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Who /onesie/ here?
The brand I bought is called Sazac and it's fantastic quality. Like I said in the thread from yesterday, I almost always wear it to bed along with boxers and a light shirt. This shit keeps me so cozy and warm, and o wake up feeling a lot better the next morning.
Tell me robots, why don't you have one yet, and if you do help convert the non-believers
>pic related my onesie
>>29179244
Where do i buy one for a reasonable price?
>>29179244
I dunno.
Do men even WEAR onesies?
Seems like a chick thing.
>>29179299
You can get them online for a decent price, but I paid $60 for mine at a convention. This is just an example https://www.amazon.com/Sazac-Budgie-Kigurumi-Adults-Costume/dp/B00FZIKIAE?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0
But it's worth the price in terms of durability and comfyness. I wouldn't go for the cheap stuff unless you know it's reputable
>>29179328
I don't know man, I thought it was lame at first. But once you wear one you'll understand why people like it. I'd never wear it in public though, it's only for bed
Do girl's pussies fill up with water when they swim or take a bath?
grill here
no
>>29179259
Explain how you prevent it from filling up.
Does your cock fill up with water like a balloon when you're in the water?
Hey robots,
What are you drinking tonight? I don't have to do anything tomorrow so I'm getting drunk.
What are you drinking? What are you listening to?
Currently listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEYvI83qPWw
and drinking pic related for some reason.
Worst flavor. Only redeeming quality is 14%. Sour Apple is 14% and tastes better.
>>29179241
just finished a tall boy of dog bite
going to have one more tall boy of stack high gravity
listening to the new swans and perhaps some noiserock shit after that. enjoying myself. I also find that drinking and listening to music with scented candles is very soothing so I have a bunch of candles lit up lol faggy but whatev
Four Loko is disgusting. I'm very nearly an alcoholic and I can't stand it. I'm drinking some shiner ruby redbird right now.
So, did you lose your virginity with a hooker? How was it? Do you regret?
>>29179232
Yes
Great
no
>>29179232
no, i lost it to a slut in the 8th grade. but fuck hookers because i havent been laid in years.
No
No
No Regrets
>mfw I finally broke out of NEETdom and got an office job pulling down $80k plus benefits
>>29179223
and? i have a trust fund and my family inheratance. ill probably be a NEET for life and enjoy the life of a wagecuck.
>>29179223
How?
I work 6-7 days a week as an auto mechanic and pull in less than $15K a year.
How long was this NEETdom?
NEETdom is being unemployed for 2 years minimum.
None of this out of work for 6 weeks bullshit.
Try being in NEETdom for 10 years and then try to find a job. Going to be pretty much impossible unless you have some type of family business that you can lie that you were working for the entire time.
why do girl always say that they're "tired"
Must be nice to be able to talk to girls or other people.
>>29179175
I think you already know the answer to that one.
>>29179175
Their lack of personality.
>when your father only starts trying to be social with you after you're 25 despite living in the same house place for your entire existence
I seriously get insanely angry anytime he tries. He asks the most stupid fucking questions and tries acting all "bro" with me. After all these years of him never being a father to me at all he just suddenly expects us to have a normal father / son relationship?
Why does this piss me off so much. I am not he type of person who gets super angry about shit but for some reason this makes me so mad.
He's getting old anon
He won't be around forever, spend some time with ol' pep pep
>>29179118
I've been living at my dads for about a year now, and now only he tries talking to me because I went to the looney bin about a month and a half ago.
Quit being a faggot on purpose. Unless you've got a time machine up your ass, try and talk to your dad. At the very least he's still been part of your life after 25 years. That's a hell of a lot more than some others get.
Do you put down a plastic sbest?
>>29179115
If you ever sleep next to a naked chick and cuddle you will wake up with white stains all over your pants
>>29179115
Her ass is disproportionately large to her body
>>29179199
I think it's just the angle that the picture is taken from.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10444715
how does r9k prefer their ice? discuss
Slowly melting in my asshole
>>29179007
>No option for those half-oval ice "cubes".
>>29179024
thanks for the serving suggestion, that sounds sorta fun and i'm not even a fag
does this reddit manlet have any chance of ever getting laid?
>>29178979
he is being himself so yes
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he seems like a pretty cool guy actually,
if I liked men I would sex him
>at doctor check up
>looks in my ears
>have you been putting q tips in there?
Yeah, that's how you clean them
>You're not supposed to do that, only use them to clean the outside of ear
>don't believe him and go home and look it up
>he's right
How the fuck have I not known this and been doing it wrong for 22 years?
It literally says not to put them in your ears on the qtip box. But that doesn't stop me
>>29179103
maybe all that earwax in your brain explains why you're here
>>29178944
how are you supposed to get rid of the itchy feeling then? Use your fingers like a barbarian?
Who shall you choose?
let's do it bloopadoop
>>29178868
rolling tbo tbo
>>29178868
Rollan for the slut, dumpy one, or the fatty
Where's the fulfillment normalfags seem to experience? I bought the hype 2 years ago and "turned my life around". I do everything they do now. I make good money. I have a girlfriend that I genuinely love. I live in one of the whitest and most economically stable cities in the world. I have several creative outlets.
But none of it clicks together into a cohesively happy lifestyle. Always in the back (more like the middle) of my mind are worries about death, injury, the future of my country, and whether or not i'll be judged after death. I used to just worry about what other people thought about me, but this is much worse.
that's right jay
>Money
>Girlfriend
>Somehow has it 'much worse' than us.
Get the fuck out, normie. I don't care if you used to be a robot, but you can't empathize with us anymore, and vice-versa. I'm not trying to be mean, but you've 'made it'. Your complaints sound like a white 14 year old girl from Milwaukee complaining to a starving subsaharan african child.
>>29179065
>Your complaints sound like a white 14 year old girl from Milwaukee complaining to a starving subsaharan african child.
That sounds a little dramatic to me desu.
>>29178846
Life sucks bro, and it always will. The people who appear the happiest are just better at hiding it, have found effective methods by which to avoid thinking about it, or they're stupid. Ignorance is bliss, as they say.
>want friends
>prefer to be alone
You're brain says "I need human interaction please."
You're mind tells it "I'm afraid I can't do that."
Panic attack.
When you sleep your brain slunks away to talk shit about you to the other brains.
Says you can't provide what it needs.
Says it got stuck with a worthless human.
>>29178888
This. Isn't it amazing that there is a duality between sentience and instinctual behavior? Would you consider this to be a body and mind duality also? I could see it like that, the brain itself can be seen as part of the body, and so can all the aspects of it out of conscious control, but conscious itself, though a product of the body is a thing separate. The consciousness is like a controller that knows no physical presence, requiring the existence of the platform it controls to exist.
>>29178839
I solved this by looking for competitors instead of friends.
Who are some of you guys' favorite BBC porn actors?
Wesley Pipes is my favorite. He fucks bitches good and is funny as hell.
>>29178824
Lexington Steele
Jack Napier
Sean Michaels
Mandingo
>>29178824
>blacks on blondes
>brunette girl
>>29178858
Jack Napier's dick is weird man. I can't watch his stuff. Same with Shane Diesel. They just look fake to me even though they're not.
