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Lines that made you question your life
>why are you so cold anon
>What are you doing on the computer with a day like this? What will you do in the future, stay all day on the computer too? I just don't understand
My father
>>26321078
Tfw I was hanging out with a friend back in high school and his dad came in and said this.
>You're mean because you're insecure. You hate parts of other people that you see and dislike in yourself.
So, we all agree that feet is the most patrician fetish?
>>26320652
Yup.
It's funny when I see guys say they don't understand how people can find feet sexy. I'm the exact opposite. How can you look at feet like those and not be turned on?
Just interesting how two people can look at the same thing and have completely polar responses.
>>26320652
Actually, the most patrician fetish is micro vore
Yes, but only for boy feets
I won't be watching the superbowl tonight. See I'm not a sheep who participates in normalfag hivemind activities. I will be watching reruns of REBA, and cartoons and playing video games instead of watching a hick white trash football game.
>pic unrelated
Oh well golly gosh aren't you a special snowflake. No one is as cool or unique as you.
my dads making cheeseburgers and I'll be watching with him in the living room tonight. Unless my friends call than I'm ditching him and having fun
Well aren't you special. You know kids under the age of 18 aren't allowed here? I'm gonna guess you're an atheist too.
>tfw eating at McDonald's again
>>26320262
What'd you get family?
>>26320279
This desu wa
Original
>tfw eating plain bread slices again for dinner
at least they're multi-grain, right?
You are one of the last humans alive after the happening
Pick a companion to explore the wasteland with.
>A
qt trap, your perfect girl with a cock
or
>B
a sentient hologram of your best 2d girl
B would not be able to offer you any manual aid and you can't physically touch, you also have to carry her CPU and solar batteries, which combined are the size of a large briefcase.
But she is very smart and preloaded with maps and science.
A can help you hunt and fight off mutants, but you have to share food and she is more emotionaland horny, she is as smart as you are.
desu some ass pounding every now and then doesn't sound bad.
Also with the hologram you would probably go insane.
>cock
>girl
also picking 3d ever
2D waifu of course.
What kind of question is this?
Little wagecuck roaches go back to work to earn my NEETbux
Run along wagecucks these BUX aren't going to make themselves
>>26320249
Thisbrings us more tendiebux.
>>26320249
Woah man where's Pepe
>>26320249
>>26321338
Fuse these memes together to get pic related
>2015+1
>not having a fefe folder
What's your excuse?
>>26320140
im not a redditor or some preteen memester
kill yourself
/thread
>>26320163
>not realizing that fefe is the ultimate meme
>>26320140
>What's your excuse?
Fefe is shit.
You're magically transported into the body of Christian XXX and you now have your choice of the biggest tranny porn stars, what do you do?
>>26319982
Post on /b/ like I used to as Christian looking for new trannies to fuck on camera.
>>26319982
Die of AIDS
fuck all the ladyboys
>notice my hair falling out literally whenever I touch my hair
>hairline visibly started receding
>try to pick the fallen hairs and put them on my head while tearing up
>"p-please don't go"
>>26319693
you're a turbocuck and it's not the balding that's the reason for this attribution
>>26319693
Use finasteride. You wont be having sex anyway
>>26320285
I wonder if I could just rub a lethal dose of morphine on my head and get it done
>tfw have full girly lips
>>26319586
>thinly veiled braces thread
>>26319586
pic related
don't hit on me silly boys :)
>>26319586
What's up with all that blood on her inner lips?
There cant be THAT many refugees. C'mon it's such a comparatively small country.
Euros tell us to open our borders and help the refugees(we have about 3 million now) but they flip the fuck out when there are a few thousand coming their way even though they're much wealthier than us. Turks are getting fucked in this deal
Remember goyim:
Temporary camps are NOT an option. The ONLY way to help these poor, poor browngoys is to PERMANENTLY integrate them into your society, your welfare system, and your race.
>>26319597
fuck turkey
constantinople belongs to christianity, get the fuck out of my city
>meet a girl
>think she is cute
>make a move
>she likes me back
>find out she is a born again christian
Welp so much for getting laid
>>26319428
Ask her if anal is okay
>>26319447
Not a catholic m8
>>26319428
No chad has ever met a born again christian. Keep that in mind.
Why is this funny? Did I say something fucked up?
If you even have to ask you're more fucked up than I thought...
>>26319370
No you pathetic fucking virgin loser.
"lol" these days is just used to lighten a conversation so it doesn't become awkward, not actually "laugh out loud"
jesus dude what are you, 60?
how old is your mom? Oldies can't into internet talk and memes.
>Being put back on Methadone in 2 days
Sorry i couldn't stay clean senpai
You should feel bad about it.
Hey guise, since I didn't want to make a new thread about meds, here I go.
Until a week ago the only drug I'd use was alcohol and that's it, but one day I felt so bad I took 10 tablets of sertraline (I always thought that SSRI meds are a meme, my exgf left a blister of it like a year ago). Got some nightmares, dizziness but overall world was a better place for some time. And here's my question, was anyone taking some SSRI meds over a long periods of time? Is the effect any good? I think of going to psychiatrist so I'd get them prescribed.
>>26319899
I was on Prozac for a few years in middle and high school and my experience with it was great. I had no adverse side effects and when u felt like I didn't need it anymore, my psychiatrist was on board and totally happy for me. Some people hate being on it because they "feel like a zombie" but I never felt that way.
Prozac = 10/10
>Hey anon want to go out after my chemo?
Ok I guess. Could be interesting
>>26319334
cute, shame for that piercing
>>26319334
>Sex because "i don't want to die a virgin"
>Skinny
> Don't have to bring her out anywhere because sick
> No commitment because dead in 6 months
>Look like a hero for helping the sick girl in moment of need
Is this a serious question? Who would refuse
