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Go ahead, anon, pluck one and make a wish!
I really see no fucking problem here, fagboys
>>29177066
more? please? like would it be possible for you to post more? do you know the source?
I honestly don't get why so many people hate bush. Sexy as hell desu.
Isaac Newton, the most intelligent man to ever live, chose a life of celibacy.
I'm/you're not the most intelligent man to ever live.
>>29177037
Try again, virgin loser.
>>29177037
He was an ugly motherfucker. No wonder he died a virgin.
Is it possible for there to exist a human connection with someone face-to-face/in real life in which not a single word is spoken verbally to one another from the moment they meet to the moment their association is suppressed? By this I mean both as a friendship and a romantic/sexual relationship. Written communication is fine, insofar as there is a pen and sheet of paper available in spontaneous situations you happen to find yourself in with that person (eg. cuddling).
>>29176996
why do normies thing these things are cute?
they're so fucking horrifying
>>29177061
this desu, they were once young and hot, now they are rotting pieces of shit, i don't understand all those idiots yapping about "oooh nature and the humans are so perfect and complicated" when we are just sacks of rotting and shitting meat
this is why i love transhumanism, we need to let go of those inferior shells for our minds
>>29177061
It's not meant to be cute. I think it's more autistic than "normal". I'd like to spend time with someone without vocal words. It removes a lot of the social customs and behaviours that go against your idea of what this question is about.
Any other robots donate plasma for money?
I just did it for the first time today. They fucked up sticking the needle in my left arm and we had to switch arms halfway through the procedure.
Took about 50 minutes total and got $50.00
$60.00/hr, huh?
>>29176980
I thought they stopped giving money for blood donation because of HIV+ drug addicts donating blood.
>>29177004
Truly the wagecuckiest way to access the situation. Why put per hour to things you can't get paid by the hour?
>tfw my therapist is dumping me in 9 weeks
do you think she knows i jerk off to her facebook every single day?
>>29176942
Can you see into the future
>>29176965
she told me she cant see me after 9 weeks
>>29176970
Tell her you have the hots for her
>It's an 'Anon saves a whole bunch of people from a terrorist attack and becomes famous' daydream.
>>29176936
here we go OP
orugnali commmendo
>It's an 'Anon dies and goes to the underworld but then takes over the underworld and invades Heaven and Earth with an army of demons, overthrows God and rules all of existence for all of eternity' daydream.
>>29176936
>It's an "Anon sacrifices himself to save his class from a school shooter and his oneitis finally realizes how great he was" daydream
I'm schizophrenic and drunk as shit. I'm finally ready to kms. How should. I do ut?
Drown in the toilet
Slit wrists, set up live stream first thoughjk don't actually do it famalam
>>29176898
You do look crazy as fuck. I suggest toaster in the bathtub.
My co-worker invited me over to her apartment for a party with some people from work. I'm really nervous because this is literally the first time I've been invited to anything, what do?
>>29176808
This is it, robot. Make us proud.
Have a drink before you go, remind yourself that social interactions are not about what you say but about the energy you project.
>>29176808
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
spoiler]also originials[[/spoiler]
While Chad knights were raping and pillaging various towns or fighting wars, what was life like for the medieval robot?
probably locked up/killed for spiritual reasons due to abnormal behaviour. either that or a serf
>>29176753
Actually, the sheltered robot children were the ones out raping and pillaging and more generally dying.
Chad the jester back at the castle fucking Princess Stacey.
Normies were peasants as usual, except farming instead of playing console FPS.
>>29176753
He was a pikeman among the ranks of the expendable peasants of King Chad. Usually got slaughtered by an arrow while trying to breach a castle.
>tfw no whitehaired saami gf
: (
>>29176664
your waifu is shit-tier, kill yourself.
>>29176692
Fuck you faggot. I'm gonna raise whitehaired babbies with her.
Fuck, I saved a copy of the Reader's Digest with this girl's picture in it for like three years.
>You will never be black Chad tranny girlfriend.
Why live?
>>29176641
go to hell, faggot
You can be my gf if you butt is cute.
Who is this?
Originu
>he puts his dick in a sleeping girl
>eventually gonna end up with a million BBCs in his ass in these 3 months
>>29176607
kill yourself, homo shit for brains
>>29176607
He raped her. Yes he did plain and simple. Don't argue this, or you'll look fucking stupid.his moronic fucking ass got caught, that's all on him.
>>29176645
Did he though?
>make meaningful thread a long with asking one's perspective
>zero replies
>make generic "i hate womunz" thread
>over 500 replies
r9k in a nutshell
>>29176579
What does "meaningful" even mean to you? "A girl dumped me watdo"?
>>29176622
In the case where it is something entirely personal, we can't really give you any proper insight about anything since we don't know you personally or the other party. You'll most likely just get troll responses.
>>29176579
Your post was probably incredibly unfunny.
Mild background noise irony is gonna win out if you're a boring unfunny noobposter.
This shouldn't even need pointing out.
Let's have another one of these threads. Write a letter to someone who might or might not read it.
>>29176573
Eat shit, dumbass cuck
I want to kill myself but I feel like it would be too hard on my family so I painfully carry on
At the least i want you to forgive me.
But i feel like while im trying to make amends im just pushing you farther away.
I'm over you, i love someone else now that feels the same, but i feel like shit the way things ended.
I always care about you Kyra
-A
If I could kill all adult women, I would. You fucking bet your booty I would. And the fact that they're so fucking jealous of cute, young, energetic girls fills me with rage to no end. Ever notice how the #1 haters of things like Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus (when she was young and qt), and emos are ALWAYS these ugly as fuck women. It's because they're fucking jealous. They sell their souls so they can become a fucking whore and blend in. They've watched every makeup tutorial in existence, changing everything about themselves in a pathetic attempt to acquire men. They intentionally removed themselves from the vigor and quirks of their youth. They try and try so hard to rid themselves of the emotions and life that make us human, just because they've convinced themselves that being a shell of their former selves is the only way to get guys.
And then, they turn on the TV and see these cute young girls, just being themselves and doing their thing, yet attracting a herd of fanboys begging for their pussy. Wouldn't you be fucking pissed too? After all that research, after all those other women telling you that these are the women guys hate. And yet these girls have boys fawning over them, just by being themselves. Wouldn't you be fucking pissed? All that research, down the drain! You sold your soul for nothing! But, of course, they'll never admit that cute tween girls are better than them. And so, they attack these cute girls to protect their cognitive dissonance.
>T-they're sluts D:
I hate adult women so much. So spiteful. So full on hate. Void of everything that adds to the human experience. Kill them and let me piss on their graves.
>>29176551
>And then, they turn on the TV and see these cute young girls, just being themselves and doing their thing
Oh, Jimmy. You still have much to learn, my boy.
>>29176551
>And then, they turn on the TV and see these cute young girls, just being themselves and doing their thing
Son....
let us now ask ourselves a question
