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Internet addiction is a serious problem. I know most of you NEET's have it and it probably one of the biggest reasons youre stay in the shit hole.
>>29431052
Gonna bump you OP because Phantasy Star 2 is an awesome game
Addiction is a symptom not a cause you philistine.
so how do i fix it?
Daily reminder that no matter how hard you work in life, happiness is dependent on things beyond your control.
Pic related: Got fed and my team still manages to lose despite enemy Lee Sin going afk about 20 minutes into the game.
>>29430956
>Those builds
holy shit i quit LoL 2 years ago but im still in pain.
>>29430956
>full ap malphite
>GG teamates suck
If you weren't a retard you wwould have built armor and no have gotten assraped by the fed Ashe
Poor fools. Everyone has flash. Brazilians.
>>tfw OG barrier Garen for the brinksman lure with teleport ofc
>>tfw don't buy items until I counterbuild their lineup
>>tfw 1337winds cooled me as I refunded Ezreal years ago because I knew I couldn't play him in lagsoup
Haven't played in years...
Would he have made a good president?
He would have crippled the economy
All I see is a blank white background, who are you talking about?
>>29430845
Don't you mean Prime Minister?
>one chance sweet miracle of life
>parents name Jobby
why
>>29430333
Well do you have a job, Jobby?
>>29430333
I have relatives that know that feel supposedly
>Uncle was supposed to be named Eric
>Hospital [supposedly] fucked it up
>Uncle Erie
>mommy got a refill on my meds today
>opened the new bottle and snuck an extra one to chill in the evening
>hoping she doesn't pay too much attention when she gets home
i'll just say i wanted to check em or something lel
>>29430216
what meds???? are they fun?
>be responsible for myself in every facet of my life except for I live rent free at home
>get some pills to help me withdrawal from secret alcohol abuse (valium)
>make it through the first few days fine
>feeling bretty good after about a week
>take the last four and chug liquor and blackout
>wake up to almost getting kicked out
>just show them the medicine and tell them I took one and had a couple beers and cant remember anything
>they just tell me to be more responsible in the future
>>29430216
what kind of meds, not oregano?
Post the most robotic album in a band's discography.
Pic related
>>29430121
Filterooni
>>29431552
nice taste anon
here's mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGLY7mjul4s
Would recommend if you're looking to cry and contemplate ending your existence https://youtu.be/SducQbGm_dU
Who is the top alpha male, Chad Thundercock or Rico Suave?
https://youtu.be/Nx64_N4AA04
>implying Rico Suave comes close to Chad
pls
>>29430114
you hit the gym HARD while RICO eats BURRITOS and fucks STACY
damn hes sexy as fuck
Anything significant happen in the last week?
I've been innawoods
Please respond you guys are my only friends
>>29430059
The Mountain killed The Hound.
How long ago did that snackbar shoot a nightclub and kill 50 gays?
I masturbated to Facebook pictures of my female friend for the first time
>muh """""""""""crippling"""""""""""" depression
Real talk, do you guys really have depression so bad it hinders your ability to lead a sub-normal life or do you guys play it up a little?
when nothing feels good, nothing is rewarding, and when nothing is rewarding, there's no motivation to do anything
>thinks depression is the only disorder which stops you from leading a healthy social life
lmaos
>>29429680
this
it's even more fun when you hate yourself and everything about yourself, and live in a toxic household
I've not had a job for nearly 3 years, never had a gf, have never had any real friends (as in the ones I can just call up on my phone and be like "what you up to lets get drunk ecks dee"), and I don't enjoy anything or feel anything 99% of the time.
Work makes it all worse, rather than better, so I know for a fact that a situational change won't help.
Unlike most retards here I was diagnosed with it when I was in 1st grade, and I remember that time clearly and know for a fact I was chemically imbalanced nearly all my life.
There is no hope.
>tfw no matter how much weight I lose I will always, ALWAYS be big in some respect because of my skeletal structure
God fucking damn it, I weigh 75kg and at 6'3" I still look like fucking andre the giant
>waah i look like a man!
at least you're respected as a human
t. manlet
>>29429607
You're either lying or you have body dysmorphia
>>29429607
or you have autsim
3 of my threads were somewhat successful today guys
>>29429403
YW 56
I've run out of ideas for threads my last one was about boogers
>>29429500
that is a nice idea anon you dont need to be ashamed
Guys i have to take a drug screening tomorrow and i'm afraid i won't be able to pee in a cup on command
what do i do?
fake it obviously........come on
Drink water.
Lots.
Drink a lot of water, and just think of normal shit while pissing.
AGHHHHHHHH WHY CAN'T I JUST DIE SUDDENLY RIGHT NOW? IT'S NOT LIKE LIFE/FATE/THE UNIVERSE HAS EVER HELD BACK SO WHY NOT JUST KILL ME AND LET IT END!
""""""""""""""""""AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH""""""""""""""""
>what did he mean by this?
Flippy dippy senpai
>>29429292
>IT'S NOT LIKE LIFE/FATE/THE UNIVERSE HAS EVER HELD BACK
if anything, going off this suggests you'll continue to be tormented
>die
>I'm gone forever
>instead of fixing itself the mistake terminated itself
>immortalized as just another who failed to find themselves and became common blight on the planet
>23 years of nothing but bullshit ends up being entirely pointless
w o w
Also what >>29430438 said
What if this is just the beginning...
I hope not
I hope it's at least close to the endI hate knowing that the universe doesn't give a shit about what I imagine
Why do people romanticize small towns?
There's nothing to do. Nature isn't refreshing, it's a nuissance we worked for millennia to overcome. The people are completely out of touch with the world.. and no, that isn't bucolic or some shit.
In the modern era, everyone just sits in their house surrounded by a dead environment. So you can't really leave your house and meet people.
I'm honestly dying here. Having been to metropolises, I meet much more people and have a greater time.. That's where the fun is. That's where it happens. But I don't have the fucking opportunity to leave this suburban shithole of a country.
>>29429251
But you have me. You can talk to me. Why don't you?
>>29429251
What the fuck are you talking about? I have lived in both and I would never go back to a big city not even for a billion dollars.
>Shit ton of crime everywhere in the city.
>Literally cannot walk around at night without fear or getting murdered or robbed.
>People in the streets constantly trying to pick fights with you.
>Alcoholics begging you for cash
>Drug dealers demanding you buy drugs from them when you are just trying to pass by.
>Try driving around and you end up in traffic taking you almost 10 times as long as it does to just walk it.
>Cooks spit in your food at restaurants because they can.
>Realize just how alone you are because everyone hates each other in the cities.
>Smog everywhere.
>No open space anywhere.
>Half the time you can't get into events because too many people.
Now living in a less populated area is heaven.
>Can find parking everywhere.
>Can attend events and enjoy them.
>Can go for peaceful night walks.
>Don't need 5 locks for your doors because niggers love to break into your place at night.
>Can go hiking on trails within a few minutes from house.
>Can enjoy skiing a few minutes away.
>Can go to the gym and it won't be full of people taking up all the equipment.
>Don't have to wait in line at a grocery store over an hour instead 5 mins at most.
>Can drive places without having to stay stopped for 30 mins because of traffic.
>Going to movie costs five dollars instead 25.
>Rent is cheap as fuck.
>Make more money outside the city and everything is fucking cheaper.
>Have more money to do stuff.
>Can go out and hunt.
>Can skinny dip in the river.
>Have fun looking at the stars at night in non-smog covered sky.
>>29429251
>>There's nothing to do.
what the fuck do you want to do OP, go out to the mall with your girlfriend? go listen to stupid music concerts and pretend to look cool in front of your friends?
nothing is perfect. I want nothing.
Nothing to do means I have plenty of time to do what I want to do.
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with feIIow robots?
We wiII be playing videos.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
rabbot anthem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_WIFJrCJM
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
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