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It's not true the you smell of you don't wear deodrant.... i-is it?
>>29421105
>It's not true the you smell of you don't wear deodrant.... i-is it?
What are you even trying to say
english, doc!
>>29421183
Human translation :
>It's not true that you smell if you don't wear deodrant.... i-is it?
and answer to OP , you do smell you fucking faggot , and everyone knows it's you as well , especially when you're in class/train/bus
>tfw cant even read a book without hearing mapuches blasting reggaeton from fucking everywhere
>>29421017
That's a nice car.
>>29421017
>tfw can't read or do anything without hearing boombap gangster/club rap crap that niggers feel the need to blast with their retardedly loud sound systems in their homes/cars
fuck off autisgma
>be more aware of myself while talking (chatting online) to people
>notice I tend to talk about myself a lot
>when people want to talk about themselves I'm not disinterested but I don't know good ways to respond to keep the conversation going unless I am genuinely interested or I can relate
>probably end up seeming like a collossal arrogant douche
tldr am I a fucking autist?
>>29420938
You posted this stupid fucking ugly image yesterday.
I can relate to this
Yes, we're both autistic and there is no cure
>>29421044
I haven't kek'd so much in years
ALL "ROBOTS" LOOK AWAY NOW!
DO NOT REVEAL THE SPOILER TEXT BELOW!Normie/Chad thread.
Do you think they're still buying it, fellow normans? I've noticed the robots behaving somewhat erratically recently. I'm worried the mask is beginning to slip.
There is absolutely NO WAY we can allow them to find out that this is all an elaborate meme created for our amusement.
what a reddit-tier thread. this the most reddit OP i have ever seen this week. i'm not being ironic. it sincerely feels like this faggot is a redditor who browses reddit and posts with his reddit ways like a faggot
>>29420389
Most autistic thread on /r9k/ right now
>>29420459
>>29420482
ROBOTS LEAVE THE THREAD IMMEDIATELY, THIS IS NOT FOR YOU
Tried to be normal once.
>Decide to turn life around and go full normie
>Meet girl
>solid 7/10
>Ask her out
>Four dates, tried to get lucky on numero after 3
>"Wow, you're such a sex hungry manwhore."
>mfw I thought 4 dates and 2 months of dating gave the ok for sex
>mfw she told her parents and I went over to try and explain and was shunned really fucking hard
>mfw true story
>>29420358
You expect synpathy here?
Took me four months and countless dates to get sex with my gf, m8. She was a virgin. We're engaged now.
>>29420392
op here
Sympathy is for normies
I saw how being a normie turned out.
Fuck your sympathy,
Does it bother anyone else that no matter how considerate, compassionate and selfless you are, you're going to be labeled as selfish for committing suicide.
People with retard opinions exist. Deal with it.
>>29420209
1. Buy life insurance.
2. Pay in for 2 years so your beneficiaries can claim it.
3. An hero.
You won't be considered selfish when people you know get $20k each ;)
>>29420247
I know I'm wrong to think everyone uses reason when forming an opinion but it's still discourgaging.
>be fat
>also have a small dick
Why am I alive?
>>29420157
You were clearly put on this earth to get fat and lose it. Now get to it.
well at least you can fix the fat part. then you'll be skinny/average with a small dick, which isn't as bad.
>>29420157
iktf op ; _;
orignale
Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it thread. Include their Initials.
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>>29420142
Dear M,
how could I ever fall for you? You were LITERALLY a walking meme.
You dont believe me? Look at this fucking list:
>short, colored hair
>proud atheist
>liked edgy music (fucking Casper, come on...)
>flaming bisexual
Man, if I only never met you. But alas, I now have a thing for *deranged/alternative* girls. Seriously, thanks for nothing, you dumb bitch.
t. L.I.H.
M,
Half a year. Regret, self-loathing, despair. All building more and more. Insecurities several times over. Yet I still cared about you, never insulted you. Yet was too stupid to be honest with you when we last spoke. So half a year has passed and all I can do is watch you and him be happy and close.
Logically, it makes no sense for me to care and hurt for longer than we were even close for. But I do. I've just removed any means for other people to directly contact me for now, since I just want to wallow in my own self pity and self loathing.
I have to watch you be happy with him. Accept that what I've wanted this whole time is impossible, entirely as a result of my own stupidity. I have to brush myself off and just get over it. Have being key, it isn't a choice, I don't have the option where I can just put in as much effort as possible, wave a magic wand and the two of us would magically be together. The only option now is for me to get over it. That's what's left me so bitter and filled with anger towards myself. I made it impossible to have what I want, and I'm forced to get over it and want something else in the future.
I'm sure there will be an image of the two of you kissing soon. Good for you. I truly only hate myself, no one else. Go smile in your relationship and be happy. I'm an idiot, so of course I have to live with my stupidity.
I hope you know vaginal intercourse with a condom sucks.
If you are using a condom it shouldn't even count as sex.
you're welcome
It's true. If you have only had sex with a condom, you're still a virgin and the condom cucked you.
Some condoms are better than others.
Make sure they're fresh and new they dry out pretty fast even in the packaging.
And they smell horrid too.
What do you guys think of women who sell their body(escorting/prostiution/cam shows/etc) to pay off student loans?
theyre stupid if they just do it to pay off their loans
just quit uni/college/whatever and make it a full time job
They probably put out more than the average stay-at-home mum tbqh.
>>29419915
Never do bareback, always use protection. Don't do skin to skin contact with his junk.
Also no black men, no exceptions. <--- kek
Are you a dom or a sub, mister?
>>29419554
>comic-con after party.jpg
switch dude
i dig all sorts a shit
>>29419554
I am a subadomic bardigle
rant about your life in this thread
Paranoia. Agoraphobia. Back pain. Neck pain. Constipation. Rectal bleeding? Shortness of breath. Headaches. Throat pain. Dry mouth. Tetnis. Dry skin. Itchiness. Unkempt hair and facial hair. Over eating. Hunger. Eye strain. Loneliness. Anxiety depression. Loss of sense of time. Hermit. Shut in. Loser. Worthless. Embarassment. 0 friends. Family issues. Dependant. Broke. Failed at everything. No one to talk to. Disinterest. Despair. Loss of hope. Irritability. Caffeine addiction. Nicotine addiction. Trance. Tfw no Lain bear
shameless samefag here, im currently trying to recover from being a robot. Ive had depression and suicidal thoughts for quite sometime usually in the forms of ups and downs, recently its been more on the up sides but the same negative feelings and shitty situations Ive put my self in because of depression and laziness are still present.for example I'm failing at least three of my classes and am currently not on track to graduate highschool (im 18 mods) and although i definitely feel guilty about it I just feel so apathetic towards getting my grades up I don't see a point in trying since "I'm just gonna kill myself anyways" how do you get yourself out of a situation like this if you don't want to try or even be a functioning member of society? my dream is to be a artist but its so hard to balance grades and art and in the end im failing in both. at this rate im going to be another NEET and im really scared
I need fucking heroin. Life is boring and empty. It's not even just that I'm trying to alleviate depression, I just flat out really fucking want heroin. I also want a crazy girl to get all fucked up and codependent with. My self destructive side is sort of rearing it's head, and I don't really feel like fighting it. I'm interacting with more people socially, and that feels weird. I'm really only getting drunk with them. I think there's a chance I'm going to turn to alcohol hard now that I don't have easy access to benzodiazepines. I wish I wasn't leaching off my family. It makes me feel like shit, and it makes it much harder to go on wild binges.
>Be gay
>Have crush on quote-unquote guy
>Reveals themself as an ftm trans
>Have longstanding relationship with bf for 6+ years
>Starts displaying significant signs of lifelong gender dysphoria
How do I keep lucking out like this? Was I meant to fuck women after all?
Maybe I'm just that "one guy" all the women supposedly seek but can't (necessarily) have because of my orientation.
>>29419349
>>Be gay
Kill yourself
>>29419375
How'd you even bypass the original comment rules you fucking pleb.
>>29419349
No, all women are shills.
They don't like you, they merely like the idea of you.
>tfw you will never be a master at a creative field (art, music, etc.) because you didn't start when you were 7
>tfw even with constant practice the best you can hope for is to be average, you will never be truly great at it
JUST
Not with that attitude morherfucker
Just admit you are lazy, what is 30 minutes to an hour a day of practice really? You waste more time on here I bet
Yeah, but most of the people who started when they were 7 still end up being average at best,
>Feminists want to act like sex is a disposable act of no consequence, and that a woman can give out as much sex as she wants because it doesn't mean anything. At the end of the day its just two people having fun and there is no emotional or moral quality to sex. They think its okay for a woman to have sex with 100 strangers and sex shouldn't be reserved for a husband or someone special
>At the same time feminists want to act like sex is the most precious thing a woman has and that rape, i.e. stealing sex, is worse than murder and should be punished harder, whereas their logic of sex being meaningless would lead one to conclude that rape is no different to smacking someone on the forehead or stealing their wallet.
Well which is feminists? Is sex a big important deal or is it not? You can't have it both ways. If you want men to start respecting a woman's vagina, you need to start respecting it yourselves.
Read this pic. Rape is a violent act. Having a penis shoved into a vagina that isn't properly lubricated yet is very painful as well.
>you will never fuck 2d perfection
VR lords, guide us!
>>29419151
>Women
>Logic
Do people still actually believe women are capable of reasoning?
You should know damn well that the only thing that matters to them is their feelings.
