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How many times do you have to masturbate before you're not a virgin anymore
I did the math, I have been masturbating since 2003, I estimate I have masturbated about 5,000 times
What is the conversion rate between jerking off and sex with a woman?
Is it like 1:100, in that case it's like I've fucked 50 women
Who else here Alpha as fuck?
>>29414800
It's 1:-100. You've fucked negative 50 women. You have to fuck 50 women before you get back to being just a virgin.
>>29415587
The made me kek
>>29414800
>5000
do you even understand that astronomical amount of that number
>stay up all night reading an entire manga in one sitting
>feel dead inside after
>>29414494
What manga?sleep is for Normie's.
>>29414600
Cross Game.
The lack of sleep isn't the problem, it's the fact that I am not 2D.
>read elfen lied
>remember the awful art in the first chapters
>asked for something simple that I have a right directly (with please ofc) in an email instead of with a "would it be possible" first
Who /success/ here?
>>29414467
*that I have a right towho /failure/ here?
>>29414467
>have nobody to email
Who /barelyhuman/ here?
>>29414467
baby steps anon you got this
Any of you faggots use tfwhen? We need a few more users tbqhfam
Here's a bump pal
>tfw you'll never give your life for House Atreides
FFFFFUCKING YUEH
>>29414698
Thanks my man
Originals
I just squished a spiderbro because when I shook my pants he fell out and I panicked.
I feel super bad about it now and I realize that he could have been a great bud.
Feelsbadman what do
eat it so his essence will be part of you forever
>>29414271
Make sure to moan as you digest him inside you, OP.
It was probably a female spider lol
Roasties btfo
>tfw no matter how much you desire death it won't come
>tfw can't go due to family
>tfw was so close to ending it
>>29414158
It never ends
Orgumo cumo
>you will never be stopped by a muslim man and asked if you want to join ISIS
Have you tried an assisted suicide anon? They make you feel better about killing yourself and if you prove that you're genuinely unsaveable then they'll help you kill yourself
That or you could get yourself really drunk/high one night with a loaded gun and see what happens. If you still have value in your life then your drunken self won't do it. If you don't then goodbye
>Birdman is bisexual.
Kek,What a faggot.
>>29414086
thats old news, hes also a pedophile. beleee dat.
>>29414086
fuk u, betta put sum respek on his nayme
>>29414086
has cum stains tattooed on his mouth, lol
>tfw no tuhao bf
I've seen this image today already...
Would you suck my dick if I pay you $375 and call you bf during?
>>29413929
Thanks, Doc.
Bling-bling!
Ever notice how only men experience unrequited love? It must be amazing being able to get a relationship literally whenever you want it.
>>29413840
>Ever notice how only men experience unrequited love?
no?
>Ever notice how only men experience unrequited love?
Yes I'm sure you drew that conclusion by having many different experiences in life with all kinds of different people.
>>29413859
>>29413931
The Reddit invasion is real uezs
When ever i look into a mirror and look at my own eyes i see no soul in there, it's like a shark's eyes. i'm honestly scared of myself r9k.
Alpha mail
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociation_(psychology)
originalio
yeah I feel that. I think I'm losing it. Or that I've already lost it a long time ago and haven't yet realized.
>>>/k/30341975
this is it robots
it was an honour to be one of you
although I did dream about having a gf in a post apocalyptic world last night. This doesn't have to end badly.
>>>/glp/
I wish the happening would happen but it wont
>believing any of that shit
took long enough god dammit
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3, i, po, gd, n
which one of those is r9k?
>>29413488
Calm down, I just wanted to post it so nobody else could.
>>29413556
Fuck you, its nothing to do with us, im not calming down for shit
I am fed up with this world. Everywhere you go, same problems. Same stupid people. You can't be left alone.
I have suffered in silence for too many times. Time has come to fight my war against injustice.
How to do this /r9k/? What are some ways to pay back society without getting caught?
Browse /devilish/ threads for inspiration
>>29413373
>get mad programming skillz
>make AI to take over world
>???
>profit
>>29413484
we better try something achievable
like littering
a tranny just blew me for free
ask me anything
How does it feel to be a homosexual, my family?
>>29413319
>for free
So it was a 50 year old man in a wig and lingerie?
Have you got tested yet?
Some new Original material regarding the Supreme gentleman
Just a document about the investigation into the officer who shot him on the day of retribution
https://www.countyofsb.org/da/msm_county/documents/PublicReportonOfficerInvolvedShootingofElliotRodgerbySheriffDeputiesonMay23_2014.PDF
Thought people might be interested
Didn't he shoot himself?
>>29413248
Yes, he shot himself which killed him, but several officers shot at the car, one which hit him in the hip.
>>29413098
AIways am
