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Somebody out-loser me here..
>fat
>ugly
>stupid
>neet
>addicted to lottery
>mother supports and encourages my lottery habits
>hear voices
>mother is a religious zealot convinced I can hear the voice of God
>makes me believe it during the episodes too
>once I come back to my senses, I realize I'm just a mentally ill spastic that's following in the genetic steps of my brother
>when I was younger I started a small cult
>comprised of four edgy teenagers
>only reason I got laid by a schizophrenic girl
>eventually she realized how convoluted it all was and how messed up I and the group were
>she blocked me on every piece of social media
>god I miss her
At least you were alpha enough to be a cult leader, however briefly.
What was that like?
>>26337689
Damn dude, that sounds....HOL UP
>>only reason I got laid by a schizophrenic girl
>I got laid
>by a girl
NORMIEEEE GTFFFOOOO REEEEEEE
>only reason I got laid by a schizophrenic girl
Fuck off normalfag
I really didn't think the people on this board were that bad. But I was playing some good ol' fashioned Mabinogi. And I found this actual autist. Thoughts?
someone who really needs to make like a meme and dip out of life, holy shit fuck them.
>>26337343
>>26337398
>pointing fun of people with a mental illness
wew
>>26337419
>mental illness
nigga this fuck boy is a memer. he's just really autistic and should be euthanized.
>ordered a onahole
>left japan 5 days ago
>FIVE FUCKING days AGO and not even at the customs yet
>FUCK EVERYTHING
FUCK
>Getting this mad because a fake vagina takes longer than 5 days to travel half the world to your doorstep.
If there were ever a time to use the term "first world problems", this is it.
I hope that onahole gives you dick cancer, you dumb frogposter.
>>26337401
Nah, that would be those retarded #justgirlythings instagram shit
Oldfags redpill me on the 80s/90s. Were they actually all that or were they shit. I feel like they were probably cool because everyone wasn't carrying cameras in their pockets 24/7.
>>26337280
Imagine no email, skype, instagram, blogs, vlogs, tinder, online dating, or online video games. You want to hang out with your friend, what do you do?
You call them on the phone, say "want to hang out?" and you go do shit together. It was a much better system.
Now normies build shrines of narcissism dedicated to themselves, filled with lies, and never do shit in real life.
I was born in 96, and let me tell you, the 90's were great. Cartoons, movies, video games and music were so much better. Today's generation really missed out.
No, the 90s were amazing. Everyone getting rich, good music, golden age of video games, nerd shit was still a sub culture and not coopted by corporate whores, spend your time playing rad video games, reading, arcades, or just hanging out in the Safeway parking lot.
Damn good times we won't see again.
What is it like to have a normal heterosexual male sexuality? When you see a cute girl, what thoughts do you have and what do you feel?
>>26337173
when I see a cute girl all I can do is imagine what a bitch she must be in real life. How many men she's stood up, how many drunken benders she's had, how she must have fucked her boss for a raise or a teacher to get a passing grade, how she must spend all her time on instagram taking selfies and being passive aggressive towards all her female friends, and how she's probably had an abortion.
I think my whole life with her.
Then i remember i have a weak chin and a giant nose and start bashing myself for being such a massive delusional cunt
I feel kind of warm, I want to hug her and kiss her and smell her hair basically
Heya /r9k/
Recently I've been sleeping a lot and eating very little. I slowly began to feel slower and less responsive as time went on. I've been reluctant to do things that I usually enjoy like video games or hanging with Friends. I haven't felt motivated to go to work and I've slept in by mistake on multiple occasions. On my days off I've been staying in bed until 8 at night only to eat something and go right back to sleep. This has happened over the course of 3 months and has gotten progressively worse. Just in the past 3 days I've started feeling completely empty inside and I even had a few thoughts of what death would be like. Just today I had very vivid thoughts of suicide but I have no intention of doing anything harmful. I lead a fairly mundane life with nothing particularly bad. I don't have a gf but that's a personal choice that doesn't effect me. I'm a bit worried and I don't want to talk to a doctor just yet. I've always seen people being to quick to jump on the depression bandwagon and letting that actually effect their lives. I'm not sure that I'm depressed and I'd like to say that I'm not. As far as other disorders go I've never been diagnosed with anything and I'd be fairly quick to say that I don't. I just don't know what's happening and I was wondering if any of you had some sort of insight for me.
Go to a doctor retard
>>26337154
all memes aside, that sounds exactly like depression
It's hard to know your situation just by what you posted. In order to make you feel better you have to access the depression and find an antidote. The therapist can give you the light bulb, but you have to screw it in.
How goes the job search?
>>26337147
have a barback interview tomorrow and a stage for a foodrunning/bussing position on wednesday at one of the better restaurants in town.
wish me luck, lads
>>26337147
Got a job last Saturday, and can get 2 more. Sounds good right ? Took me 1 year to find a job and now I got all year options.
I worked and I think I did alright. Was in charge of making milkshakes. Asks me to come in Sunday but I wasn't ready for a Sunday rush desu.
Now they won't put me on roster. Did I fuck up?
>>26337237
i don't get it. how did u fuck up? did you go and mess up or chose not to go? You probably fucked up in either scenario.
>One thing
>I don't know why
>It doesn't even matter how hard you try
>>26337145
>If I could, then I would
>I'll go wherever you will go
>Way up high or down low
>I'll go wherever you will go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAP9AF6DCu4&list=PLMN_uVd3D12zLmdLZ6Gfk1I6W5oN5eHp1&index=105
>>26337145
bumping for potentials
>staying up late on fridays nights watching Toonami
You will never experience it ever again
who here could leave there phone off for a week and only come back to a maximum of two texts.
Me and it hurts
The only reason I have a phone is because my mum bought me one for emergencies.
I don't even answer her most of the time because I don't pay for it and I have to be next to it to hear it vibrate.
Since last sunday I have gotten (without initiating) a total of I believe 1 text
So why are you single anon?
i'm "boring" and poor
>>26337119
Was in a relationship for years that ended badly. I've only had sex with a handful of girls, but have fooled around with quite a few. The it they've told me, and there General behavior towards sex and men is depressing. We're basically disposable, replaceable toys. Women don't know how to love.
>>26337164
To expand on this. Even if a girl claims to love you; she will drop you and move on at the drop of a hat. I've seen it many times. Nothing is sacred. Nothing is special.
>Daddy, the police here wanting to talk to you. They say that mommy died. They say that you're the 'pwime suspek.' When did mommy die? What's a 'pwim suspek?' Why are you looking at me like that? Where are you going? Why are you trying to climb out the window?
I love this meme. The thought of OP putting himself in the perspective of a little girl from a dysfunctional family is hilarious. keep it up
Written like an autistic Australian
>>26337318
I'm a Kiwi, bruh.
Because they don't fucking get it. They think society runs like a machine that will keep pumping output as long as you have the input. Metals, food, lumber, factories, roadways, logistics systems, that's all they see it as. They think people will be happy and work as long as they have their food, homes, public services, but that's fucking wrong. This doesn't make happiness, it makes stability. It makes people who will think twice before picking up a gun and fighting for something truly dear to them.
It's the same reason our arguments sound like absolute lunacy to most people. If you have an idea that will hurt someone's feelings, it's bad. If it could lead to a war, it's bad. If it legitimizes struggle, it's bad. "Those problems can be solved by education, more food, with those things we can have world peace." Meanwhile the slow burn to a violence and strife far greater than anything imaginable eases itself ever closer to the point of no return. And when that time comes, they will have no one to rely on. Because their society of tolerance was just that. A parcel of people they just tolerated. Not a nation, not a people bound by history and cherished traditions or values, just a heap of 'individuals'. Walking shadows you greeted and smiled at, but aside from your inner social circle, every other human being may as well have not even truly existed.
And maybe at that point, where the future is most uncertain, they'll wonder, "Could we not have been more?"
It is a machine
>>26337097
that pic is me right now
I feel it phampie, allow me to inject some OCizzzle Pizza of my own
>who here /edgyangsty15yroldplaypretend/
>The Current Year
>Not being part of the Jalisco /master-race/
/r9k/ are you even trying?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LATKPvp4Yls
>>26337005
I'm sorry, I don't speak taco...
I'm from Nayarit. Close enough?
I have a friend from jalisco
My family is from mexico city, so I have no intention of ever visiting.
>tfw everyone will forget about you the moment you die
>>26336678
well look on the bright side:
It's almost as if life itself has no inherent meaning at all.
>>26336678
People still remember jesus, buddha, mohammed. And they've been gone for thousands of years. You can do it too if you apply yourself.
hey lads what should I get on Steam I have 40 dolloars and I already got CK2
This now a steam friend thread :)
Just kidding, try Divinity: Original Sin? Dragon Age: Origins? City Skylines? Hyperdimension Neptune Anime Loli?
>>26336561
Divinity is a rad game, but you need a friend.
>>26336641
Oh yeah it's pretty co-op dependent
