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When's the last time you were around girls you aren't related to?
>>26306305
Other than the ones I work with, probably a week or so ago.
The ones I work with, so earlier today (got out at 1:45 AM).
I'm around girls almost everyday due to work. Do you mean actually hanging out with a girl? Because if so, it's been 5yrs.
i just can't handle it anymore. i'm sick and tired of the world, i'm ending it tonight.
stick with me through this, fellow /r/obots, and help ease me into my final hour. i don't know how long i have left, but i don't think i'll make it to the morning.
pic related is how i'm going out. my roommate made a batch of weed brownies to sell, but left them all in the fridge for the weekend. he's at his girlfriend's house tonight, so i just decided to eat them all. i'm scared, but i have no regrets. life just isn't for me anymore.
Lol you're gonna die
paint the ceiling faggot
if you kill yourself you won't be able to shitpost with us anon, don't make that mistake
>my beta friend I used to bully has a gf and I never had
>>26306010
lel, how pathetic are you?
That's because he has personality
>>26306010
>not wearing shoes in public
For those of you who don't know he's basically the real life Tony Stark and Robert Downey Jr. admitted his performance in Iron Man was inspired by Elon Musk.
I want to make awesome rockets and electric cars and cool weapons.
Unfortunately you're too stupid and degenerate to become like him and you will never achieve anything that is even remotely mediocre in the field of science and exploration. In fact you're going to continue shitposting on 4chan and jerking off to cuck porn. You and I post on /r9k/ do you legitimately think you will ever achieve greatness?
>>26306050
Arrogant prick, too abrasive and rash to bring people together and harness their strength. You're a worthless fuck. and I want your attitude washed out of the human gene pool.
You gotta be you, only one in the world.
Pic related: electric motorcycle i made out of junk for 3k
I plan on crushing Tesla and the rest of this bloated antiquated american auto industry.
>tfw you learn Japan's fixation on sibling romance in anime/manga goes straight down to mythology
>>26305736
Literally welcome to all human mythology.
>>26305919
Yeah I know how much of it existed in our entire history but I just find it slightly amusing how Japan doesn't really give a fuck if it's in the media but the Western shits itself.
>>26305919
>0 sibling romance in the bible
>0 sibling romance in India
>0 sibling romance in China
>0 sibling romance in Europe
nope it's literally just the japs
I CANT STOP CHECKING MY ONEITIS' INSTAGRAM
>having a oneitis
don't do this bro. it'll only break your heart.
>>26305684
>tfw my oneitis's ig is set to private
>>26305684
Go for it, keep checking, imagining how awesome it would be to be with her. Then after 2 months it will stop. Then you will realize that there is 7 billion people in this world, and if you would be born on a different continent you would not even ever knew her. Then you will realize that oneitis is just an illusion, and nature trick to trick you into making babies, and then listen to shit from her because you have respongilibities.
Who here hates classical?its a genre everyone is suppose to like but no one really does
>>26305490
Speak for yourself, you fucking pleb.
>he thinks classical is a genre!
Who is shocked that a pleb can't appreciate a symphony?
>>26305490
>classical
I agree OP I much prefer Baroque.
>tfw you've been in love with a girl for 2 years and have no idea whether she has cute feet or not
i know that feel but its 4 years for me
I know that feel but its been 7 years for me
aren't feet pretty cute in general if you're into it?
Guys, why do people socialise? I'm autist as fuck so this shit helps me immensely with responding to people:
>Ego stroke - (Me, me, what I've done, what I'm doing, respect me)
>Waste time - (social commentary, stupid, funny, shocking)
>Have fun - (mindless, games, tease, sport)
>Be understood - (listen, worldview, empathise, family, emotions)
>Plan actions - (plans, schemes, ideate, goals, discussion)
>Be inspired - (laugh or cry, better days coming or the best is now, story, anecdotes)
I think I've covered it all? What other aspect do people socialise for, and how to respond to it.
>>26305373
>Reasons people socialize?
1.Exchange goods and services
That's it.
Some special categories of services include:
-"Friendship"*
- Sex&Long term relations
- Information exchange
because you see other people as these superior beings that you think are judging you and their judgments matter, instead of treating people like cockaroaches and saying whatever you want to them because you don't have to make a distinction on whether or not you have something of enough value to say.
They'll be talking endlessly about themselves and other boring shit such as political correctness and "hiking."
I'm drunk, bored and lonely. somebody tell me story, plox.
>>26305365
A boy called Jim went to school and ate cake. The end.
>>26305365
Once upon a time there was a qt 2d beauty. It was you anon. And she exists in your heart to this day
See the child. He is pale and thin, he wears a thin and ragged linen shirt. He stokes the scullery fire. Outside lie dark turned fields with rags of snow and dark woods that harbor yet a few last wolves. His folk are known for hewers of wood and drawers of water but in truth his father had been a schoolmaster. He lies in drink, he quotes from poets whose names are now lost. The boy crouches by the fire and watches him.
Night of your birth. Thirty-three. The Leonids they were called. God how the stars did fall. I looked for blackness, holes in the heavens. The Dipper stove.
The mother dead these fourteen years did incubate in her own bosom the creature who would carry her off. The father never speaks her name, the child does not know it. He has a sister in this world that he will not see again. He watches, pale and unwashed. He can neither read no write and in him already brood a taste for mindless violence. All history present in that visage, the child the father of the man
God tier music thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfH8EJA-hg0
>>26305276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si39PoRDFrI
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JuCq9n8jW8E
>>26305276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIIqYqtR1lY
Quick! What are you doing on a Christian image board on a friday night?
>>26305154
jkozeAEFRGGRGZzGgfdggG
Shitposting of course. What else would I be doing here?
>>26305154
trying to find some sauce
Hello,
is there an r9k minecraft server I could join?
>>26304898
I don't mind this, r9k server thread.
I can get a small server up and running tomorrow evening. Offline and auto op
>>26305125
fantastic, i only just downloaded this game but it is very fun and i'd like to play it with my fellow robots.
I would also like this
ITT: Poor guy
>>26304790
nah fuck him
Shouldn't be validating her, contributing to everything shit in the world
Dude probably isn't single.
Look at him.
those perfect armpits
hnnnnggg
Any robots live alone? How is it? How much do you pay a month. My parents are moving to Las Vegas but I don't want to go because I feel too overwhelmed by everything there so now I have to find an apartment within 3 weeks.
Just live in the ghetto. You can easily find a place for <$500 a month.
>>26304747
God you're such a pussy
Just live with a gecko. That will keep your troubled mind at ease.
