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>tfw you're in love with a pornstar
>being in love with a woman who had sex with over 9000 men
thats lust anon not love
>>26315076
No such thing as a pure woman anyway
I couldnt do it /r9k/ i couldn't kill myself
>now everyone knows im crazy
>now I'm stuck feeling miserable
Theres no way out of this senpai
try again
go alone to some forest near you
no one will bother you.
>>26314670
> Theres no way out of this senpai
Sure there is, try again.Do it right this time.
>>26314670
why do you want to end it?
man up and live your life. Don't go the pussy way out. I have respect for people who an hero.
ITS REAL AUSSIE HOURS
first for emilie de ravin, cobbers
It's goddamn 10pm, buddy. Why could this thread not have been made 5 or 6 hours ago?
Pretty hot today.
>>26314725
Fuckin oath mate. Had to do some gardening for the family what a fucking nightmare that was.
What thing keep you alive robots?
>tfw i asked myself this question
and no answer came to my mind.
curiosity mostly.
I guess deep down I still believe there is a chance for change.
When that goes...
life isn't bad enough to overcome my instinct for self preservation I suppose.
>>26314541
vidya (even though i have no steam friends)
and anime
without these two things i'd have found a rope and hung myself with it a while ago
So, I guess lots of us don't really have much to do. And I assume at least some of us might be interested in learning something new, because why the fuck not? Well recently I started learning german using duolingo/memrise and I was wondering if some robots would be interested in learning some languages together?
I know forming a learning group sounds normie as fuck, but we don't really have to talk about anything social, form a hierarchy or any of the typical normie things. We can just encourage each other to keep learning and maybe explain some things to each other.
Obviously I'm not gonna be a nazi about it, if you want to be social, that's your decision, but it's not the primary goal. So if anyone is interested. Here is the link
http://www.memrise.com/group/9370725/
Also let me know in the thread what languages would you be interested to learn or any thoughts you might have.
>>26314534
Great idea anon, I learned 1000 Chinese characters on that, and 500 words of Hindin (but later forgot most of that). I'd love to join a robot German group.
I'm using memrise to learn Korean. I can already make decent sentences, just gotta practice grammar more.
>>26315264
>>26315237
Hey, sorry that the link is invalid. After seeing the thread at the last page with 0 replies, I thought noone was interested.
http://www.memrise.com/group/9370725/
Here is a new link. Also it doesn't have to be just German, but it could be beneficial. Memrise is pretty great and combined with duolingo(which doesn't let you practice vocabulary opposed to memrise) it's a pretty decent combo.
You're still young
That's your fault
There is so much you have to go through
Find a girl
Settle down
If you want, you can marry
But you will still be here tomorrow
But your dreams may not..
I really want to fucking kill myself I think of it every day. Somewhere throughout the day I will remind myself that I'm a failure I'm not going anywhere and I'm terrible with women
In my head complaining about my situation that I've desperately tried to change soon I'll say fuck it who cares and kill myself smiling
IT'S NOT NORMAL AND ITS NOT FAIR TO BE THIS FUCKING DEPRESSED EVERYDAY EVEN ON ANTI DEPRESSANTS
22 year old not fat or autistic
Nice body and beard
No hope with women
Failure to parents
No solid qualifications
I use to get laid a lot but that luck soon died fast.
Currently saving to move overseas
Hoping to meet a beautiful woman in the country I'm moving too.
If my saving goes to shit and I don't make it overseas I will no doubt end it
>>26314515
>tfw no dreams
>tfw don't know which mountain's top I'm supposed to get that boulder to the top
>no siblings
>all cousins are female
>tfw my family's lineage dies with me
>>26314542
Push the boulder to the top of mountain only to loose your balance trip and have the boulder crush you
That's how life works for some people
You think it's great once you reach the end
But then you realize that this is just the beginning
Its a cruel cycle
>fat ugly girl has crush on me
>reject her constantly holding out for some stacey to love me
>years later in touch again
>still rejecting her
>get too horny one day
>tired of failing with women and being invisible to them, invite her over
>we fug
>2 weeks later we go on a date
>i hold her hand and kiss her goodnight and stuff
help r9k i fell in love with fat ugly girl
>>26314507
How fat?ilikeike
>>26314507
Come on op tell us about this hamplanet
Is it bad that i laughed at hamplanet?
Can a person ever truly redeem themselves from evil?
Or are some people beyond any payment, act of charity or redemption due to the actions of their past?
>>26314398
A good act does not wash out the bad. Nor the bad the good.
>>26314504
Is there degrees though?
Would building a children's hospital and financing research into numerous diseases, perhaps even curing one, saving countless lives mean a person could wash out the murder of one child?
I love these people who say I used to be this and that when I was young, I used people for my own personal gain and I caused pain to many others, but I've matured, I'm 27 now and I have changed :^)
Like, you have been a douchebag most of your life and you come telling me with a straight face that you have changed?
Bitch, I see right trough your veil of bullshit and see right into your fucking miserable, insecure and rotten core. I have never kept anything hidden and that if something has made people uncomfortable. I have allowed all of the abuse that has happened to me and absorbed it. That has tempered me, there is literally nothing you can say to break me, the only way you can break me is in the fysical
You telling me you have changed is just an indication to me that you are just on babysteps on the process witch I have lived my entire life in senpai :^)
The main reason these people don't like me is because I could not care less about their career, toys or how many people they have slept with. That is all they have and that in a way is kind of sad.
I will buy any girl here free games on Steam simply for being a girl. All you need to do is prove that you're a girl and I will buy you any game you want.
>>26314324
Why do girls hate video games?
please please please can you buy me rocket league? i'll play the game with you and voice chat for proof.
what's your email?
>>26314324
If people like you were gathered up and burnt alive the world would be a better place
If you masturbate to anything over 19 you are a fucking normie.
if you masturbate to anything with an age you are a fucking normie.
>>26313910
What about those mom-son incest-obsessed creeps? Huh? What about gerontophiles (granny porn)? What about ageless/unknown age fictional characters? Fuck off nigger
I can't get aroused by any girl over 12. I fucking wish I were a normie.
Do virgins have the right to kill women because they won't sleep with them?
>>26313822
Yep it's written in ''The Virgin's Guide to Dating''
You should read it sometime
Do I have the right to your home address and your life because I don't like your post?
>>26313822
Only if you're an immigrant in the western europe.
In fact even feminists will support you.
>cum inside woman
What goes through your head in this moment?
>>26313776
>fuck, i paid this prostitute for an hour and i came in 10 minutes
>>26313776
>fucking a woman once
>randomly remember some funny ass joke from a while back
>start laughing uncontrollably
>literally could not continue because I couldn't breathe
>she gets creeped out and gets turned off
>>26313776
>im fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DbawRID5Fw
>that moment when it hits you that you are getting old and still havent done accomplished anything worth mentioning yet
>>26313455
how old are you?
28 here. Feels really bad. Some people from high school are changing careers or getting advanced degrees while I'm stuck with a worthless BA and can't get better than near minimum wage jobs.
>>26313494
24 with a shitty minimum wage job with no future.
the only friends I had moved on with their life, gf, good jobs etc.
no gf ever
>>26313455
>tfw I'm 30 and only on my second quarter of community college
>high school students, students fresh out of high school, and then there's me
>blow them all out of the water
Fuck it, m8. They aren't even close to competition. I run circles around these guys, and in some cases, I'm literally twice their age.
What is the ultimate city/region to live in brobots?
I live in the Bay Area, and there's some fun to be had and its all close to each other but shits expensive.
New York seems like a lot of fun, and you don't even need a car.
>>26313273
Those are all normie filled urban shitholes.
Kill yourself.
Portland is where I'd go
>Close to forests, ocean
>Hipsters, cool people
>Cold
>Weird
>Close to many good places cities
Philadelphia.
>all the benefits of a big city
>easy to find apartments for $400/month
Who here hates /optimism/ ?
These people run society into the ground with their bullshit.
They're willing to tell you "positive things" even if it leads to your death.
What's preventing them from being realists, and why are they so vapid?
Not saying positiveness is bad, but these peoples first assumption is the best outcome.
>>26313254
I don't think there's anything wrong with optimism, are you sure you aren't talking about idealism?
>>26313348
Maybe I guess that sounds more about right. I just tend to think the worst outcome and prepare myself for it, then when something better happens then I can feel a bit of happiness from it.
Instead of expecting best outcome, and 99.99% of time it ends up far worse than expected, that's what leads people to suicide. Disappointment.
We set up every human being for disappointment in life instead of preparing them for it.
I'm going to irrationally assume the best in others and you can't stop me.
