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any robots in az?
what are your top tips from going az noob to az pro
from neet incel couch potato never-camped-in-his-life
to master arizona palo verde outdoorsman with encyclopedic knowledge of all the cool places in any az town
>>26311802
Arizona is a state full of tweakers, crackheads, drug dealers and basically people who are trash. We occasionally have midwesterners who are rich live here though in rich neighborhoods. You want to avoid this state at all costs, very high crime. I'm lucky to get out of here in 20 days.
Cum to mesa I'll fuk u up
I'll fuck your boi pussy
Pretty please, I want to fuck your boipussi
>>26311836
youre perfectly describing tempe and the youth scene in prescott
i agree, everything looks like it was built in the 80s, even the places they say are experiencing growth
everything is sand and gravel themed
ugh
My gf just said that she is sick of feeling bad for me.
She wanted me to sing a song with her but it brought back all the memories I had in middle and high school of being left out and friendless. She was having a fun time but I said that those songs make me feel depressed. Now she is pissed at me and is playing 3DS.
What should I do?
either try to hide your sadness or break up with her
If I were you I'd just say that I really appreciate you trying your best to cheer me up.
But hey, I've never had a gf before so what good is my (or anybody else's on this board) advise?
She'll get over it.
the more I think about life the more I want to end mine
your life specifically or life in general?
>>26311704
My life specifically
>>26311625
you think too much about the wrong things, thinking can be used against you
Have any robots ever ended a relationship because they wanted more excitement in their lives? Post stories, talk about experiences, tell us how you overcame these situations.
I'm currently looking for adventure. I want to climb mountains, go to the ocean, travel, and live life. I don't have any qualifications of who I want to do this with, just someone who is fun and willing to experience life with me. You can be ugly or fat or deformed. You can look like Eggman, I literally don't care. I'm a straight female. I have a job and a college degree, so I am not looking for a knight in shining armor. [email protected] is my email address if anyone is interested.
No because I'm not a woman and not prone to making irrational ill fated decisions and having to resort to using my holes to bail me out
Look at you, already trying to find a man to leech off of and lead you around on your "adventure"
>>26311719
"I have a job and a college degree, so I am not looking for a knight in shining armor."
>>26311582
Robots don't have relationships to begin with
Let's dispel this fiction once and for all that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing; he's undergoing a systematic effort to change this country and make America more like the rest of the world. If I'm elected we'll embrace what makes America the greatest country in the world.
If Rubio were elected, would he continue his policies of accomplishing nothing and skipping work?
>>26311554
I would have to agree with your post, but I think it's necessary for us to first dispel this fiction once and for all that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing; he's undergoing a systematic effort to change this country and make America more like the rest of the world. If I'm elected we'll embrace what makes America the greatest country in the world.
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>>26311588
You cant make this a meme you dip
should i ask him out this valentines day?
im kinda nervous...
>>26311391
You're either a faggot, master baiter, or a woman.
All three of those lead to shit tier threads.
Try /adv/.
>>26311429
im a girl but adv told me to go here so why not i guess
>>26311473
Link to original thread or you're full of shit.
And read the damn board rules retard.
>want to order pizza online
>the order website requires non-free javascript
>tfw the botnet wants me to starve
>>26311361
install pipelight and stop downloading cp so you won't have a reason to be a paranoid faggot
>>26311361
Just call the fucking pizza shop then
>>26311361
/g/ pls did you ask your savior to see if it's proprietary free pizza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25UeVXrEHQ
>say good morning to old white guy
>he completely ignores me
Why are old white people so rude?
>>26311192
To get people to pay attention to you, you have to make them feel to awkward to not pay attention to you
Stand in their way a little bit, smile at the without breaking your gaze, and don't forget to speak really loudly
Not yelling, but very loudly to the point where they know other people heard you talk to them
>>26311192
single example, must be part of a huge pattern
When you're old and you can feel Death knocking at your door you don't have to pretend to give a fuck about other people's dumb shit any more
So I don't want to make this a straight up contact thread that a mod would delete and tell me to post on /soc/ but I was just curious about who actually has autism here and if anyone on /r9k/ would be interested in specifically talking to other people with autism?
i have aspergers but i dont really want to talk to anyone, how are you holding up
i was diagnosed last year
>>26310622
Went to therapy and psychologist thinks there's a good chance I have PDD-NOS
I dont want to be on the spectrum desu.
>>26310668
I was diagnosed when I was 19, I'm 24 now. Shit's honestly not that bad I just have a horrible time maintaining any kind of lasting relationships with people
>>26310723
That sucks bruh but if that's where you stand having a label placed on it can't and won't change who you are, for better or worse you just are who you are.
When did you realize that you would die alone and unloved?
>>26310567
Tonight:)
Coming out as gay and realizing you will never find love in the same night is a crazy ride :(
When I was a child. I've always been edgy.
>>26310599
what a fucking faggot ass post. complete with smiley faces and all.
Would you marry her if it meant you had to let her sexually dominate you and if it meant you had to vote for Trump?
>>26310336
I need more pics to decide
>>26310336
I dunno, she looks kinda crazy from that pic.
But I'm voting for Trump either way
How do you feel when your choices are mostly mistakes?
Indifferent. It's the only way to cope.
>>26310248
KAZ PLS
Iike me
Is this the most /r9k/ album of all time? Seriously, the lyrics are pretty relatable
>>26310071
CAN'T DECIDE!
CAN'T DECIDE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx5A6MRiK2I
>>26310167
Good shit, stepfam. Title track on that EP is fire, too
Currently insulting and berating girls on okcupid. What you doing, /r9k/?
>>26310025
shitposting on r9k
not an original comment
About to go smoke the last of my weed in my car and listen to some kendrick lamar good kid madd city. Get on my fuckin level faggots
>>26310054
Im about to smoke the last of my weed in my comfy bed because im not an underage faggot and i don't live with my parents
flex
Tell me bots why are you alone right now?
Did you have a chance to be with someone today?
>>26309981
on the verge of getting with a pretty girl in uni I have a lot in common with, we fuck, and things start looking up. Move on 2 days she's more distant, out of nowhere, "we can't be together right now too much going on in my head" shit over text. We meet in person and she tells me she has had depression since coming to uni and therefore doesn't want anything right now. I ask is there a chance of anything in the future, she makes it out as if that's very unlikely. Now all the shit going on back home and problems I'm having with uni and rent actually seem relevant again and worse than before, and so now I've reverted to depression as well. Didn't think this shit was infectious.
>>26309981
debilitating autism
no
Maybe with "friends" but I don't know, I'm having fun on my own. I'm scared of going crazy, though, I sometime do the silliest shit out of indifference.
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