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/r9k/, how do I get someone to kill me? I don't want to kill myself and I don't want to aggravate someone to get them to kill me. I want to die in a "socially acceptable" way that looks like an accident, like getting hit by a drunk driver.
>>26308289
Walk to the far end of a driving range by accident and let the golf ball hit you in the head.
Hire an assassin
>>26308344
That just looks like negligence on my part, I doubt anyone would care if I died like that.
>>26308351
I'm poor AF, don't think that will happen
Is it even possible to get a gf if you're not in college?
Yup.
Living proof, speaking.
>>26308205
leave normie leave
reeee
>>26308205
How?
ORIGINAL
COMMENTO
have you ever punched your mom?
only donkeypunched ;)
Of course. Bitch needs to know her place.
>>26307683
Nope. Not even when it would have been legally self defense :)
If women ruled the planet, there would be peace on earth. Why are men so shit?
if women ruled the planet it wouldnt exist
>>26307574
/thread
original desu
Better ways to release anger with out legal consequences
physical activity
>>26307427
>
Praying to kek
>>26307427
install a punching bag
Why do so many normies put hiking as one of their main interests? What's the fucking point?
You're literally just walking. There's nothing interesting about it, it's LITERALLY fucking walking until you get tired, then walk some more.
It's probably one of the most mind-numbingly insipid things you could bring up in a conversation, so why even bother?
It's the pussiest way to say "outdoorsy"
Agreed. Always hated this. I guess it gives photo opportunities?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HIKING IS AMAZING OP YOURE JUST A UNATHLETIC FAGGOT WHO CANT WALK TEN FEET WITHOUT RUNNING OUT OF BREATH
>dating websites
These things are fucking awful.
Anyone have any luck with them?
I'm invisible on them. Like a filler profile made for stock.
>>26307342
Yep, currently dating a slim, 5'4" redhead in med school. Life is good.
I had some luck. It was mostly a virtue of being good looking though. I'm one of those people that is attractive but has a shit personality. And all I ever wanted was a long term relationship. So I got a lot of dates and some sex but I never managed to make anyone stay longer than a month or two. So in the end I quit dating sites out of the hope that maybe I'll have better luck meeting someone more long-term minded in real life. Hasn't panned out yet but it's really only been a couple of weeks so I guess I'll keep trying and seeing what happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FipWCyIF4Y
you know what time it is niggas
REAL.NIGGA.HOURS!!!!!!!1
SMASH DAT MUGFUGGIN LIKE BUTTON!!!!
>you know what time it is niggas
failed memes general.
post ur failed memes here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhlVDbcqwQo
you didnt even post the right song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIm500CFKhw
1
>tfw even muslim women are stacys
white women are gold diggers
middle eastern women are oil diggers
>>26306932
Reeeeeeeeee
Even Islam cant stop the inner slut
>>26306932
Holy shit that girl is sexy. Post more Saudi-Stacys.
30 seconds boys
hurry up
what do you want?
>>26306843
Lays
To stop being a part of this world
>>26306895
Woah, can't believe that was original
What is a good robot job? Im going to be fucked if I dont find a job in the next month
stockroom/warehouse work
>>26306868
What kind of stuff does warehouse work entail? My dad is offering me a job doing that or some construction stuff.
I worked at papa johns for a while. Would recommend. Kinda struggled with the anxiety thing but it was nice to have human interaction looking back.
The definition of cuck.
>living life to the fullest
>listening, laughing and being me
"I'm an unimaginative, basic, selfish whore who's bored with my beta cuck and looking to upgrade my status to super-ho while I continue to bleed my beta for bux."
>>26306766
why did she think that was a good photo angle for her
>!!!!!
>down to earth
>goofy
>5 years old kid
>that fucking picture
This thing is so gross.
Do normalfags actually believe this garbage?
Fucking why?
I'm one of the loneliest, saddest and most damaged losers on the planet but I'm not kind or wise in the slightest.
In addition, I am indifferent towards the suffering of others AND I don't enjoy smiling at all.
In my experience, people who've had it tough are rarely nice people. They have no reason to be.
Just look at all these filthy refugees pouring into Europe right now. They're not nice.
You just have lost hope in humanity. There is lots of good in the world anon, you just have to look beyond all the sadness
Because normies are literally unable to grasp the concept of depression so they just make shit up that they felt in their single life periods.
Also, muslims are just violent by nature. Most of them are economic immigrants piggybacking off of actual war victims who usually settle in the closest safe country. But oh well, Europe's cuck leaders are literally letting these child-raping murderers walk into most countries on the content and rape the women and children. I'd fucking love to see this shit continent burn for good. Hopefully in a few years NK decides to nuke the fuck out of Europe, followed shortly by the middle east so we can get rid of these desert niggers for good.
>>26306709
I definately connect with these stupid normie memes. I don't smile the brightest but I've trained myself to have a great fake smile as to ensure people never ask whats wrong. I don't like the self intitlment of calling myself wise but I would like to think I've learned a thing or two and don't mind giving advice if it's asked for. The lonely one is what gets me. INTP, the sound of silence and being alone is calming for me since she is gone, but whenever the chance comes I can meet with friends I grew up with and moved away I'm always buying drugs and drinks and saying I love you man with hugs and high-fives. Maybe because nobody knows what it's like,
>behind blue eyes.
Is it bad that im a 24 year old femanon and i actually really enjoy buzzfeed videos?they put me in a better mood. anyone here like buzzfeed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irWodlcSBbQ
>>26306672
Its only okay if u b my gf
You know what else you like?
-Heroin
-Coke
-Sex
-...
Does that mean we should enjoy them?
That's up for you to decide. But I personally think you need to have control.
Also would you like to be my girlfriend.
Yes it is bad.
Buzzfeed is cancer.
anyone else have a terrible stutter that makes them wanna die?
>>26306316
>get a block
>feel like jumping in front of the next car that drives past
It's like I've chosen to play on fucking ultra hard mode when I was born.
yes... even around friends I've spent countless hours I still stutter and it holds me back from feeling like I can enjoy company.
that's why I sit here and shitpost. when I have the manna I try to do some writing.
Hey! Opkankeren!
