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>he posts images with filenames that aren't the unix timestamp
what do we do about this cancer?
>OC is cancer
feels pretty reddit around here
>>29405672
here is your very original reply
hay op watup
I don't know what I'm feeling anymore.
same phamor maybe I just don't want to know
>>29405619
Taking ssris?
>>29405619
me neither
But I know I've lost my mind
PRESENT DAY
PRESENT TIME
AHAHAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-PkAQcuZOw
>>29405515
And you don't seem to understaaaaaaand
A shame you seemed an honest maaaaaaan
Tfw lain
>>29405515
Kiri No Zigen is such a great track. One of the best tracks from any anime OST, ever. Somehow it makes me think of that Lynch film, Muhollandrive. It's ambient and eerie.
>>29405539
something about that whole show really speaks, its been years but i still think about it and sing the song
>meemaw found the bible black vhs
>>29405402
That's on vhs? Why woul- oh. This is one of those pseudo puss bottle threads.
>grandpa smelt the slap band
Chad found gf puss
Back in HS there were some qts that liked me, but i ignored them. I was only attracted to one which never talked to and in the end, she went with another dude.
>tfw 22 now
>could've played this shit differently by picking one of those girls
>or just talk to the girl i liked but no
>realizing this shit now
>tfw actually ignored qts
>fucking shyness
Guys, i could've my first gf. What the fuck
I guess it's true what they say.. You'll regret it as time passes.
>>29405203
I've only ever had one girl attracted to me, but I was too dumb to realize it at the time. A year later, I started falling for her, but there was no chance. That's the closest I've ever gotten to getting a gf though honestly it wasn't that close. Even now, 2 years later, I think every night of what could've been...
>>29405203
I had a few opportunities to bang fatties when I was 18 but I turned them down because I was ashamed. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 21. The thing is bbws are my thing. I had to grow up a little before I was comfortable not giving a fuck about peoples high standards of beauty.
I had at least 50 women attracted to me, but I was waiting for my unicorn.
Now when I gave up on that fantasy and realized women are sluts, I can't get ANY woman.. not even an ugly fat chick.
I had actual hotties APPROACH me, and ask me out. I been thinking about suicide on a daily basis now, I have been getting rejected for the past 2.5 years. I fucked up really bad, I could've had the Chad life and I blew it.
Now I'm a fucking sperg, I don't belong here. I don't want to be on r9k.
Do you have any kind of fucking idea how easy is to kill someone? You fucking faggot? It's so fucking easy.
In that very first minute is pure bliss and heaven, then the fear of being caught catchs on and you panic, hiding the body is the most fun part, and in the next fucking day you will think that every single person knows what you did, but guess what jebrone? No one fucking knows.
After that first day you will get more relaxed, and you will realize, that nobody knows shit and then will chill completely, only to kill again and feel it all over again.
Again and again.
You people talk big shit, but watch your back.
Actually a pretty good, well-written, refreshing post. Thanks, OP, for not being a jew trying to turn me gay or a cuck faggot.
Fuckin frog poster fuck off
>>29404970
Statistically, only about 30% of murders result in a conviction.
>tfw no big fat smelly sweaty stinky booty qt3.14 anime gf who smothers and suffocates you with her big fat butt while she farts on your face
why live
>>29404574
Masturbate, then come back to this post. Chances are, you will delete it almost immediately and you will feel disgusting.
>>29404692
>he thinks after an orgasm i wouldn't want my head between these two asses and sniffe their farts all day
>>29404743
You browse s4s by chance? Because that board is literally 100% retarded fetishposting by now.
Go there, post this same thread and get 5 billion replies indulging it
I fucking hate it when women give me advice like they can understand or sympathize with me. All women's confidence isn't because they discovered themselves or some other dumb shit but because of their inflated egos from how gender dynamics work in the west. Always saying some bullshit like "I know i deserved to be treated" or some dumb shit.
>>29404473
>implying that women has any confidence
>implying that most of them aren't dumb cum dumpsters who have 10x more fear of rejection than you
>>29404473
Don't fucking ask them for advice then.
Wing it in the dark like you're supposed to.
>>29404669
do i ask the fags who try to give unwanted advice on r9k?
>tfw even shooting guns, you're pretty shitty, just mediocre
Everything I get into, I'm just mediocre at best. ;-;
Who here not quite a failure, but always lower end of mediocre in everything?
>>29404392
Practice shooting. If you have a consistent firearm, which you probably do, its a matter of ammunition choice, form, breathing, or optics. Also, in "combat," the goal is to put rounds down range to suppress the enemy until you either maneuver and kill them or until a larger weapon can do it for you. This is reflected in the move from full powered battle rifles to those chambered in intermediate cartridges like the m16 series. Most engagements in ww2 occurred within 300 meters, and even then, artillery was the biggest killer.
>>29404950
>>29404392
It also depends on firearm choice (ar's are generally more accurate than ak's) and trigger pull. So OP, what firearm(s) do you own/shoot?
>>29404392
You have to practice.
I want to know how you became a wizard and how I can avoid it myself.
>Age
>Occupation
>Mental Illnesses
>Appearance
>Biggest regrets
>pls respond
dkasjdalskd
>>29404232
Hide stat-collector threads
Don't reply to stat-collector posts
Don't voluntarily give out your personal information to the FBI
Hi, 31 y/o wizard here.
You need to like yourself, feel like you are in command of your life, have a sense of pride, and an actual interest and excitement about life.
As for me, my only problem is that I'm physically ugly/dysfunctional. Sub-par genetics. Really dooms a person for life. Also, I really hated my location. I always wanted to move away, and I wish I did. My life might have been much different. I think you have to be in love with your community, in love with your life. Maybe things could have worked out for me if I had followed my passions. I should have just accepted that I was gay, moved the fuck away from my parents, paid for a great haircut/dye job, and followed my passion for clothing, music, sex, art, etc. I think I could have had some good years. If I had known that various treatments could make my hair look good, my life could have been completely different. But honestly, I think I was afraid to become attractive, because I knew it would consume my life from then on. I had no friends to help me with this transition. I had big dreams and aspirations, and I didn't want to get sucked into a tiny animal life. But little did I know, it's the only way. That's how to gain true pride, clarity of mind; that's how to make connections. Fuck, I didn't even have to work-- I could have had sex for a living! Now I'm just filled with regret that my youth was wasted. Now my body is unattractive, and no one makes concessions for a 31 year old. It was just so confusing, because all the adults were telling me to do the opposite. I trusted them. And I hated the small lives of others- still do. (Well, I like to blame society, but again, I have sub-par genetics, and perhaps could never have felt truly attractive.)
>tfw no average bf like pic related
>tfw no future male model 15 year old
>tfw same feel origi
>>29404020
normally I would call this b8, but he looks pretty shitty in this pic.
>tfw girls are scared of you but don't run away
>>29403702
I did this to a girl at a farmer's market yesterday. I can always tell when tehy're only replying to me to make themselves feel less afraid. It makes me unspeakably sad that this is how women feel about me. I want to die now.
>>29403730
when you realize the power it gives you over them you'll learn to embrace it.
>>29403730
Describe how you look my man. And I'll tell you why.
>want to call my dad and wish him a happy fathers day since hes out of town
>dont know what to talk about
>debating whether to call him at all
>>29403498
>ring ring
>Hello?
>Hi dad, it's me anon, how are you?
>Ah anon, I am well, how about you?
>Great, thanks for asking. Just calling in to see how you were doing and say happy father's day
>O that's so nice. Thank you. Just __________.
>That's good. When are you coming back again?
>I'll be back XXX
>Awesome! I look forward to seeing back home.
>You too, bye bye
>Bye dad.
>*Click*
>>29403498
Just tell him you're grateful that he's been there at all
lol I just called because my mother told me a couple days ago I better call and wish him a happy fathers day. The call to my dad lasted about 30 seconds. He truly does not give a fuck and never calls me on birthdays, or at all ever. Just did it to shut my mom up.
Are you more racist or sexist?
I think I'm more sexist because I could generally get along with a robot tier blackbot or the betas of any other races but I have never had a female friend in my life.
>>29403478
sexist. i think the shitiness of other races is largely cultural but many gender differences are biological.
definitely sexist
some non-white men are capable of reason and kindness, meanwhile even the most "intelligent" woman is still a scatterbrained whore
also white women caused a lot of the problems with other races (voting in politicians who destroyed black culture with welfare, voting in politicians who let in third world immigrants, etc.)
I'm so sexist I won't even go out with the opposite.
You can still be a robot even if you aren't a virgin. As long as you lost it via prostitute or rape of course.
>>29403443
what if you lost it when you were 18 but have been celibate the last 12 years?
>>29403488
N-NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ORIGINAL REEE
>>29403488
Sorry, you're a cyborg at least m8
