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>He wears short socks
Literal virgin alert
>>29187149
you people find the weirdest shit to talk about
>>29187149
it's summer you bitch
>>29187149
What country you live in, OP?
I bet it's Sweden or Canada. Why?
Cuz you a faggot
>tfw Emma Roberts will never sit on your face
Why live?
>>29186919
>giving a shit about worst Emma
Pleb taste
>>29186973
>manfaced feminist
no thanks
Emma Roberts best Emma
>>29186973
It goes Roberts > Stone > Watson
>Get first gf at 20
>We break up
Literally changed my whole life. I'm confident and girls are pouring in. I'm not even good looking. There are times that I want some girls to just fuck off already.
You just need one robots. You can make it.
>fucked a girl I didn't really like at age 22
>withdraw into a hentai-fueled fapping binge as everything I've done to become normal comes crashing down
>I have no desire to go outside anymore
Idk about a gf, but losing my virginity has made me more of a robot than ever before. I gotta figure out how to make friends in college first though.
>>29187172
Maybe you smell?
>>29187516
She still wants to fuck me, so apparently I don't smell bad enough. I'm just saying that casual sex did the opposite for me compared to what a relationship did to OP.
>I'm not a normie, I'm a robot...
>But I use Microsoft Windows as my primary operating system...
>tfw you type tree in cmd to feel like you have an actual shell
Actually most Linux users I know are able to play off the sexualized movie portrayals of hackers and cryptographers, and can easily talk to the opposite sex. Add to this the linguistic intuition and sharp tongue developed by using the command-line constantly, and the loads of free time they have because they've automated the boring parts of their life out, which they spend keeping up with the latest pop culture and expanding their own talents and knowledge.
It's like being a NEET except they're highly paid, visible at conferences and other public events, and literally everything they do is interesting (if it wasn't they'd have a script to do it).
OP, I think your thread died because actually everyone on /r9k/ is too stupid to use a computer. They probably get "CPU" and "Internet Explorer" confused and needed their "slut Stacy" sister to set 4chan as their homepage for them.
Are NEETs the peak of humanity?
NEETs peek at humanity from between miniblinds.
>>29186802
Thisis a very well thought out question, to which the answer is "yes".
>>29186802
>>29186832
reminder that neets ruled humanity for thousands of years
reminder that neets will do so again
Could you imagine the internal daily mind fucks
One must go through if their mix race...
I think getting laid is barely only 1/5 of their battle
Being multiracial is literally the least of my concerns. Nobody ever brings it up irl.
Height is a bigger problem for me.
>>29186801
I imagine there are actually no mindfucks involved at all, unless you really want there to be one for some reason
>>29186801
>their battle
Of what? Their struggle? Please stop with this victim complex.
Believe something fervently and have the knowledge to back it up, but sick of wasting your time on close-minded or unresponsive people?
Convince me of something. Anything you want, using whatever methods you want.
>>29186792
i can't not convince you im right
this is a fact
>>29186792
God is real read the bible duh
Jezus fucking christ.
Any Zooey Deschanel fans here?
>>29186743
I find her to be really attractive.
>>29186743
I really, really, really like this image
:4)
SHE'S MINE. GO BACK TO YOUR KATY PERRY SLUTBAG. I CLAIMED ZOOEY YEARS AGO AND IM NOT GOING TO HAVE HER TAKEN FROM ME
I am Mr Poopybuttholehead AMA
>>29186694
Are those women's glasses? They look awfully feminine.
>>29186707
Uh, They are my moms old glasses so maybe?
>>29186694
you're a fugly roach
>be a real trappin nigga
>Walking down da street minding my bidness
>Police stop me and illegally search me to find da drugs I had stashed
>Police beat da shit outta me.
>They walked away wit ma drugs.
Why do people have to be so evil as to assume that because I'm a real nigga that I got drugs? Please answer this white devils
>>29186655
you got off easy,nigger.
WHIPPET
THRUDA
GLASS
NIGGUH
>>29186655
sheeeeeeeeeeit da world b unfair mudda fukka
>poeple can see who checked they profile on facebook, at white time and how many times
how fucked are you?
>>29186640
They sort of can, you show up as a suggested friend if you've been on their profile.
>>29186640
This isn't a thing thoughyet.But yeah I would enormously fucked. Facebook already saves it so you can see it from your end.
>>29186657
no , please dont make me hopes
>tfw you will never take virginity of every /robot/ with your estogenized bp
>>29186467
Many keks, roboto-kun
I posted that pic you know where.
>>29186467
>tfw your ladycock jiggled to the thought of this
Can you handle the turbovirginity of a wizard apprentice? I don't think so.
do women know what semen smells like, or do they think I have bad BO
>>29186451
they know since most of them(above age 13) have had sex
younger will just think it's bleach or something strange but not bad smelling exactly
do you jack off all over yourself before you go out? why don't you just shower before you go out?
They probably think you stink. Semen doesn't really smell? But dick does. Wash your fucking hands anon.
Seeing as this is likely to be our next president, are you going to enlist when she starts WW3?
>>29186375
No I wont fight for roasties
Who the fuck am I fighting for?
The Jews?
>>29186375
>that pic
Kek! Is this real?
Red flags for guys: Stacy edition
>He listens to non-chart music
>he is not chad
the end
Every music is on a chart somewhere Stacy mcFakey
>>29186379
Yeah but like, he listens to like, music that's like, not top 40
