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>walking past the bathroom
>mum's in there
>hear lots of loud plopping
THE BOY NEEDS THERAPY
>tfw my dad regularly shits and pisses with the door open
It's fucking disgusting, especially since every shit he takes is diarrhoea
>walk into kitchen
>sister is using my cup
How come you're not allowed to blame being a failure on the way you were raised?
>>29435609
you are and it's pretty popular but you're gonna be called a loser for that (unless you're good looking, of course)
It's more trendy to blame society anyway, and it's acceptable with more cliques, even conservative ones.
Because it's easier for normies to judge then to try to understand.
Also it would take away from their success if it wasn't their "hard work" and "God loves me".
That's also why they hate conspiracy theories. You thereby imply that their success is built upon a corrupt system and take away from it.
>>29435609
There's a quote from Burn Notice where a mother of two sons asks this question:
"How come one of my sons became a successful government agent who's saved so many lives, and my other son became a gambling addict and an alcoholic, when they were raised in the same house?"
The answer was:
"Imagine them as glass bottles. Sometimes when they fall, they become a perfect, sharp, killing instrument. Other times they just shatter to dust"
i'm applying for a job online what the fuck do i even say to this
>>29435594
Assert dominance, press strongly agree.
Disagree
It's not good to hold grudges
>>29435594
The perfect normie would work on his anger instead of lashing out, you strongly disagree because you have no experience "getting back" at anybody, only someone with poor impulse control would do that
cooling pads for a laptop. does it work ? my laptop overheats really fast and starts to slow down and ive thought about trying a cooling pad. any tips ?
It can't hurt, my G :^]
My laptop used to just switch off from the heat when playing vidya. Bought a cooling pad and now it doesn't but it's loud as a motherfucker and uncomfortable to carry around.
>>29435473
Buy a cooling fan for it
Have one too for mine works really well
leaving the house for the first time today in 8 months. any advice?
try watching some anime to learn about social interactions
>>29435396
Go back inside sleep
Order food
>>29435396
Try listening to music while being out. It helps, trust me.
>so anon, any love interests I should know about
>a handsome young man like you should have no bother finding the right one
>what's the matter anon, why are you going red?
>there is someone isn't there, what's her name?
>come on anon spill the beans!
>when your dad clearly wishes you had gf so he doesn't have to think you're a fuck up
My parents finally started to realize that I will most likely be happier without a gf.
They were talking with a lot of neighbours about their children, and that was when they heard about the degeneracy most girls show today.
>>29435017
I don't wanna feel this right now.
What have we done to deserve this?
This isn't a regular Stanley Phillips tread, this is the thread where u post your MOST Rare Stanley, others are welcome too tho
>>29434886
Old Stanley reporting in
>>29435636
Wew that one is legit ultra
>>29435636
Thats a dank stanley, thank you bro.
>tfw when the number of summer posters is still on the upswing
Traffic does not increase during summer
We're just importing redditors and exporting oldfags at a quick rate so it just seems like it
Not seen a decent greentext story in about a year
>>29434876
>4chan is a bastion of intellectual discussion, philosophical sharing, and great works of charity until summer
>i'm going to combat summerposters by making threads complaining about summerposters
>tfw no gf and no friends
>masturbates in my room
>chatted a qtie on facebook
>decided to have a meetup with her
>got ghosted
>>29434488
>talking to girls outside of work or buying thing
Fuck off Norman
>>29434488
>has no friends
>thinks he can get a gf
everyone point and laugh
kill yourself no one likes you
Why are filipinos the most powerful race in the world?
White girls know it. White boys in denial.
>>29433731
>filipinos
>race
They`ll soon be overrun by the Chinese overlords, who cares.
>can build guns out of twigs straight from birth
>as violent as Mexicans (Spanish genes)
>as religiously aggressive as Muslims (Spanish genes)
You are Spaniards with smaller dicks and 10x more relevancy
>>29433731
>Why are filipinos the most powerful race in the world?
it's just a meme
Does anyone else feel sadness?
of course. everybody does.
for me, it's more along the lines of despair and hopelessness. thoughts of ending it all are held at bay by alcohol alone.
>>29433688
I dont feel sadness...
I don't feel anything anymore
>dumb stubborn roastie mom decides to give birth to me
>had two miscarriages before me
>basically grow up to a broken family
>escape through films and videogames
>become delusional
>cant establish any real connection with anyone
>cant hold a job or go to school
>sit alone hours on end on this site
Today's the day guys. I'll probably put up another couple of threads later but just wanted to get this off my chest.
>>29433575
Let it all out, anon. It may help you, even though it doesn't work for me.
Today is not the day. Let another day decades from now be the day, and in the meantime enjoy the little things in life and try to improve your own.
Anon, just change your identity and move to somewhere beautiful and start a shepherd family.
>hair is long enough to put into a ponytail again
>>29433551
ehw, creep
>>29433582
Rude
I will look like Venom Snake soon, just watch.
>>29433594
You will look like the typical gross loser, just watch
>tfw no completely average middle-aged wife
>>29433190
>middle-aged
The only middle age she's in is menopause
>>29433190
>tfw no completely average middle-aged wife that sucks dick like a champion
>>29433251
too soon, famalam.... too soon
If this rodent can get laid, why can't you?
that nigger is worth billions
>>29433048
Then why is he living in this shithovel and not a mansion? It doesn't even have a pool. No, I think most of the money goes to the Walt Disney corporation. He probably gets minimal wage.
>>29433091
His character was designed before the sexual revolution?
