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>day 39 of nofap
>dream about setting up for a fap session every day
>still no sweet relief of a wet dream
but hey chicks started mirin for some reason
fucking kill me
>>26336342
>but hey chicks started mirin for some reason
bravo anon, most people submit to delusion well before 40 days.
>>26336370
Not even kidding.
In the last 30 days;
>made out with a chick
>ate out a chick
>put my arms around 2 chicks while they gave eachother imakillyou looks
>5 grills asked me for my number but ended up giving theirs because i said no
>one grill straight out asked if i wanna be her lover
i have no idea whats going on
>>26336564
you're interacting with girls!
you know what? fuck it, I'm going down the no fap road starting right now. I know I get more passionate towards girls when I haven't fapped so it makes perfect sense. You've inspired me, anon
How long until we run out of original posts and /r9k/ is kill?
p. sure hiroshima is supposed to reset the robot periodically
49 standard characters, 2000 character limit, approximately 20 posts per minute on avg
......
id say about tree fiddy
assuming we have a 2000 character counts and there are 26 letters, plus space character, plus 20 numpad characters, plus 22 special characters
that means that it is 2000 to the 68 possible combinations of characters
which is 295147905179352825856000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 posts
so the world and the universe will probably end before we ever run out of OC
Hey bots, can we talk. All are welcome here in this thread.
I'm an 18 year old senior in high school and lately, my depression has come back. I want to kill myself. I have friends and they try to be nice to me and I shut them out. I can't handle people anymore, I want to either die or live in solitude.
I yelled at my girlfriend because she said something to me and I got mad, I can't even remember what it was. Her and I aren't together anymore, she tried to talk to me but I just stayed in bed and ignored her.
I just want to talk. I'm so tired of everything, I know life could be much worse, but I just hate myself.
My psychiatrist thinks I'm manic.
>>26336266
Do you take meds?
>>26336266
Get some real problems then we'll talk.
>>26336266
Is the depression a reoccurring thing in your life?
why don't you just get a tallete gf?
they quite LITERALLY and UNEQUIVOCALLY have lower standards
i know right i could get that girl real easy
>>26336202
Dude, I WISH.
No woman has lower standards as long as they're actual qt :(
They have to be at least single mom/fat girl/already trashy with tattoos and gauges and alcoholism/drugs tier :(
Because I'm 5'6 and they all want 6'5 and above
>be a trans girl
>find my perfect trans gf, 5'9, lanky, curly blonde hair, virgin
>we're together four days before she breaks up with me, says she only met me because she was suicidal and desperate for human contact and i'n ugly and it wouldn't have worked out anyway bc i'm straight
>files a rape accusation against me at the local pd
>gets a qt gf
you lied to me, robots. virgins aren't pure.
>>26336124
bc she's straight*
that rule doesn't apply to abominable mental wackos such as yourself, tranny
>tries to fuck a degenerate
>surprised when they're not pure
degenerate scum like trannies are never pure, they're 99.9999% of the time total sluts and don't care about anyone but themselves
Is this true? Do girls actually do this?
>>26336107
>I did it
What a beta
>>26336107
i'd still pity fuck him but i'd never call him back
you don't have to be mandingo to fuck but 3" is pretty bad. you need at least 5" to satisfy a girl
>>26336107
No, if you got to the point of taking off clothes, she'll fuck
Doesn't mean she will like it.
>cheese cubes
>blueberries
>>26336083
Those cheeses would go better with apple anon.
>>26336083
>Non-frozen fruit
What the fuck is this ???! Nigger
I'm drunk and I hate myself, I want to have someone love. but I'm such an ugly nasty person I don't blame them for hating me
PLEASE RESPOND
Original message
We're all pathetic as fuck here, so I most people here probably wouldn't hate you.
>>26336362
Im a fat neckbeard highschool dropout. Most people here are better then me
Would /r9k/ bang my wife?
>>26335889
you're a catch, your wife is very lucky
>>26335889
IF this is real, then congrats bro. Unless its for the green card
>>26335889
id bang both of you <3
You can watch me nut in your wife's cunt then she can watch as I make you my bitch and cum in your ass.
>200 word essay due tomorrow
guess im not sleeping tonight bros
>>26335881
hello middleschool
>>26335881
middleschooler reporting here
>>26335881
>200 words
What are you in the second grade?
Who else is a /failure/?
>Never had a job
>No friends
>No hobbies
>Going to fail upcoming uni exams and probably dropout
>Haven't even been outside for several days
I have next to no interests, hobbies or friends. I have a BF but I can't relate to him in any way because I don't do anything with my life.
probably going to kill myself soon
>>26337073
>Aren't we all planning to
What the fuck is with all the religious nuts here suddenly postingabout 'accept the kike on the stick and your life will feel better! xDDD'?
Reminder Cucktianity is a normalfag religion. You think any of the normalfags in the churches wouldn't whisper and giggle at seeing the lonely creepy Robot going to church on Sunday? What makes you think they'd want to share their shitty Heaven with you? Everything you like is banned in Heaven, yet it's supposed to be the 'greatest reward'.
Sex? No, banned
Food/drink? Banned
Adventuring? No, all you do is worship God, because apparently, a 'perfect' being is so self-centered he needs beings to worship him for all eternity
And I know for a fact that there are a bunch of Robots whose problems stem from the sandnigger religion: the gaybots who had the crazy fundies, the ones who couldn't go over to a friend's house because 'tut-tut, Robot, he's not [insert any denomination here]! or a myriad of other insane antics.
>religion run exclusively by virgins worshipping a man who died a 30+yr old virgin, who was born to a virgin mother.
>normalfag
Suuuuuure
>>26335699
Fuck off with your kike on a stick.
>>26335624
All the right wing shit is the cool thing on 4chan right now, and religion comes with that. People are having a knee jerk reaction to the insane SJWs and right wingers basically own /pol/ which is leaking over to other boards. Plus there's plenty of young posters who were raised as Christians that are probably more than happy to flaunt their religion now that it's socially acceptable.
Either way, I don't mind them being here but they need to fuck off with their bullshit crusade against "degeneracy" since they're just as bad as the sandniggers they hate who try to enforce sharia law wherever they go.
You finally got a Stacy and now she hates you! WTF did you say to her?
>>26335564
I probably made some joke
women can't handle the bantz
I tried to guilt her into focusing on me and only me
She realized I'm broke
>I wish this wasn't a true story
>when she is shorter than you and her guy taller than you
>when she says she has a boyfriend and you weren't even flirting or interested in her
>when women are vehemently disgusted in you or completely fetishes you
>when you have fallen for her and she becomes indifferent to you
>when you eat her out and she keeps showing her clit like you never seen one before or know where to lick
>when girls won't think rationally to solve social obstacles painlessly
>>26335543
>when she is shorter than you and her guy taller than you
Practically every woman I've ever met
>when she's 4'10 and only dates 6'3 and above
Epic
Literally heard this today from one.
I've had more luck with women my size, and taller than me. I fucking hate womanlets.
>>26335543
>when she is shorter than you and her guy taller than you
See this shit all the time. They all say I am too short fot them when I am 6-7 inches taller than them.
Why am I always so tired?
>>26335483
Are you sleeping?
Are you eating?
Are you exercising?
Do you have a reason to live?
>>26335513
Yes
Yes
No
Not really
Could be depression, but if you can, get your thyroid checked by a doc. Low thyroid function will make you fatigued and depressed.
