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Monster Tits or Chestlets?
You decide
>>26321984
Monster tits on skinny/normal girls >>>>> chestlets >>>>>>>>>>> fat girls
Posting more delicious monster mammaries
Anything less than H cup = Chestlet
>male character says something that offends a woman
>she slaps him
>resounding silence
>man apologizes
Is anyone else tired of this trope?
Why the fuck is it so popular?
>>26321920
because this is strong independent feminst woman
no but really im tired of this too
is there such thing as a movie that doesnt use any kind of stupid tropes and cliches like this
>>26321920
>female character's acting like a bitch
>male doesn't slap her
>if he does, he's portrayed as a vile woman beating monster
Did you ever shit yourself as an adult? Did anyone notice?
holy fuck how does that even happen
i dont know but im going to be monitoring this because those kinds of stories make me kek the most
im 18 and one time i got drunk and pissed my bed, but never shit, no
No, and I have crohn's disease, so there goes your excuse for shitting yourself. Although I feel like one day I might. I've had some close calls but since I'm not into ass play I can hold my shit in.
>>26321807
Not as an adult but I have had bladder problems until I was ~15, I used to wet my bed nearly everyday
short haired girls thread
>>26321761
fuuck off to b
>>26321761
bulldyke thread?
>>26321809
they are too pure for /b/
Wild and autistic stories thread anyone?
>wake up hungry as fuck after a night of getting smoke on the water stoned
>booling mode activated
>hop into my friends car and we drive to wendys
>roll up blasting j cole
>order 2 chicken sandwiches each
>chow down
>decide we are parched
>count our change
>a little more than 3 bucks left
>fuckyes
>we can get some arizonas
>roll up blasting more j cole because the bool doesnt stop
>nigger shit influences white kids to commit acts of douchebaggery
>gta walk into the racetrack
>our friend is the cashier
>the minute we walk in she knows what is up
>grab the green tea
>make the purchase
>our mission isnt over yet
>count our change
98 cents of bool money left
>we know what we must do
>crank up some disturbed
>roll back to the wendys blasting that shit at an ignorant shitty volume thats blasting our speakers and eardrums
We are doing this to fuck with our friend who is working the drive thru
>order a jr frosty
>the simon and garfunkel cover is blasting hard
"Hello darkness my old friend"
>hand him the sweaty fucking bundle of change
>the order was 97 cents
>we counted before hand and knew we had 98
>told him that we wanted our change back
>watched him count the bundle of pennies and nickels
>topfuckingkek
>the look of disappointment on his face when he hands us the penny back
>turn up the disturbed even louder
>book it like a librarian outta there
>drive home
Successful bool
So robots, top that shit
>>26321685
Fuck off normie
original comment.
original comment.
>>26321763
sorry for having excitement in my life faggot
>>26321788
>having excitement in your life
normie please
/pol/ vs /x/ vs /r9k/
Who's the most delusional.
>>26321617
/r9k/ and its not even close desu
>>26321617
/x/ >>>>> /pol/>=/r9k/
>>26321631
this
original comment 448932
Asian women are cute. Do white women feel jelly about it?
slopes all stink
>>26321503
Not really no. They are pretty cute, so I can see some women who are obsessed with their looks, or have beauty as their only asset feeling threatened.
But it's definitely not as bad as some of the white cucks who spout racist shit but are jealous of black guys physical strength or dick size.
>>26321826
>But it's definitely not as bad as some of the white cucks who spout racist shit but are jealous of black guys physical strength or dick size.
Lol what? I tell ya roasties gonna roast.
Anon, help me, I'm sorry for rejecting you & calling you a creepy loser
>implying i'd save her
>>26321502
>able to speak with her head underwater
I then execute this foul beast, in the name of Christ
deus vult
Well, if she drowned I'd at least know that she wasn't a witch
>be black
>white guys make fun of me for being black and being on the autism spectrum
>black guys make fun of me for being ugly and liking asian girls
>>26321419
at least you have good taste in anime senpai
I know a black guy who is a huge otaku and yet bangs bitches regularly
You have no excuse
>>26321419
Are you cut or natural?
i just realized one thingyour/my oneitis will take cock all day on valentnines day by a guy who will replace her sooner or later
>have a 2d oneitis that I alone made
>her lore is created by me solely
>I am the first and only person to fuck her
Checkmate
>>26321440
reminds me of that faggot that tried to scam in wow for gold
LOL JOKES ON YOU SHES LESBIAN!!!
>tfw no Latina gf to suck her toes
>>26321264
I wonder what latina girls feet smell like
>>26321291
they probably smell amazing
>>26321264
Is "her" your sister?
Why do you want to watch her toes get sucked when you could do it yourself
>tfw finish fapping and as soon as I finish cleaning up, my mom comes into my room with my dinner, with no clue about what went down 3 minutes ago (I was fapping to degenerate trap scat porn)
>tfw finish fapping and 2 minutes later grandparents knock on door with donuts and other sugary treats
>>26321245
>tfw when have been caught in the act three times now
I can't help it, I am just a horny fuck that has to fap 3 times a day at least usually.
>>26321363
lock your fucking door? what's wrong with you
What does it feel like to touch, grope, and fuck a girl's ass?
salty bags of coins
It is a bit like touching, groping and fucking a boy's ass, but not as good.
Sags of band tbhwy
Whats /r9k/ listening to tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjO1bMHbDpY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0FA1Z8plyk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_5D4y6x-oo
https://youtu.be/yoTLaz5257k
https://youtu.be/DLzxrzFCyOs
Uncle anon, can you drive us to the anime convention?
Of course I will.... but I want you to know I'm disgusted by the fact that we're related.
>>26320935
Why the fuck would she be going to an anime con in 40K cosplay
I don't care how autistic this statement is, shit doesn't make sense yo.
>>26320935
40K IS NOT FOR WHORES GTFO BITCHES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
![woman-slapping-man1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nCsPaUn.jpg "woman-slapping-man1[1]")
