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Is there even anything worth defending. Will we ever get to live for something heroic?
>>26324474
Anon, we are living in the age of decadence / decline
there is nothing. nothing worth fighting for. I say again, nothing worthwhile fighting for.
Except for one thing. Survival.
>>26325152
>we are living in the age of decadence / decline
there's something, something that fuck.
I can't even describe a feel, i'm losing it.
Reading that feels like i'm going dyslexic in my own thoughts.
>>26324474
Why should we defend when we can destroy?
I did acid 2 days in a row
Should I take it again today, or would that be a waste?
Your tolerance / mind has got to be pretty shot by now. Did you plan on doing anything today while on acid?
>>26324503
I've been biking and walking on it. Pretty much cardio exercise.
>>26324588
That sounds pretty chill, honestly. I'd still give yourself a day or two to recover a bit, unless this is like, a last chance before the week sort of deal. Then just go for it.
>tfw I'm 19 and I have to get circumcised next week
Does it hurt? I'm so depressed. I don't want to be an cut fag.
>>26324456
You have TO?
had it done when I was a baby so I dont remember. why do you have to get it done OP?
>>26324475
>>26324544
Extreme phimosis. Such a bitch.
>you're at a bar drinking and minding your own business
>stacy comes up to you and mocks you for being a virgin loser with no friends
>she takes a shot of gin and spits It in your face
>everyone in the bar laughs at you
>you go cry in your car and take a nap
>after a couple hours you wake up and take a walk to make you feel better
>you're approaching a dark ally and can hear stacy screaming for 'them' to stop
>you take a peak over the corner and see 3 black guys with their dicks out rubbing it on stacy and fondling her viciously
What do?
Join in, cum on her face and take pictures
>>26324411
Wonder when the fuck I got a car
This is really unrealistic, since I don't go outside.
Anyways; I'd just stand by and watch and I'd make sure that she sees me standing there.
hey guys
im about to go to inpatient, just waiting for an ambulance to come transfer hospitals
what should i expect
also if i stop responding its because the ambulance is here
STOP SMOKING
WE LOOVE YOU
>>26324378
AND WE DONT WANT YOU TO DIE
WE DONT WANT YOU TO DIE
WE DONT WANT YOU TO DIE
>>26324346
Do a flip, faggot.
.toggaf ,pilf a oD
Who /survivingtherodeo/ here?
It's a wild ride robots but we're going to make it.
>>26324110
oh my oh my, oh my oh my
I've got no replies, oh my
OHHH MYYY, OHHH MY
Rap is disgusting. Listening to and producing Rap music should be illegal
>>26324248
this ia art anon not rap
ITT: We develop the official password or pass-phrase that tells the inevitable r9k school-shooter that we are one of them and that they shouldn't shoot us
potential school shooters - you are welcome to post with any ideas, and make sure you're here to see the finished product or else this thread will be useless
>>26323927
just RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE at the very top of your lungs
that's what i'm gonna do
>>26323927
Wear sandels and socks, sit by yourself, and don't show fear by hiding.
Just act like nothing is going to happen to you because you don't deserve it.
>it's me, Elliott
Why do you hate reddit, /r9k/?
I don't, i use it more than 4chan.
>>26323669
But that's not what happened in Beauty and the Beast at all. She knew he was rich the entire time. She only warmed up to him after spending time with him.
Reddit users are mostly Sjws and feminists even though a lot of them pretend to be against feminism.
who /Savannah Brown/ here?
her lustrous brown eyes are quite nice to look at
her poems are good too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0fLoNbzuUU
>>26323577
Her voice is half pretentious half autistic
She's just another normie trying to appear introverted and deep
>>26323577
She is an attention whore dating a chad who wants to pretend like people shame her for being sexually promiscious and that she is introverted.
No fucking introvert had a dozen dicks in her and is dating a guy.
>>26323577
I fucking hate people who accentuate their mimics and voice like she does, it is really annoying to look at and listen to. Especially because those are the foolproof signs of a psychopathic narcissist.
Hey everybody!
I fucking hate my life.
I had a online gf for like 2 months. She was from Canada and I'm Irish.
She texted me to say that she is meeting some one new. His name is Alex.
First and only relationship was with her. Nothing will ever compare to it.
I feel like shit. I can't cope. Hug me robots. I am 19 year old KHV. We never did anything together like cam sex or any other shit.
I HAVE NEVER FELT SO SHIT OTHER THAN THE TIME I WAS ALONE DURING CHRISTMAS NIGHT AND STARTED SHOVING A KEY ACROSS MY ARM. (down the road faggots)
HOLD ME R9K. I AM GOING THROUGH HELLL
FUCK YOU ALEX. FUCK YOU STUPID PIG. DONT TAKE HER
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
captcha: Find my dead body in those rivers i clicked we90hyweg
>>26323474
>he fell for the ldr meme
I was in your position and I can tell you this much.
If you wait to long to establish yourself as a sexual being, she will never consider you as one. Her conscious need for emotional comfort will override her subconscious need for physical stimulation if you offer her a guaranteed brother figure.
>>26323601
I wanted to have sex with her via cam, Not real cam sex but like cam shit.
She never did anything after that. She left me because she didnt want to have sex on cam.
I need some advice.
I went out on a date with this girl Friday night. I really like her, but was playing to cool the best I can.
I texted her saturday night. It was just an opener to start another conversation. I was hoping to then transition to asking her about another date.
I haven't heard back yet.
Am I fucked? What do I do?
For the record after our first date she texted me later that night telling me about how much fun she had.
WHAT DO
Chill for a few days. Trying to cover your tracks makes you look like a sperg. Leave it where it is and wait a few days.
Maybe she's not into you. Anyways, try again tomorrow or the day after that. If you still get nothing or she doesn't suggest seeing each other again, then you have to man up and accept nothing will come out of it.
>>26323462
Ask her out again Tuesday. This is a big weekend (assuming you and her are American) so it's likely she's busy with something.
Robots, let's try a little thought experiment:
Imagine you are born in a world where food is purely a luxury item and most people just take a tasteless, pleasureless nutrient injection once a day instead of eating except on special occasions. Some people, the extremely unlucky ones, never get a bite to eat in their whole lives.
Imagine that you are one of these foodless virgins who can only fantasize about what it must feel like to bite into a nice piece of chicken or savour a lovely bar of chocolate. But it's not enough that you are denied this pleasure, that would be bad enough. Say it becomes fashionable for people with food to wave it around all over the place, You can't even walk down the street without a nice pair of plump, luscious burgers bouncing up and down scarcely concealed. Every time you see someone bending over on the bus you glance over to get a nice eyeful of their cheese or their bacon.
But it gets worse. If you so much as glance at this food, something you want so badly but can never have, even just out of the corner of your eye. Even for one second. You are a fucking creep. A loser virgin piece of shit worthy of derision and scorn.
How would you feel?
Is the food women or is the food sex?
>>26323384
same as i already do when it comes to >tfw no gf desumy pain is constant and sharp, etc etc.
>>26323480
The food is food anon get your head out of the gutter.
>friend is vegan
>she still wears clothes made by starving children
Why are vegans such shitty people?
>Friend makes her own clothes
>Still eats the corpses of tortured animals
Why are weavers such shitty people?
>coworker converted to veganism a week ago
>now spends her breaks bitching at people who eat meat in the break room
>she's started complaining (to nobody, she just talks at people) about how "why is nobody talking to me"
>>26323794
>not appreciating being able to eat meat while there's people starving to death
Kill yourself
Daily reminder that it isn't gay to like traps.
It's a well-established fact that everyone knows. Why would you need to remind us of it?
Making threads about how it isn't gay is pretty gay.
>>26323014
>it's totally not gay as long as he's wearing stockings and has long hair
who /so fresh and so clean/ here?
tfw daily shower
tfw soaping up my body and shampooing my hair
tfw putting a lot of tooth paste on my tooth brush and brushing my teeth with a thick lather.
that glorious clean feel
Shower twice a day. Feels super good man.
>>26322032
ya i shower once to twice a day, depending on how much free time i have.
>>26322018
have you started flossing? it's my favorite part of the day... seeing the little fragments of food on the floss there were stuck in between my teeth after I brushed them.
