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What's the meanest thing a normie has ever said to you?
>aw you always look so sad but not the normal kind of sad. you're the pathetic sad that makes people feel bad for you
w-what did he mean by this
>you're so quiet! :O
jut irritating at this point. like let me do my fucking job, if I want to speak to you, I will
>man the fuck up anon, you have nothing to be sad about, you live a nice life
Fucking normies, thinking everything is perfect
How are you guys doing?
>>29187826
I-Is that really you in the pic?
Or just some autist who keeps reposting his pics?
>>29187826
someone got cucked hard by this guy to be so mad
I hate this guy's face so much. Hiding thread.
>He complains about working
>He doesn't know how to trade stocks
Why don't not robots?
do you trade stocks ?
>>29188279
Yes, blue chip stocks, literally fool proof
>>29187772
well how do you do it then
>Get a hug from a 14 year old girl
>She says she's gonna miss me
>She's gonna be back on Sunday
>Still hugging me really close while saying that
>Have to cross legs to hide semi boner
Wtf
>>29187757
14 will get you 20, anon
>>29187757
Push her down and rape her
>>29187757
Next time she gives you a hug, pull her panties over her head with an atomic wedgie. That'll teach that roastie whore in-the-making to attempt to put you in prison.
I usually don't wear cologne but my sister bought me pic related for my birthday so I've been using it. I think it sort of smells like shit and gives me a headache but I got a random compliment from a girl once so I keep using it. Does smelling "good" increase your attractiveness enough to make a difference?
>>29187693
>Does smelling "good" increase your attractiveness enough to make a difference?
definitely, I still have the cologne my ex loved.
Small amounts yes. YES YES YES. bathing in the shit? NOOOOO. you should have to get into a guys personal space to smell it and then think "he smells nice". You shouldn't be able to smell him from across the room and feel like your throat is melting when your 2 feet away from him.
No, if you're ugly you are ugly and it's nothing more but make up on a pig. It's only good on an "attractive guy". Don't let people tell you otherwise to buy bullshit cologne and waste money.
>he's a neet
>he doesn't even take time to enrich himself intellectually
i think i'm a sapiophile because this man makes me feel warm an fuzzy inside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xDSgOMifo8
does an excellent job translating banker jargon into layspeak. very enlightening to listen to.
>>29187622
Yeah, but what for? It's not like it is going to help improve my miserable life in any way.
I swear to God man I am so done with this shit the apathy has taken over my entire life. All I want is a fucking job ;_;
Yah. I'm actually picking up the guitar. I'm taking lessons and hoping that chicks will dig it when I go to college.
Would you date a Muslim girl if given the chance?
Hell Yeah I'ld convert HerWITH MY DICK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNtd-f01eNg
>>29187577
>Muslim girl if
Muslim girl are famous whore. they even think that they are virgin as long as hundreds of men cum in their ass.
I did, I regret it. Her family was batshit and would constantly get between us. She also happened to be batshit too.
>ANON, GET OUT, I'M PISS!
>>29187557
*keeps watching anyways with an erection*
>>29187557
FUCK HER WHILE SHE PISS HERSELF
please piss on my face
Finally got a job lads.
>>29187380
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ORIGINALOOO
>>29187380
gj anon,
i've got a job interview on monday in a comfy store that sells animal and garden shit
Noice. Keep it and save ur money
What comes to your mind when you see a sexy girl?
hot
have to put more text here for the orignalismus
How much a loser I am and how I'd never have the courage to approach them
>>29187347
by now I basically just ignore them
it would only make me sad because I know I can never have any of that
If I'm basically surrounded with hot girls, I kind of panic and get really uncomfortable and look for the nearest place where I can buy beer
Remembering random shit that happened in high school
>I remember a kid in high school committed suicide after breakup
>stacie moved on & was laughing and fully social on the same week he died
>i didn't even know the chad but weird feeling that whole month at school for me
Couldn't believe it
>dat kid who murdered his gf and stuffed her in a closet
>that chick who hanged herself but the school tore down all the rip posters cause suicide is bad or something
>dat kid who ODed on tylenol in the lunch room and died
>dat close friend who got in a horrible car accident and was in a coma for a week and years later didnt remember who you were
RIPERRONIS
I will tell my highschool story if anyone wants to hear
>>29187719
just post it already you newfag
What TYPE of girl would you most like to fuck?
For me it would be a girl with video game tattoos, specifically, Zelda tattoos. The hatefuck would be immense.
I want to hatefug Mei because everytime I die to her I get a massive rage induced erection.
>>29187261
Sorry, sorry, I'm sorry.
...Sorry
>Mei is cute
>CUTE
>>29187228
idk some chill 35 year old who prolly has kids
Tick Tlock femanon. The wall is coming. At some point not even betas will want your roast beef. Why aren't you married yet?
>>29187220
>he didn't add the 30+ one
well i guess you didn't want to be that cruel when using an anime girl
This is for dating of course. For reproduction its the right bad boy in the side from 17 until they expire at 26.
>27
>ugly as fuck
>making good money tho, stable job
>all the bitches who want to date me have kids from multiple partners
Not today, roasties...
Enjoy the meager child support while Chad fucks younger bitches and visits your kid once a month, if that
It's my gf's birthday on monday, going to buy her a year's subscription to BLACKED.com
girl robot birthdays are the best
>>29187216
>a pic of her on the table
hahahahah why
also why are her parents both brown and yet she's a blonde cumskin
>>29187269
I want to give her a facial so bad
>family friend is having a birthday
>birthday girl is qt (19th birthday)
>my autistic brother likes her
>a few months ago she said she wanted to grow crystals
>autistic brother knows about growing crystals so he is excited
>makes her a crystal growing kit to make her favorite colored crystals
>proudly gives it to birthday girl
>"A while ago you said you wanted to grow crystals"
>"haha I don't remember saying that"
>he is broken inside
>I give her $15 chipotle giftcard
>she hugs me
>"I love chipotle! how did you know!"
>feel sorry for brother but enjoy hug
he's still sad should I take him for chipotle
Bitches don't actually have interests. The just think things are le cool, especially if the men they want to fuck are into it. You could have saved your brother the trouble.
>>29187157
How olds your brother and exactly how autistic are we speaking here?
>>29187157
Throughout the day women will say things that they don't mean. Such as random things about crystals.
Only when it's repeated should you take note of it. She probably said it once a while ago when the conversation was about crystals and forgot about it since. It just didn't stick around.
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