybe yes. How did you get kicked out of college?
so, /r9k/, what is this TRIGGER WARNING I keep seeing? If you really didn't want to trigger someone, just don't do it. Or is it really a fair warning?
I always feel they're being sarcastic. Well, not always, but often.
c'mon does anyone know? it's psychological, right?
how does everyone know about it? or am I just being a cynic
as far as I know, these things happen unconsciously, through TV, right? like some kind of mind control? anyone? or why does everyone keep posting it then, if not to help others?
is there no-one to help a widow's son?
why are women so dirty?
>dont flush
>announce when they have to go
>use washer/dryer as hampers
>expect you to clean them out to use them and put them back
>dont wash their own dishes until it piles up
>>29440660
My brother is like that, and did you see that post from the anon that lives in a hellhole? He still had puke on his toilet seat from a year before.
It has less to do with gender and more with how lazy you are and how you were raised
>>29440887
Nah, women are historically lazy as fuck.
>>29441310
yeah, no. my sisters houses are spotless. they keep them cleaner than anyone I know. same thing with my moms house, never have to do "spring cleaning" because the place never has a speck of dust.
Back from a long day of work, wagie?
Don't mind me, I'm just working on my rendition of Mozart's Requiem.
Another day, another dollar!
>wagecucks will object to this
post some progress
>>29440376
Thisrendition of yours is amazing.
Have you ever been accused of being a kiss ass? Are you one?
I'm doing this internship and I just want to get it over with and take the path of least resistance while not embarrassing myself. I'm really polite to everyone and following all the rules meticulously. Apparently that can give off the impression of being a kiss ass. My coworkers are careless and sometimes kind of rude. One time I also got into trouble because of them, while being innocent. I was still reprimanded together with them, refusing to speak out out of fear for being labelled a selfish-cunt.
I don't know what to do anymore, no matter which decision I make, I lose in the end.
Got pulled over and questioned by a couple cops while I was digging through the dumpster last night. I was carrying a couple grams of mushrooms, and could not kiss enough ass. Sweating bullets. Luckily they let me off without searching me, thank god.
>>29440407
Because they thought you were a homeless bum.
>>29440367
>I'm really polite to everyone and following all the rules meticulously.
There is literally nothing wrong with that and if your coworkers are giving you shit about it then ignore them and let them wallow in their own mediocrity. Don't follow those assholes, they aren't worth you staying in low management your whole life because they seem to want to stay there.
>My coworkers are careless and sometimes kind of rude.
Fuck them, do your own thing and get paid more when you advance.
>girl starts stretching and groaning in front of you in class
>she looks at you and smiles
>>29440350
>WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
Follow her home
>>29440369
Then ask her if she wan sum fuk at her front door
she wants that D
Ask someone with SPD anything. I was diagnosed with SPD at 17 and symptoms-according to my parents- started when I was 6.
I am now 23, I forgot to add that.
>>29440228
Well I had never heard about that before now. Why don't you tell me how it affects you, giving some examples.
>>29440228
if it's what I'm thinking of, then do you get itchy as fuck after coming out of a swimming pool?
When a guy says your everything he ever wanted and you make pic related face
>>29440124
I make that eye roll too when I see your when it is supposed to say you're
Fuck off Debra.
Ew fucking beta males chasing me! Cant they show me any respect? :^)
>mom is 3rd Gen of Immigrants from Mexico
>dad is 4th Gen of Immigrants from Puerto Rico
>technically 5th Gen
>put White with Hispanic Background on surveys
>consistently top of my class, no spic genes ruining my life
>yet people still think that I'm that bumfuck Pedro Rodriguez from the spanish part of town
What the fuck is my ethnicity? I don't even speak spanish.
>>29439706
>"i have hispanic ancestry"
>"what ethnicity am i?!?!"
i wonder, Rodrigues
Did your ancestors come from Spain?
Or were they Aztecs/Tainos/Other American nations?
>>29440074
My family doesn't even know, should I just pay for a DNA test?
