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>so anon, why don't you want women to have equal rights as men?
>>29183238
because you stupid looking cunt, you act off emotions, you're literally the niggers of gender
>>29183238
Because I never got laid. not even once. This causes me to have a misdirected hatred towards women.
I'm sorry about that, but I haven't been able to reverse this tendence thus far.
>>29183256
>you act off emotions
Heh, idiots, am I right? True gentlemen such as ourselves act only on logic. It may be cold and ruthless, but it cannot be denied as the superior way.
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~! I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, my! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And Im leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!!
My only hope is that the guy who originally wrote this will make another
I can smell the faint musty cheetoh dust on your fat neckbeard.
>>29183289
Kek, I laughed too hard that
What's his name again?
originalasfuckfam
Dimmy the Dominater
This is getting sad m8.
>>29183207
Please don't bully dimitar.
any ausanons on tonight? what are you doing?
>tfw all the normies are having pre drinks before going out on the town to pick up and i'm just sitting in a dark room feeling sorry for myself
>>29183173
just finished gym/dinner, maybe shower, go play some vidya. Fuck yeah, clubbing is shit anyway, i'm not 18 anymore i'm fucking 26 holy shit
>tfw no gf
>>29183173
Yes I'm on, but these always end up into a gay fest
And also
>>>/b/
>/r9k/ complaining about not having a job
Why not become an uber driver? You could make dosh while acting like admiral autismo the driver himself.
My car is too old.
>>29183091
>wanting to get stabbed by niggers
>being a taxi driver
If NEETs and Wagies are considered cucks, what is the ideal non-cuck way of living?
How is a NEET considered a cuck?
>>29183127
Being a NEET is the biggest red flag you can possible have, so no woman will ever touch you. Low income also makes it hard to get escorts.
NEETs are society's biggest cucks. Everybody fucks but them.
>>29183389
Thats not what a cuck is you fucking nigger.
Lets play a game robots.
>Pull out cell phone
>Look at recent calls
>List last 5 calls you made by name also list the date
Pizza Hut - June 9th
Dad - June 7th
Mom - June 5th
Thai Restaurant - June 4th
Psychologist - May 31st
tfw you don't even own a cellphone
Work - May 20th: boring work shit
Work - May 18th: boring work shit
Work - May 18th: got called in again the same day, cause shitty coworkers are shitty
Brother - May 14th: called to tell me he had to cancel coming to visit me.
Work - April 26th: most of these calls were people asking me to cover their shifts last minute, and I'm a poorfag so I can't refuse
I don't even like the people I'm covering for, and I don't even like my stupid ass job, but at this point I think I'm a full on robot.
What the fuck am I doing?
Gf - 9th
Bank - 9th
Doctor - 9th
Work - 8th
Friend - 8th
Judge me
Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Why don't you have any friends?
Why don't you have a job?
Not disciplined enough from starting near the bottom. And unlucky to start there
I never try.
Answered all three questions at once.
Because I don't care about any of those things.
Why don't you have a nice progressive girlfriend yet?
>>29183060
I love this new free the nipple movement.
>>29183079
It's not for you perv
>>29183060
gross titties
why do black guys have larger penises than any other race?
>>29183049
I would guess same reason their penises are more commonly "showers" and why their lips tend to be bigger: to deal with hot climate by having larger surface to give away heat
(same reason white people have opposite features)
>>29183049
They don't, that's a meme.
I thought Latinos had the largest dicks
Can we have a thread dedicated to male-only feels?
>Tfw small penis
Why did god curse me with this? There's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING I can do to improve my situation, and this is why I don't have a girlfriend. It has nothing to do with my broken personality, parental issues, or literal mental illness. It's this one imperfection that's causing me not to have a girlfriend and happiness. :^(
>>29183046
Worrying makes your situation even worse, if you can't fix it just forget about it
just ackowledge the truth of the istuation and let it blow away like a leaf on the wind my man
unless this thread is b8 considering it looks like it
>>29183046
how small are we talking about as "small"???
>>29183046
>That frustrated feeling of not fapping or watching porn for days
>That frustrated feeling of being a man and feeling like you are under siege by yourself and everyone else
>That frustrated feeling of having people on the Internet call you "bro", or "man", or "dude", and they are doing it to patronize you, not out of respect
Rate my racial make-up.
fucked up
>.2 african
nigger
How'd you do this? I want to do this.
Are there any cures/treatments available for FPD?
I was at the con the girl in the bottom middle was at. She had a nice butt.
>>29183006
Please remove the 4th box on the top
Thank you
FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
fuck off robot
why have you womlets and manlets not killed yourself yet?
>if you breed youll just put more womlet/manlet bleed into the genepool
>you can get attacked by almost anybody and get fucked up
WHY SHOULD I KILL MYSELF OVER SOMETHING I HAD NO CONTROL OVER??!!!
FUCK YOU GUY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE!!!!!
>womlet
That's not a thing.
Just like there's no male equivalent to a roastie.
I don't want to have children but at this point it's my duty to make at least 5 kids just to spite people
I agree she shouldn't have gone out partying all night but don't you think her step-dad went too far in punishing her?
Sauce plsplspls
>>29182959
Jesus sauce
>>29184567
>>29183934
this tbqhwysempaitchi
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