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Elliot Rodger was one of the best murderers who ever lived
His victims were the most deserving
>3 asian robots
>deserving
the 2 stacies and the chad I aprove of though
>>26329947
certainly the murderer I relate to most, but not the best who ever lived
There's been so many throughout history, that's a ridiculous statement
God damn it mongrels are fucking ugly as shit.
>be tall, rich, famous, confident
>say you like Pokemon
>people will love you for it
>be a beta nerd
>say you like Pokemon
>people just think you're a weird manchild
Why is the world so fucking backwards?
>>26329878
Pokemon is actually pretty normie t b h famalam.
>>26329878
>i'm entitled to people liking me
>>26329878
pokemon is mainstream now
its like saying youll be called a nerd for liking star wars
What does it mean when a girl posts this?
It means she's a girl
>>26329779
It means they ignore the fact that that isn't fucking true and they probably aren't fun to hang out with
It means they're retarded and they don't understand logic
It's a woman thing, don't ask.
>dude, what do you mean you don't do drugs, they like, expand your mind man
>LOL, you're into reading, that's so gay bro
>its just a plant goy
>>26329777
the Jews are the CIA now?
>I don't do drugs
>*sips coca-cola*
What if you step off the chair and end up in flavortown?
>>26329699
It's weird, how tomorrow none of this will have ever existed, no 4chan, no pain, just eternal essense
Equestria, but only asmy pony OC, otherwise I'd rather just die senpai.
>>26329699
I want to struggle for a minute, then let go and fall asleep. When I wake up, I'll be in a beautiful, cold forest, and reincarnate in the form of a wolf. (I'm not a furry) Run free and explore the mountains and rivers, breathe the cool air, sleep with the sky as my blanket, and be at peace.
You are now locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>had prolonged eye-contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>enjoyed the company of females
>been photographed with a girl
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are a female.
wtf is this bullshit you aspie
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>had prolonged eye-contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>enjoyed the company of females
>been photographed with a girl
>had a female friend
I've done all these things and still a kissless virgin. Why am I not allowed into this thread?
>>26329615
Because you are normie scum.
>>26330080
How am I a normie? A woman never let me stick my dick in her she was only being nice to me out of courtesy.
hey /r9k/ why is he so sad?
he has squidward's nose superglued onto his face
post ur sadfrogz
>>26329364
thingken of tfwnogf
>become intoxicated on some sort of substance
>taking the cd out and putting in a new game
That's what it feels like. I'm drunk right now. Lots of dumb shit is easily put into perspective. You don't understand what people mean by "that guy's an alcoholic" until you actually experience it. You hear about drunk driving, you see people drunk in media, you see liquor at the store and you don't think nothing of it. Hell, you probably read or skipped this post thinking nothing of it.
You see some drunk guy represented in media, or you hear somehing bad about alcohol and how you're not supposed to drink when you're pregnant. You never think about what it's like, you just assume.
But when you're slightly drunken it all makes sense. The game changes. You realize your place in the universe and you realize you want to be somewhere else.
Then you're there....
Yeah, that's why everyone should try drugs at least once. Did you just figure this out?
>>26329693
I've done an assorted medley or drugs more than few times before.
The thing is that I only bother to think about it when I'm actually under their influence. I'll wake up in the morning back to my regular self. In a horrible cold and lonely world.
>>26329227
>tfw alcohol makes everything ok, at least for a little while
Why does my family want me watch chads run around and pass a ball to each other with them?
>>26329085
I wanted to watch it, but my family told me to leave because I kept calling Blind Side a fat fucking nigger lol
>>26329085
TFW they make millions of dollars a year
I have to admit it is kinda funny watching a bunch of chads getting hurt
Who here isn't watching the super bowl or gives a shit about it.
Only Normies watch the super bowl it makes me sick So stupid I'd match rather spend my time watching real sports that reuire actual skill like smash bros or Magic the gathering football is so gay nothing but a bunch of meatheads.
NORMIES REEEEEEEEE
Yeah not into it either. I don't even understand what is going on, that's probably part of the problem.
All through grammar and high school, they'd play it in gym class, but I never knew how to play. So I'd just kinda 'play along' and not know what is going on.
I just realized the gym teacher just assumed everyone had parents that taught their kids football and never actually explained the rules.
>>26329014
I just don't give an ounce of a crap about football, it simply doesn't interest me
I'm so glad I don't have to be in to work for a while so I don't have to explain to normies that I don't know anything about football all day.
>real sports that reuire actual skill like smash bros or Magic the gathering
>tumblr image
>you will never have a stacy singing as you play songs on the guitar while getting high
why live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkM3M3zGcGE
>>26328832
>getting high
i want you junkies to leave REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
>>26328936
It's better than being here desu familia
What does /r9k/ think of the early 2000s?
Extremely overrated
>>26328765
>in b4 BRO THOSE WERE THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE I WAS BARELY OUT OF DIAPERS AND MY CHILDHOOD IN THE EARLY 2000s WAS SO GREAT BECAUSE I AM A BALD-DICK BARELY-LEGAL 18 YEAR OLD
If you're not 25 or older you have no reason to be a "robot"
>tfw my country had lan house culture until the 08's
I'm 18 so I could live a bit of it
I posted a youtube video and all i get is hate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs73Cz8a1ZY I cant like get away from hate T_T CRY
>>26328705
Kill yourself you normie, you dont know true depression if you are bitching about a youtube channel, go kill yourself you 12 year old..
Could you give a link?
>>26328705
tfw op is 12
>talk with someone from r9k
>they were a lying asshole the entire time
Normies are the bad ones, they said.
>>26328668
Explain you faggot
>being a robot means that you are a good person
>>26328668
Did you meet him too? kekels
When is it too late?
I doesn't matter how old you are, it's already too late
when ur about to cum but she says inside
The love of my life married someone else and had his babies. I'd say it's too late.
