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Why does EVERYONE have "depression" nowadays?
Honestly it is starting weird me out just how much depression is talked about and how everybody, especially women, claims to have it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchausen_syndrome
Do I get a free pass for saying I have depression when it's been a key factor for getting me hospitalized three times?
it probably is a marriage of disease of affluence and the destigmatization/awareness about its symptoms having increased significantly in the past couple decades
you may be a dumb person, but I do not know you personally so I'll assume you just are young and full of cum
Would you actually date a man who has no job? I'm not talking a man who just got laid off the factory and is in between, I'm talking about a guy who legit has never had a job and has no way of proving he can actually hold one. Would you really date a man like that?
Only if he lets me buy him Gene Simmons surgery for his tongue and then stick it up my ass twice a day.
>"fembots"
don't exist
also no they wouldn't
>>29193256
>implying there's any difference between a guy in-between jobs and a guy that never had a job
Have you ever even seen a live woman?
My philtrum is so long that it serves as a landing strip for LAX.
>>29193212
meh mine is probably bigger
>>29193232
longer than 24mm?
Kyra? Is that you?
So how do I start with this girl, /r9k/?
>open relationships
how far has this meme spread?
Let's be friends OP I live near Montclair
>>29193201
Its an open relationship so I would start with "want to fuck?"
We are almost certainly living in a simulation, so why not end this bad dream now?
Why would living in a simulation change anything?
Because mood swings make me sometimes make me feel good, even very good. There are still drugs which have yet to elate my bloodstream. Maybe I'll have sex someday. I'm not completely bored yet.
>>29193228
'Cause it means that your existence is just a little more meaningless. There's not even some cool, special cosmic backing.
>>29193268
Yeah, I'm probably bipolar, too.
This board is dead.
It's just fembot feel threads and autists trying and failing to make the "fembots" angry.
Are there any good 4chan boards left?
/int/ has finally collapsed as well.
i like lit sometimes.
this board has been dead since they brought back the robot.
>>29193167
/lit/ is pretty decent still.
/sci/ is good too.
>>29193153
>tfw no wan wan to lay and cuddle on bed under covers
>sitting down drinking water
>trying to relax
>get really angry about nothing
>just rage to smash things
why, im not even mad about anything I don't think
>leaving the psych ward
>was there for mental health and drug issues
>rarely have problems with anger
>get home
>aware that mom has thrown out all the real drugs in my room, but also that she has left my weed alone
>feeling okay but not great, open up the drawer which should have my hash oil in it
>fucking gone
>ask her
>she threw it out because she didn't know what it was
>get mad
>roll up a cigarette and go outside to smoke it
>lighter which worked fine inside when I tested it completely dies
>crumple up cigarette and throw it on the ground
>kick a large stone, followed by a flower crate
>come back inside, pop some Seroquel, get back on my computer
Gee, I just love my life
>>29193187
>cigarette
wow now I really want one just reading the word but I quit a month ago so I can't.
if i had seroquel i would take it thats how mad i am.
I'm going to go run 4 miles just because i'm so angry
>>29193280
I barely even smoke, I just wanted one goddamn cigarette to celebrate being out of the loony bin, but after literally failing to smoke a cigarette once, I don't care enough to roll another, so I'm just puffing on my ecig. Coincidentally the same ecig I would've been able to smoke the oil in.
>get rejected by a girl
>apologize for making her feel uncomfortable
What is the most pathetic thing you've done, /r9k/?
i got psychosis because i was so much in love with a girl and saw her everywhere
i'm on medication now
shit how did this even happen
>>29193215
Being in love/ having a crush is basically a mild psychosis
Prolonged instances of a crush are therefore to be avoided
Sat alone at my friend's house with his sister (two years younger) drinking vodka and refused to go upstairs and play twister with her, instead telling her that we should wait for her brother to get back (two hours later)
>tfw no dawdling bf
>>29193038
Thanks, Doc.
Just loitering here, doing nothing.
Hey did you get that guys number? The one with you shiny eyes?
>>29194416
*the shiny eyes?
What are some good anime shows that robots can relate to?
Already seen pic related
>>29193015
>What are some good anime shows that robots can relate to?
This one, here you go
http://www.thegreatcourses.com/courses/cosmology-the-history-and-nature-of-our-universe.html
>>29193015
Welcome to the NHK and maybe Serial Experiments Lain. Watamote too I guess even though I hated it.
>>29193015
Texhnolyze motherfucker
Your daily woman hate thread, feminist hypocrisy edition. Show me how two faced these degenerates can be, robots
>>29192983
>women
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29192983
Bumping
Le originali comenti
what is going on with the girls neck on the left there. does she have gills
Is it true that masculinity is nothing more than being a disposable utility whose feelings don't matter? That the role of male organisms is merely to provide, protect and self sacrifice for women and children?
This is the idea I get from all sources, be they MGTOW, PUA, 'neo-masculinity,' traditionalism, psychology, religion and philosophy. Feeling masculine seems to correlate heavily with how tough, useful and expendable you are.
I however have always been aware I had a lot more feminine personality than is typical, as evidence by my unwillingness to suppress emotion, concern with personal style and comfort, and preference to 'sit and smell the flowers' instead of going out to compete and achieve things, unwilling to protect or provide for women. I find that this is a much happier state of being when you have a more balanced personality with equal masculine and feminine components, you feel more complete, not needing a partner to complete you. Which suits me well since my feminine energy and child like enthusiasm for life is not attractive to women, and so I cannot reasonably expect to ever be in a relationship. Relationships work based on polarity, so if I' neither dominant or submissive, neither leader nor follower etc. I don't see how any women wouldn't find it boring how calm, aloof and non-confrontational I am.
>>29192969
this needs bumpage
>>29192969
bump lalalalalalallalal ackbar
>>29192969
nothing new, but nothing false either
>sister calls me because she found out her son went out of town with his dad without any changing clothes
>asks if I packed his clothes
>be completely taken aback because I don't fucking remember her saying "Anon, please pack my son's clothing"
>"I thought you packed his clothes!" I say
>"I told you his clothes were in the dryer before I left for work!"
>have told her on more than one occasion that she can't tell me things when I'm half asleep (she leaves for work around 7am)
>not only did we speak on the phone while she was at work, she was home for at least 3 hours before her son left and not once did she ask if the clothes were packed or check to see herself
>tell her this but still thinks that one statement in the morning should've been enough for me to know what to do
>I'm well-known to lack common sense
>now has to drive an hour away in rain to drop off his clothes
Who's more at fault here? Usually if I'm depending on someone to do something, I ask them several times if they did it. Additionally, she probably thinks I'm stupid for not piecing her message together but I think she's stupid for not telling me directly what she wanted me to do.
>>29192964
literally no one cares about your petty "problems". kill yourself
Tell her that it's her own fucking kid and she should pack the fucking clothes. You are raising your sisters son man
>>29193148
Don't talk to me or my sister son's ever again.
Hey bro, nice to see you again.
Have you been using the tips I gave you to pick up chicks? How did you do?
Remember confidence is key!
His tips are useful and would work if you find girls in your league or lower. With him lots of girls are lower then him so it works more
>>29192942
Please someone post that okcupid survey proving that even fatties and single moms have sky-high standards
Do you mind giving me a refresher on those tips Chad?
Would guys reject girls with flat chests if they have a good butt?
yes, but do you have nice feet?
Nobody looks good when they're 45. Some men, but very few.
Think about that. For like 40% of your life, you're going to be ugly (or REALLY ugly), guaranteed.
Amazing, isn't it?
>>29192736
God no, that's the dream
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