>he believes in "timezones"
>>29388909
>he believes in "friendzones"
>>29388927
>her wahwah smells
>>29388909
>he has the clockwork Jew on his wall
>he doesn't stick a patch of tinfoil over the electric numerals Jew in the corner of his screen
>buying into the Jewish concept created to convince bluepilled faggots they gotta stay in the sweatshop longer
>being a temporality pleb
>mfw
>get btfo in an argument
>Turn off computer and hide under my bed whist hyperventilating
>>29388894
Sooo. what happened.
How did you get btfo anon?
>>29388894
>see shit thread
>hide it and go to another website for 10 minutes
>make spelling error in post
>Immediately shutdown laptop and hide it under my bed
>Go into basement and hyperventilate for 2 hours until I'm absolutely sure the thread has ended.
>tfw no paki trap gf
I can't imagine something grosser.
>>29388544
What about stinky street shitting indians?
poleaboo please keep your currystained butt on /int/
I think one day if I'm not dead already I'll probably end up as either homeless or a criminal
anyone else know that feel?
>>29388331
Yeah, though I don't think I'd be a criminal. I wouldn't want to hurt someone, or take something from someone who actually earned what they have. Also I'm disabled so I probably couldn't be one if I tried to anyway. Maybe I would get lots of pity money selling art on the street when people see I'm disabled.
I think I'll become insane if I don't start interacting with people...
My plan is to suicide rather than accepting either of those outcomes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0
The Black Pill: The understanding that there is no personal solution to systemic problems.
We have a Skype going on for black pilled folk. Most of us are from /r9k/ or /wiz/. If you wish to be added to this sekrit club of edgy misanthropes with only the blackest memes, add me on Skype alexball4ch, and I'll let you in.
Big Black Pill for Little White Cucks.
>>29387890
So the black pill is learned helplessness with a bit of edgy fedora thrown in.
Great move to make a crab bucket skype group, retards. Now you're all going to feed each others delusions.
>>29387931
at least we don't have any normies shitting up our chat or /lgbt/ spamming traps or roasties raking in hundreds of replies from thirsty losers.
In a sense, we are the best of /r9k/
>finish long job application filling out my details for random cashier job
>survey at the end of 150 questions, many of which are just the same question rephreased
They test your sanity with that
It'd be quite crazy to answer a different answer to the same question, no?
>>29387887
same questions rephrased are there to check the authenticity of your answers
it could also be to divert your attention from more subtle 'check' questions
>>29387887
very interesting I used to post this color (more than a year ago)
>ask mum to buy book i need for school tomorrow
>screams for 30 minutes
>raves about how im a loser
im in last year high school and she is stressed as shit and sort of wacko in general. is it better i live with papa for few months and shes upset im not around, or we both deal with her lunacy?
Mums do that, it's because they have the vagina thing.
yeah bro live with papa, he'll lick your anus in your sleep but he won't yell as much about books.
fuck
your
gay
dad
>They're just comfortable that's why I wear them!
>wore shorts a few inchesabove my knee
>everyone telling me that it looks feminine and bad
>women's shorts literally acting as nothing more than a second pair of underwear; so short that their (unusable) pockets are fully revealed on their bare skin
>it's comfortable!
please fuck my asschad
>tfw no curvy heavy tit mommy gf
how do you block out the image of your girlfriend sucking her ex boyfriends cock whenever you have sex with her?
>>29387482
By putting my cock in her mouth.
>>29387482
That's a pretty rare Smug Wojak (not really if you know where to look for).
>>29387482
By making the same thread about the same topic every single day.
>start remembering some memories from your past
>THERE MUST BE SOME KINDA WAY OUTTA HERE SAID THE JOKER TO THIEF
>>29387127
THERES TOO MUCH MEMEFUSION
I CANT GET NO FRESH MEMES
>>29387625
THE REDDITORS THEY POST MY PEPES
AND FACEBOOK STEALS MY MEMES
NONE OF THEM ALONG THE LINE
KNOW WHAT ANY OF IT IS WORTH
>>29387127
Is this a "parts of stories you were told to as a kid" thread or something?
hello, i recently broke up with my gf, due to us realising that we wouldn't last long into the future. she was a very large normie, as in. always wanting to go to a club each weekend and be at social events and that. and i'm the complete opposite and just wanted to be with her. please comfort me friends, i had this one for 2 years or so. also how do i become a chad, i basically just want to fuck biddies now until i am at least 23, then i will pursue another relationship i think. do you think i should try to become a chad, i don't find being sociable hard, i just...
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>>29386602
Tl;Dr
>gf
>robot
>>29386602
>Having had a gf
>Having a long-term relationship
>Wanting to be chad
>Tripfag
>"I'm an actual robot you guys"
Tl;Dr
you should hang yourself
>>29386602
>actual robot
>muh gfLearn how to tie a noose and hang yourself with it
Goodmorning and afternoon and night fellow robots. If nobody has told you yet today, or will tell you today, i love you.
>>29386334
I love you too, Internet. Please stop trying to make me gay though.
c-c-can you give me a hug?I'm lonley
>>29386470
Yes anon, ofc
who /lowempathy/ here?
life is boring without human connection, but i wouldn't have it any other way.
>>29386003
I don't have low empathy, but i am apathetic.
>>29386003
I used to think I didn't have empathy but in reality I was actually looking at things from a perspective of balance and justice which really altered my moral compass and made me look at the world and humanity much differently.
Can't wait till I actually get to drop acid though and explore the deepest darkest resesses of my mind. I'm a walking talking contradiction but I do a lot of good for others. I feel like in a copycat though. Like I copy the emotions of others when I'm around them.
I...
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OP here, so i will start
low empathy is a blessing and a curse.
its a blessing because it helps in looking at things a little more objectively than usual, and also it means i don't give two fucks about other peoples problems unless doing so can help me in some way.
it's a curse because i'm a pretty ambitious person who gets bored pretty easily. i know that i'll never be truly satisfied in life, or only will be for a short period in time. who knows - that might change.
what are your guys/gals stories?
>inb4...
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>tfw my oneitis is literally one of a kind and more beautiful than any of your oneitises
How can you guys even relate to my feels when my oneitis is so unique compared to any girl you guys know :(. Im cursed by only being friends with the most beautiful girl on earth that no other girl can compare too.
It sounds like you're doing what we told you you are not supposed to do anon. Care to explain why that is?
>being friends with a girl that you have a crush on without fucking her
Why do people do this?
It is pathetic. Just imagine her having a different guy than you one day, showing him off to you - "And this, Anon, is my boyfriend...". What is your response? What is your response when you've never told that you want to be the one she introduces to her friends? I'd rather throw myself off a ten storey building or get rejected by her outright and in front of everyone than experience that.
>>29385208
cute girl, who is this beauty?
Hey anon~ *lip smack*
You look delicious right now.. Would you mind if I ate you whole? I promise I'll let you out *giggle*
I genuinely don't understand vore (or for that matter, stomping or gore in general) , and I'm a giantess fetishist.
Lip smacking and eating sounds for some reason violently trigger me. It's the most disgusting sound to me. Having a black roomate was the worst because he chewed so fucking loudly
However i like belly gf's so i would fuck the shit out of op's girl anyway.
Lips smacking around my cock wouldnt be bad.
Do people really like the idea of being digested? Would you be ready to sacrifice yourself to a girl just so she could enjoy her meal?