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>even my younger brother has lost his virginity before me
I never thought it would turn out like this.
>>29180208
I don't feel bad about this, seeing as my younger brother lost his virginity to a male cousin.
>>29180208
>both you and your older brother are robots
>parents talk about future grandchildren
>they are that far in denial
>>29180280
Funnily enough, my parents have never explicitly told me to hurry up and have kids, they always told me to go at my own pace. It's probably because they got married in their 40's.
>tfw we was kings and shit
anyone else know this feel?
Mfw would be perfectly fine with a black bbw tranny friend who always tries to get me to suck her off
>tfw black
>tfw think about passing sometimes
>tfw always unsure if I could actually pass or if I'd look like some monstrosity like OP's pic
Funny thing is, their face doesn't even look that bad, it's their body. They need to slim so fucking badly, maybe get some implants for those breasts.
niggers make the best trannies since you can't tell the difference between the men and women in the first place
U.S. Marine here. Getting stationed in Okinawa, Japan in 3 weeks. I'm pretty excited.
cool. try not to rape too much and further soil your empires reputation, normie.
>>29180144
How will you survive without alcohol?
>>29180184
It will be hard not to, but I'll do my best thanks
what would you name a 2 year old female husky?
>>29180086
why haven't you named her after 2 years anon just call her doggo
>>29180086
Doggo or Dogger or Pupup or Pupper
>>29180086
Daisy
>You have been muted for 2 seconds
Even number post decides what I say
>>29180074
My dick
originale commento
What does your pussy smell like?
>>29180080
Yes! This is why you single digit it OP.
who here /rare disease/ ?
just found out i have hemifacial spasms and im only in my early 20's.
> The incidence of hemifacial spasm is approximately 0.8 per 100,000 persons
only cure is invasive surgery where my skull is opened with a .1% chance of death but chance of lots of other complications (hearing loss, face numbness etc). right now it's light twitching almost all day and it spread from my eye to my chin/mouth area. it's only supposed to get worse.
fuck.
>>29180052
I have chronic daily headaches, a mix of tension and migraine ones, 24/7. Been like this since 2012. Not sure how rare it is.
I'm sorry to hear that anon
How badly does it affect your life and when is your surgery?
I have congenital stationary night blindness.
It means my vision drops to near 0 in any sort of dim lighting
Shit sucks, I basically can't leave my house past 8pm
Gonna get some mcd's breakfast edition
cba to shout sub edition
Morning shout. Was in Cornwall for a week and the WiFi blocked 4chan.
Did I miss anything interesting?
Motorways are boring desu
>>29181088
We had a louis update
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hpq4Hwhi02
>>29181267
I'll listen to that when I get home in 5 hours. Cheers laddo
>tfw our only knowledge of what the brain is comes from what our brain tells us our brain is
>>29179922
>implying brains are real
Have you ever opened your skull to see if it was even there?
>>29179956
>open up my brain
>there's a penis inside
I should have known all this time
>>29180013
>open up my penis
>there's hundreds of millions of future Me's in there
Who here currently drinking coffee?
>>29179902
are you a yurofag or a madman?
>>29179920
Neither 2bqh lad
>>29179902
That image immediately made me crave coffee!
OP you are such a trickster!
What does /r9k/ think of the Chad in the race?
>>29179895
I'm not a normalfag so i don't care about politics
I think it doesn't matter who wins because the president has been a face position for years. I endorse him because I enjoy seeing mouth breathing liberals shit themselves.
>>29179895
From everything I've seen and heard he's a bit of a tard. He does well in terms of speaking down to his base and generating controversy for free press but that's about all he does well in, everything else is retarded policy positions and dogwhistling.
My personal theory is that he's down on his luck (again) and decided that a run for president would be just the thing to get his brand back on top. It's legitimately the most cynical campaign I've ever seen or heard about.
What's up dudes. I need some help, I'm just walking around and wondering what my life has become.
> Only find happiness in drugs / alcohol
> Jack off three times daily
> Have a gf but things are becoming distant
> Only a handful of friends
> That handful is becoming smaller every day
I have so much to live up to but I just waste it snorting oxycodone and drinking until I pass out
Why do I even do these things?
>>29179864
At least you have money for drugs. Try being suicidal with drugs as your sole coping mechanism, yet being completely broke and unfit for work. Your life sounds like heaven.
>has money for drugs
>has a gf
>has time to jack off three times a day
>has a handful of friends
Jesus christ fuck off to facebook you faggot normie
>>29179864
>snoring oxy
Idiot
Make Donald Drumpf Again, robots!
>hey it's board full of bitter, angry, virgin men
>i bet you guys love women, right?
>are you ready to vote for the FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT WOOO
I don't understand the Drumpf thing.
People hate him for being "Racist" (Islam isn't a race, but whatever) and hating immigrants...
But they then insult him about his ancestors who immigrated to america and anglicized their name, a common practice among German immigrants?
>leftist memes
If girls don't have a prostate, why do they bother with anal sex?
Because they're "exploring themselves" with Chad.
Because Chad asks for anal.
>>29179667
Apparently it can stimulate their happy or some shit
My fellow robots. I have noticed it is a common trend here to wish to be born in the old days. So what would you say if someone bought a mountain\alot of land and invited you and other bots to live a different style of life would you join? Need a axe to cut a tree? Have the black smith make one. Need iron to make it? Have the stone cutter or miner get some ore. It can be a old fashion community of robots without normes or Stacy's cucking shit up. A Robotopia if you will.
>no internet
I think I'll pass on this friend
>>29179680
ok lets blow like 10K on a internet tower and power with solar banks. Has a length of 15 miles diamiter. I would know my grandfather has one. Next. And no we are not going complete stone age.
We have a thread like this about once a month. Never goes anywhere, it'll take an enormous effort and capital to do what you're thinking of.
Look on /out/, there are some people that talk a lot about buying some land and build log cabins and other things like that. They post there.
Alright Femanons, its time for a good old fashioned red flags for men thread. I'll get us started:
>He doesn't read non-fiction
>He talks about 'gaming communities'
>He can't offer sympathy or relate to anyone without offering a personal anecdote or saying 'I'
>He talks about his 'taste' in media ever
>He is only 'creative' with things that involve tools made by some other creative (i.e. he is 'creative' with map-building in a video game, or is a 'creative' dungeon master, or cosplayer; is a 'creative' magic the gathering deckbuilder, or is a 'creative' fan fiction writer or what have you--he can't work from the ground up)
>He votes
>He reads Brandon Sanderson or an equivalent
>He has never been inside a public library
>He wears open toed shoes
>He doesn't know how a suit is supposed to fit
>He can't tie a two-in-hand
>He wears white socks
>He
>he starts redflag threads
>pretends to be a girl
This would be decent if you know it wasn't a red flag just to live lmao
>>29179684
>He thinks these are ever started by women
![nanuk[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TvJFsYR.jpg "nanuk[1]")
